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General Chat / Re: Snakes on a Thread

« on: August 03, 2006, 11:36:43 AM »

Snakes in the fridge.
Snakes in your stomach(ew).
Snakes where you least expect them.

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Forum Games / Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper

« on: August 03, 2006, 11:18:41 AM »

Work forces the lazy person to stop being so lazy.

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Forum Games / Re: Try escaping this one, Mcgyver.

« on: August 03, 2006, 10:42:55 AM »

Method1: If the ostrich lays an egg, I'll use it to crack the wall (since ostrich eggs or so hard) and escape.

Method2: If the ostrich dosen't lay an egg or it dosen't break the wall, I'll lure the ostrich with the seeds. Then I'll knock him unconsious. I'll set something on fire using friction on my hand. After cooking the ostrich, I will ration it and the seeds until the inspectors come.

You're in a stuck in a steel box that is slowly decending into the ocean. There is no escape. The box is also filling up with water. You have a pair of scissors(dull), a pen, an elastic band and some masking tape.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Amusement Park Rides

« on: August 02, 2006, 02:37:24 PM »

If it counts, Nintendo had a pokemon themed amusement park last year, but it was never open anywhere outside Japan. Plus, it was only opened for a couple of months. If Nintendo made a theme park, It would be based on all of Nintendo's francises.

The Mario themed rides would include:
- A large mario roller coaster that tours the entire park.
- Mario kart bumper cars.
- A Glooper Blooper water slide
- A "Luigi's mansion haunted house"

If they made it a joint project, then it would end up being a sub-park within Disneyland. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

That would probaly be the most likly thimg to happen if nintendo wanted to make an amusement park.

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Forum Games / Re: Try escaping this one, Mcgyver.

« on: August 02, 2006, 09:33:44 AM »

I use my mouth to turn on all the vaccums in the store to "blow". Hopefully, the vaccum's power will be enough to blow the door of it's hinges. Luckly the hospital is nextdoor to the vaccum shop. I roll my way towards it.

You wake up in your regular bed at 3am in the mourning. 50 ninjas with many weapons surround you, ready to kill you. You pinch yourself. No, this isn't a dreram. You're remorsing on how you never took those karate lessons. You have a pillow, a snow globe, some duct-tape and your stuffed bear. Try escaping this one.

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: August 01, 2006, 07:55:10 PM »

No chesse, please.

Do you have any hair?

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Forum Games / Try escaping this one, Mcgyver.

« on: August 01, 2006, 04:52:25 PM »

 I've adopted this game from another forum. The premise of the game is simple; someone posts a situation, describing the surroundings, what's happening and what player has on hand. The next poster has to post a solution using the items given. Here is an example:

Poster 1: You wake up in a paded, white room with a stray jacket on. You've been framed. The mental hospital is closed, meaning no one is inside save for you and the other loonies. The paded room is featureless except one door with a window on it that leads to a hallway. With in your grasp is a smoothed stone and an expired credit card. What do you do?

Poster 2: I use my legs to throw the stone at the window. I then pick up a glass shard with my foot and us it to cut open the stray jacket. All with my foot. Good thing I took those yoga lessons! I place the credit card between the crack in the door, which opens it. There, I escaped

Then poster 2 would post another situation.(also, you don't have to use all the items given to you.)

I'll start. You find yourself armpit deep in quicksand. The quicksand is in a deep pit. Your arms are still free. You have a clothes pin, a short peice of string(shorter than the pit) and some silly putty. What would you do?

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Forum Games / Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper

« on: August 01, 2006, 03:21:53 PM »

Deezer is overpowered by Dezzer.

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: August 01, 2006, 03:20:03 PM »

No. Quit asking.

Does this mean it's over?

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Forum Games / Re: Mega Mario Mall(you think it up)

« on: July 31, 2006, 08:59:34 PM »

It's Thwompbusters! A Mario version of blockbusters, Thwompbusters sells all sorts of movie genres, and even imports movies from different countries! Like anime from Japan (Note: We’re not sure this is entirely legal). Plus, we have tons of different video formats. Recent ones like VHS, DVD, and PSP UMD (due to unpopularity, UMDs are no longer sold at our store -the management). Old ones like betamax and laserdisc, and plenty of new ones such as blu-ray and HDDVD. Also, our staff is top-of-the-line and ready to serve you every waking second. That's right; we are open 24 hours a day and seven days a week! Now you can pick up your videos anytime*!

Our childrens section is the largest in the state, spanning to over to seven (that’s right, seven!) videos! Your toddler will have hours of joy with these videos! Last but not least, you can keep your rentals for as long as you like! You heard me, no late fees. Just sign a contract giving us your immortal soul, and you're good to go. You can keep it even after you're dead!

So give us a visit. Trust me, you WILL be disappointed

* It is not recommended you come early in the morning due to cranky employees

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Mario Chat / Re: Is Game Boy dead?

« on: July 30, 2006, 07:37:51 PM »

It's okay, Jeevanathan (I hope I spelled that right) just needs a little help on the whole topic-starting thing. Just remember that there have been about a jabillion game collection threads, so you can either go to one of those or start one with a slightly different spin.

Oh, okay. I understand now.

On the topic of GBA, I've noticed that alot of it's older games are becoming top sellers again. E.I., the Mario advance seris. Hey, at least it's not dora the explorer.

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Mario Chat / Re: Raccoon Sam presents: Super Princess Peach, Lost bytes.

« on: July 30, 2006, 06:47:56 PM »

Maybe they would gave made the game too hard.

That seems plausible. Perhaps the designers wanted more variety when it came to the bosses? Just a thought...

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: July 30, 2006, 11:29:32 AM »

I'm addicted to these forums, of course!

Are you in love with the voices in your head?

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Mario Chat / Re: Raccoon Sam presents: Super Princess Peach, Lost bytes.

« on: July 30, 2006, 10:44:19 AM »

Thanks, Racoon Sam. The spirtes look Great!

It's a cryin' shame that the koopa kids never made it into the final game...but Morton looks strange when he's "inflated", though.

Makes you wonder why they were cut in the first place. They would have made great Bosses! Or, at least great mini bosses.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Have video games ever made you cry?

« on: July 29, 2006, 03:10:30 PM »

I have yet to cry from a video game, but perhaps one day, I'll play a game that'll leave me crying my eyes out. Hey, you never know!