Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 89040 times)

« **Reply #30 on:** December 31, 2004, 06:57:41 AM »

Luigi: "Whoops Mario, are you okay in there? Sorry, I didn't mean to suck you up too."

Sharpen · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2004, 07:19:21 PM »

Mario: Amsterdam is the place to be!!

...;)

Close the World, Enter the Next
-Serial Experiments, LAIN-

The_Great_Gonzalas · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2005, 12:48:52 PM »

Toad: Thank you Mario, the Princess is here.

Master Mario · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2005, 06:34:33 PM »

Mario: Watch-a me do the SUPER JUMP! (Mario never said that b4)
Luigi: Mario, you're so tall!
Boo: People! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Bowser: I'd be your best friend if I wasn't so evil!
Toad: M-my voice! It's not cute no more!!!!!!

TMK fan since three years ago!

Edited by - Master Mario on 1/25/2005 4:36:28 PM

RandyB · « **Reply #34 on:** January 25, 2005, 07:01:32 PM »

Mario: Yo mamma!
Bowser: .....-.-'

smfan1085 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2005, 09:20:25 PM »

Cool! My topic's revived!

MARIO: Maybe I should try shaving off my mustache...

WARIO: I have GOT to lose some weight!

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 26, 2005, 03:35:30 PM »

Luigi: I must kill mario!

Mario: I love being exploded by bullet bills!

Princess Peach: Mario, your nose should be smaller...

Luigi: Yeah mine too.

Mario: i hate the SMW songs! i want Rock music or Hip Hop!

Master Mario · « **Reply #37 on:** January 26, 2005, 04:23:36 PM »

Shy-Guy: Grow up.......
Bandit:(to Yoshi) Have your Mario back, I've had it......
Chuckola Reserve: Haha...... I don't get it........
Mario: I like-a Bowser!
Luigi: Mario? What're you talkin' bout?
Bowser: I'm such a weakling......

(I asked around the Mushroom Kingdom for these answers)

TMK fan since three years ago!

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #38 on:** January 27, 2005, 10:01:03 AM »

Peach: Next time you try to save me from Bowser, Mario... DON'T!!

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Mario: What-a are you doing now, Weege?

Luigi: Er... nothing!! Why?

Mario: There's a lady ghost outside, and she wants to have you for dinner.

Luigi: What? Really? Tell-a her I'll be there in-a five minutes!

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Wario: Counting money is boooooooooooring!! In fact, money itself is boring!!

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Yoshi: (I'm hungry!!)

Peach: What do you feel like having? Some Sweet Cake, perhaps?

Yoshi: (No. I feel like... humans!!)

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Mario: We-a should-a make a truce that-a will last-a forever!

Bowser: I concur!

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Luigi: What-a are you playing, Mario?

Mario: King Bowser 64!!

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Bowser: We shall set forth, and go rule a kingdom now!!

Koopalings [annoyed]: Awww...

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Mario: Bowser!

Bowser: Mario?

Peach: Mario!

Mario: Peach!

Luigi: Peach!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Bowser: Yoshi?

Mario: Yoshi!

Luigi: Yoshi!

Peach: Yoshi!

Bowser: Yoshi!

Yoshi: Yoshi?

Bowser: Yoshi!

Yoshi: Wow! Yoshi!!!

(Don't ask...)

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Toad: What should I do to be like you?

Toadsworth: First, go get a stick, sonny.

Toad: Got it.

Toadsworth: No! Not that kind of stick!!

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Waluigi: What do I have to do to get at that buffoon Luigi?

Wario: The same thing I did to get at that bigger buffoon Mario!

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Daisy: Welcome to Sarasaland, everyone! [winks]

Luigi: Oh, hoo hoo ho!

Daisy: I wasn't refering to you! By the way, what was your name again, Mr. Green?

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Peach: Daddy!!

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Mario: I'll-a kick-a Bowser's butt again!

Peach: Dandy! Let's go to my room after you do.

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Birdo: I feel pretty.

Mario: Yuck!

Birdo: Don't you think I'm pretty?

Mario: Mama mia! No way!!

Birdo: Aw, you make me so sad!

Mario: So?

Birdo: You don't wanna make me sad, because when I'm sad I do this! [gets googly-eyed]

Mario: Mama mia! Can I take you to my room?

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Hope(N Forever): Do you people want more from me?

People of the Fungi Forums: Yay!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Master Mario · « **Reply #39 on:** January 27, 2005, 02:02:32 PM »

Mario told me another thing he wouldn't ever say: Go Rio! (Get it? Go weegie? Go rio? Mario said you might not like it, but meh....)

TMK fan since three years ago!

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #40 on:** January 27, 2005, 04:56:59 PM »

"Toad: M-my voice! It's not cute no more!!!!!!"

HAHA. So true, so true.

"Good morning. And in case I don''t see you again: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night."- Truman, The Truman Show

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #41 on:** September 02, 2006, 10:42:01 PM »

Here's a fun game. The object is simple: think of things the Mario crew would never say and write them here.

Wario: I feel like giving $4 million to those friendly nuns over there.

Bowser: You know what? I think I'll kidnap Daisy today!

Goomba: Being stepped on actually feels rather soothing.

Luigi: I hate you Mario! Why are you always stealing the light away from me?

Toad: Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work I go!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #42 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:30:54 PM »

Peach: Oh TEC! I love you!

Bowser: Kidnapping Peach is boring. I'm gonna go kick it with Pauline instead.

Mario: Whats up, dog?

Toad: I'm sick of working for you Peach! That's why I'm gonna kill you with the star rod I'm gonna get from Mario! Mwhahhah!

Super Mario · « **Reply #43 on:** September 03, 2006, 12:50:45 AM »

Bowser: "I just love the band Duran Duran."

I know that was stupid, but for some reason it makes me laugh.

The Chef · « **Reply #44 on:** September 03, 2006, 08:10:00 AM »

Yoshi: Screw this, I'm contact the Animal's Rights Department.

Donkey Kong: Bananas suck.

Daisy: ...

Waluigi: Good morning, my fellow Mario characters!