The untold tale of Yugioh's death.
Once, there was an idiot named Yugioh. Then I punched him in the stomach, and I punched straight through him. Blood and guts went flying everywhere.
Then he spoke. "Why are you hurting me?" He said. "Because you have the most ridiculous name. I mean, Yugioh! What the heck is that supposed to mean? Is that some sort of Japanese Swear word or something?"
I said.
"Yes, yes it is." Yugi said. "WEll I despise swear words. Especially people named after them. DIE YUGI!!!!" I yelled.
"NO!" Yugi said as I shoved him down a gopher hole. I then took a hose and proceeded to fill the hole with water, thus drowning Yugi in the process. But that didn't seem mean enough, so I got him out before he died, and hooked him up to a lightning rod.
Now, keep in mind Yugi had just been wet. So, when I heard a storm was coming, I kept Yugi nice and soaked by spraying him with a hose. And when the storm came, I stood and laughed with glee as he was struck several times, being that water conducts electricity.
After the storm, I untied Yugi, and he fell off my roof. But he still wasn't dead. "I can never die!" Yugi said.
"Oh yeah?" I said. This was going to be the most evil thing I had ever done.
I stuck a wire down his pants. The wire was connected to a car battery. I started up the car, and Yugi screamed in pain. A shock was going up Yugi's butt with every rev of the car. Then, Yugi's good for nothing friends showed up.
"Let Yugi go!" Joey said. "NO!!!!" I yelled as I sprayed battery acid in Joey's mouth. He crumbled to the floor and died instantly. Then, the other girl jumped on me, and I gave her a tombstone piledriver on the car. She died. Then I ran over her 32168 times for fun. But I hadn't forgotten Yugi.
I shocked him till he died, then I shocked him 964763147893214 more times cause it was fun. Then, I spat on his body and ran it over 64324632749 times.
There was no denying Yugioh was dead. I threw him in a trash compactor the next day.
Ha! Top that! Can't get any more twisted than this!
And now you know, the rest of the story.