As a 7th grader, I don't have a cell phone. I have a nice Quiksilver wallet full of change in the right pocket of my shorts, a rubber band, a starburst wrapper (tropical), and some lint in the left, a bottle of SoBe Mango Melon juice in the left pocket of my jacket, a Moon Pie :D in the right pocket, and a deck of cards in the pocket inside. I use them to play solitaire.
A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird!!!