Where the rules are stated, there should be a short FAQ for the obvious reasons.
Q: How do I make a sig?
A: Go to profile, enter your name & paswword, and you can change anything but your name & password.
Q: Why is there a " instead of a ' in my sig?
A: If you want a ' copy your sig from Microsoft Word or something.
Q: What do the mushroom icons mean?
A: A green one indicates a topic that was updated since you were last here, a red one indicates a topic that wasn't, a purple one means the topic is closed, and a yellow one means you need to fix your monitor.
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.