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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale  (Read 366722 times)

« Reply #1425 on: February 02, 2004, 06:38:35 PM »
Then Toad said, "Look, a Chai-!" but was interrupted when his mouth filled with the water spraying from the wall.

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

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« Reply #1426 on: February 04, 2004, 05:50:21 PM »
And Toad was knocked unconcious by Jman's foot.

I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.

« Reply #1427 on: February 04, 2004, 06:57:21 PM »
Then Seinfeld made a quip about how unerving it is when you're trying to go to the bathroom and mushroom-like people are getting hit with feet.

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

« Reply #1428 on: February 05, 2004, 03:09:13 PM »
But as usual, no one really laughed, because they were being paid to "laugh."



I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/5/2004 1:10:17 PM


« Reply #1429 on: February 05, 2004, 08:44:09 PM »
Then Jerry Seinfeld tripped and fell head first into Yoshi's open mouth.

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.

« Reply #1430 on: February 06, 2004, 01:13:12 PM »
Yoshi swallowed Seinfeld and the curse was uplifted.

"Griddle cakes, hotcakes, pancakes, and flapjacks; Why is it we have four words for "grilled batter" but only one word for "love"?"- George Carlin
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

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« Reply #1431 on: February 06, 2004, 10:51:49 PM »
What an uplifting curse.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
That was a joke.

« Reply #1432 on: February 07, 2004, 03:17:40 PM »
Then, everyone realized they had to get out of the bathroom, which was rapidly filling with toilet water.

"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

« Reply #1433 on: February 07, 2004, 08:25:51 PM »
So they escaped out of the bathroom and went to AutoZone.
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« Reply #1434 on: February 08, 2004, 01:08:33 AM »
Then Wario flies out on his magic jellyfish. So he zapped every thing in sight. While the people screamed horibble bloody murder! While the entire area burned and the Earth had a huge crater on the west hemisphere from the fire! Thus, reverting the Earth in to a WORTHLESS PILE OF RUBBLE INCLUDING ALL THE PEOPLE!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!... Sorry.

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« Reply #1435 on: February 08, 2004, 12:30:38 PM »
Then Mariobro64 posted 5 sentences(not counting the last laugh and "Sorry.") instead of one, which meant he was taken over and controlled by the son of evil, Bowser Jr.!

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.

« Reply #1436 on: February 08, 2004, 03:22:44 PM »
Bowser Jr. then went on to control the minds of everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom, save one lonely Cheep-Cheep.

"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

« Reply #1437 on: February 10, 2004, 08:24:28 PM »
But the Cheep Cheep couldn't help anyone because it could only speak Spanish, like all of Dora the Idiot's friends.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

« Reply #1438 on: February 10, 2004, 08:25:04 PM »
Sorry, double-post.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/10/2004 6:26:01 PM

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« Reply #1439 on: February 10, 2004, 11:11:33 PM »
"¿Que pasa?" asked the Cheep Cheep.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
That was a joke.

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