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Mario with his new friends, Banjo and Kazooie, were still looking for the Crystal Star and Tooty.
Yoshi: So, who is this Gruntilda anyway?
Kazooie: She’s an ugly, old witch who, despite common sense, is conceited about her looks and age.
Luigi: So she’s a human version of Kammy.
DK: Or maybe Kammy is a Koopa version of her.
Kazooie: Okay, you don’t know how stupid you just sounded.
DK: Be quiet!
Geno: Well no matter who she is, we cannot let her win. I’ve heard she is a tough witch. She knows many spells. And that robotic body Banjo mention will probably increase her power considerably.
DK: Don’t worry. I’ll just crack the body and get the prize.
Kazooie: You’re still sounding stupid.
Yoshi: Well, somebody has to say stupid things now that Wario isn’t here. Where is he?
We cut to Wario and Waluigi who are at the Lava Side of Hailfire Peaks. They were inside the coliseum of the kickball games. They have finally lost the guards.
Wario: ‘Bout time. We were almost toast for a second.
Unfortunately, he spoke too soon. The two guards that were originally chasing them had caught them and put them in shackles.
Waluigi: I can’t believe we were captured. After all that.
Wario: Uh, can’t you find a way to let us go.
Guard 1: Well, there is one way. You must battle at the kickball stadium. We have captured two other long time criminals who were running around here. You have to fight them. If you win we will let you go. If you lose….
He didn’t need to finish. Waluigi was hesitant, but Wario was brimming with confidence.
Wario: We accept the challenge. This is going to be a piece ‘o cake……MMM, cake.
Wario and Waluigi entered the stadium where a bunch of hybrid animals were watching them. Wario bowed and his ego became ten times bigger.
Wario: Who’s the chumps we’re facing?
Then, on the other side of the stadium, Bowser and King Boo appeared. Wario’s ego then deflated faster than a balloon.
Bowser: Hi Wario. Long time no see.
Wario: How are you two wanted on this island?
Bowser: You burned the Jinjo King twenty five years ago and you’re wanted for manslaughter.
King Boo: I flipped him the bird.
Wario (nervously): Heh, you’re going to go easy on us right?
Bowser & King Boo: Hmm……NO!
The villains came charging over to the antiheroes.
Wario & Waluigi: (screams like little girly men)
Meanwhile, Mario and the gang were still searching for the Crystal Star.
Yoshi: Do we have any clues on the whereabouts of that thing?
Diddy: Maybe we should check that rock with the shiny glow.
Yoshi: What rock?
Diddy pointed to what he was talking about. There was a large rock glowing at a distance.
DK: Leave it to me!
DK lifted up the rock and a Crystal Star was under it.
DK: Bingo! Advantage DK!
But then, DK was knocked into a tree by Koopa Kid. He then grabbed the Crystal Star.
Koopa Kid: Boom! Score one for me!
Mario: Koopa Kid!
Koopa Kid: Hey Mario, long time no see. Looks like you guys mean business. I’m just going to get out of here. And let you play with a friend of mine. Come one new friend! Come out and play!
At cue, Gruntilda jumped out in front of our heroes.
Grunty: Why, why, why lookie here. Bear and bird with allies very near.
Banjo: You rhyme again?
Grunty: Yes, yes you have noticed. It reminds me of an idiot named Otis.
Kazooie: I see she hasn’t gotten it back to doing it naturally yet.
Grunty: Shut you bird and that forsaken Banjo! I’m going to destroy you and whoever is named Mario!
Mario: No you won’t!
Yoshi: Ugly witch! You can’t win! You’re just some hag in a bin! Hey, I made a rhyme.
Luigi: …mommy.
Play Music: Banjo-Kazooie Final Boss Song
The fight started with Geno firing Geno Beam but Grutny dodged it and countered with a spell of her own. The spell hits Geno and he was encased in a bubble.
Geno: What’s going on?
Grunty: You’re a magic user, so I see. I’ll rid you first so this fight will be easy.
Grunty came running up to Geno but DK intercepted her with a Giant Punch. The punch made a dent in Grunty’s robot body.
Grunty: Stupid ape, you’re so crazy. But how would you like it if I made your vision hazy?
Grunty performed a status change spell on DK. This spell caused fog to surround DK.
DK: I can’t see.
DK couldn’t find Grunty. Grunty fired a spell at DK and he went flying. Koopa Kid enjoyed this but he was getting ready to leave.
Koopa Kid: It seems like I must be going. Ta-ta!
Koopa Kid ran off.
Luigi: Don’t worry everybody, I’ll stop him.
Mallow: Me too.
Kazooie: Are you sure it isn’t because you’re afraid of Grunty?
Luigi and Mallow sweatdropped as they ran off. Meanwhile, Wario was fighting Bowser while Waluigi was fighting King Boo. Bowser breathed fire on Wario but it just made Wario turn into Fire Wario as he screamed in pain.
Wario: AAHHH! I NEVER DID LIKE THIS POWER UP!
Wario was now a blazing fireball as he ran towards Bowser.
Bowser: BAH! Don’t touch me!
But it was too late. Fireball Wario rammed into Bowser and Bowser was doing the “stop, drop, and roll’ method to put the flames out. Wario burned into ashes and then came back to normal. Waluigi was up against King Boo. King Boo tried to lick Waluigi so he would be paralyzed, but Waluigi dodged it. Waluigi lunged a kick toward King Boo but King Boo turned invisible to avoid injury.
Waluigi (thinking): There must be a way I can harm somehow.
He then came up with an idea.
Waluigi: King Boo, remember how much fun we had during the baseball tournament?
King Boo: When I struck out just once, you shouted ‘MY DEAD GREAT GRANDMOTHER CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU!’
King Boo rammed toward Waluigi but he dodged it.
Waluigi: Uh, we both don’t care for Luigi.
King Boo: But right now, my prey is YOU!
Waluigi only had one more chance. And he hoped it would work.
Waluigi: How would you like to place a bet?
King Boo stopped.
King Boo: Bet?
Meanwhile, the gang was still fighting Grunty. Geno was free from the bubble and Yoshi attacked it. There were more dents in Grunty’s body.
Grunty: No, no, this can’t be. You all are supposed to be dead or groveling at my knee!
Diddy: Aren’t you done with those rhymes.
Grunty: So, you hate my rhymes, don’t you, you little twit. But how would your friends like you if I gave you this bit?
Grunty fired another status change spell. This one made Diddy confused. Diddy attacked, but he attacked Banjo.
Banjo: Diddy, I’m on your side!
Diddy then fired peanuts at Grunty.
Grunty: NO!
Mario fired fireballs at Grunty and they burned her.
Gurnty: I can’t last much more, but you’re not going to survive. With this body and my spells, can you make it out alive?
Yoshi: What is she babbling about now?
Dark energy glowed around Grunty. Everybody was backing away.
Grunty: Darkness Flash!
The energy was released and everybody went flying in different directions. Everybody also had status changes. Geno was frozen, Yoshi was paralyzed, Mario fell asleep, DK’s strength decreased significantly, and Diddy was still confused.
Geno:….
Yoshi: m.,fda.d
Mario: zzzz
DK: I can’t even lift up my arms!
Diddy: Whose side am I on?
Kazooie: I think we’re toast if we don’t come up with something.
Meanwhile, Wario delivered the final blow for Bowser as he fainted.
Bowser: This….isn’t over fool! I will have my….(faints)
Wario (mockingly): Have your what? Children? Manhood?
Waluigi was having more fun. He and King Boo were playing rock-paper-scissors. They were playing up to a win of 15. Whoever won, would be victor. The score was tied 7-7. This was the last throw.
Waluigi: Last hand. Are you ready?
King Boo: Whatever, let’s do this.
They threw out hands. King Boo did paper. Waluigi on the other hand, threw out a bomb at King Boo.
King Boo: I need help. This gambling addiction is….
KABOOM!
King Boo was sent flying into the air. And a star appeared where he blasted off. The crowd cheered for the bros as they both bowed.
Wario: I knew we could do it. Now let’s get out of here and see if we can steal Targitzan’s treasure again.
Suddenly, they were surrounded by Mayan guards.
Wario: I mean, let’s run away as fast as we can and don’t even try to find the treasure.
They both ran off. Meanwhile, Banjo and Kazooie were the only ones left. Everyone else was out of commission.
Grunty: Now you may have escaped my might once. But you won’t now that you’re out of runts.
Banjo: This isn’t over, Grunty! Others will come to stop you.
Grunty: Useless threats have no effect on me, but let’s see how you feel when I tell you I kidnapped Tooty.
Banjo: WHAT!
Grunty: Yes, it’s so very true. Now what will you do? I say what will you do.
Banjo: This. DK, throw me a Crystal Coconut!
DK: I only have one left. But you have to come over here to get it. My arms stink!
Kazooie used Talon Trot to carry Banjo but Grunty saw this.
Grunty: No way you’ll beat me with those little heels. I’ll get it first, too bad you won’t have last meals!
Grunty flew towards DK also. Banjo was getting nervous. But then, he came up with an idea.
Banjo: Kazooie, it’s Ice Egg time.
Kazooie then fired an ice egg. The ice egg hit Grunty and her body was frozen stiff. But her skull was still free. Banjo ran toward DK and grabbed the coconut. Banjo used the coconut. Light brown energy surrounds him.
Banjo: Take this.
Banjo then swiped his arm and three slashes came for Grunty. They hit Grunty.
Grunty: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This causes Grunty’s body to explode and her head was sent flying away. Everybody was coming too since their status changes are over.
Mario: Ah, that was a nice nap. Wait a minute. THE BATTLE AGAINST THE WITCH!
Kazooie: No need to worry plumber boy. We’ve already defeated her.
DK: Ah, my arms. They’re strong again.
Yoshi: But Koopa Kid got away with the Crystal Star.
Luigi and Mallow came back.
Luigi: No he didn’t here it is.
Luigi pulled out the Crystal Star.
Kazooie: That’s what the fuss is all about? JEWELRY?
DK: And here I thought jewelry was a girl’s best friend.
Banjo: Hey Mario? Kazooie and I would like to accompany you and your friends with this adventure.
Kazooie: Yeah, plumber man. I would like to see the world. And hunting jewelry does sound like fun.
Mario: Okay if you guys insist. Welcome aboard.
Yoshi (out loud): Even though, the company that created them along with Diddy and the other DK characters left Nintendo for some rich geek who sold his soul to the…
Yoshi stopped when he noticed that everyone was staring at him.
Mallow: Um, what did you say?
Yoshi (guilty): I WASN’T BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Mario: Well, for now, the Crystal Star please.
Luigi gave Mario the star.
Geno: Another one. At this rate we’ll be done in no time.
Mario and friends have just earned their third Crystal Star. With only four more remaining, they began to feel confidence go through their veins. And with Banjo and Kazooie on their side, nothing can slow them down now. But what happen to Grunty?
Grunty, now just a head again, landed at a construction site. Koopa Kid was there too. He covered in cement, and it was dry.
Grunty: Dumb, little bear and that stupid Kazooie: But I’ll be back, ‘cause I’m still waiting for Banjo-Threeie!
Then a mysterious figure came out of a dark portal, grabbed Koopa Kid and Grunty, and took them back into the portal.