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General Chat / Avril Lavigne Halloween

« on: October 31, 2002, 02:29:13 PM »

Why is it today,
for Halloween,
that 5 people
were Avril Lavigne?

She thinks she's so cool with that stupid tie,
And the children watch her and say, "That will be mine!"
They go as her for Halloween.
They wear that sparkly belt, they are Avril Lavigne.

This sickens me.
I wonder why,
That females want to wear a tie.
This isn't the eighties,
take that thing off.
"Avril Lavigne! Ha!", I scoff.

I don't know why,
for Halloween,
that people want to be Avril Lavigne.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."

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General Chat / Chupperson Weird exposed

« on: October 29, 2002, 09:58:39 PM »

So, you think the reason Chupperson Weird knows all the loopholes is because he's INTELLIGENT? Ha! Here's the real reason:

He's Jay Jay's brother! Yes, Jay Jay, one of the moderators of this site (who would obviously know the ins and outs of the forum), has a brother. Who is this brother? Chupperson Weird. How did I figure out this tidbit of information? Simple.

Chupperson Weird has a website, which his profile links to. I went to the website. And what did I find there? Chupperson Weird's name. And what it? Matthew MCCULLOCH! And what is Jay Jay's last name? MCCULLOCH!

Now, this alone isn't evidence enough. In one post, Chupperson Weird states "I think I've seen you somewhere before.
What's this Jay Jay person's last name?" He mentions Jay Jay. Still not convinced?

On the October 5th, 2001 mailbag, which Jay Jay had the duty of answering, there was a message from a certain "Matt Koopa".

This isn't Mario related but why did Capcom make Zelda? What will come next, a Mario game from Konami??
-Matt Koopa

J.J.: Never write again.

He tells him never to write again. I don't know about you, but if one of my siblings wrote in to a geeky fanboy site that I ran, I wouldn't want a repeat offense.

Three seperate pieces of evidence linking Chupperson Weird to Jay Jay. The proof is in the pudding.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."

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General Chat / The Face Of Evil

« on: October 18, 2002, 05:14:21 PM »

Y'all want to know what I look like right? Although this risks revealing my secret identity, here it is:
http://kenaciousjj.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/daniel2.jpg

Keep in mind, that's not my site.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:

[Suck compilation]

1.   You suck like a gay weasel.
2.   You suck like a very hungry infant.
3.   You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4.   You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.

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Mario Chat / Luigi Sunshine

« on: August 30, 2002, 10:48:49 PM »

cube.ign.com (IGN Cube) has an article titled "Luigi's 15 Minutes" and the subtext is "See the disgusting footage for the first time."
http://cube.ign.com/articles/369/369752p1.html
Now, I know what you're saying. 'Why not just go there?' Well, it's not that simple. It's locked. And the key is money. You need to pay. And since I am but a child, a child with parents afraid that if their credit card number gets put on the internet, the company that asks you for it will use it for their own pleasures, I have no way to pay them. But maybe it's different for you. Maybe YOU can go. You must do it. It is your destiny.

Here it is again, in case you missed it, or the up button isn't working: http://cube.ign.com/articles/369/369752p1.html

Now, I'm sure it's also in the players guides, but Prima made their's so confusing, I can't find anything. I distinctly said to my mom as she was walking out the door to Toys R Us "Don't get me the Prima players guide.", but did she listen? NO! SHE GOT ME THE DAM­N PRIMA ONE!!!! Oh well.

http://cube.ign.com/articles/369/369752p1.html

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Arguing your minds to mush since August 27th, 2001.

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Forum Games / EXCELLENT LUIGI STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: August 28, 2002, 12:14:44 AM »

Once upon a time, Luigi poured himself a cup of coffee. It was.............

[I'll finish this up later.]

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Arguing your minds to mush since August 27th, 2001.

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Video Game Chat / The consoles can have their way, but think of the other things the companies do

« on: August 20, 2002, 06:11:21 AM »

Sony:
http://msn.com.com/2100-1103-950178.html
Microsoft:
http://microsoft.com/windowsxp/pro/techinfo/administration/adminra/default.asp
Nintendo:
http://nintendo.com/news/news_articles.jsp?articleID=7247

Now, some of those articles are so confusing to the average person wouldn't understand over 50% of what they trying to get across.

Not the case with  Nintendo -- They spell it right out for you: spaghetti.

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The Vatican rules can not be changed. So sayeth the spider.
-Queen Spider

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General Chat / It's broken again..

« on: August 14, 2002, 01:52:33 AM »

The "Does anyone here go to GameFaqs" topic broke the Forum again! AAhhh!

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La taille de sein n`importe pas. Aussi longtemps que vous n`êtes pas dégoûter gros, et votre face n`est pas laide, vous êtes bon avec moi. A moins que vous planifiez sur le nourrir vos enfants avec votre propre lait, vous n`avez pas besoin des grands seins.

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General Chat / New Signature

« on: August 10, 2002, 01:03:35 PM »

It's French.

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La taille de sein n''importe pas. Aussi longtemps que vous n''êtes pas dégoûter gros, et votre face n''est pas laide, vous êtes bon avec moi. A moins que vous planifiez sur le nourrir vos enfants avec votre propre lait, vous n''avez pas besoin des grands seins.

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Mario Chat / King Calimari in Mario Sunshine!

« on: August 09, 2002, 04:32:27 PM »

Yes. This guy.
http://www.classicgaming.com/sotss/smrpg/bosses/calamari.gif

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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.

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General Chat / Funny joke, possibly inappropriate

« on: August 01, 2002, 12:46:25 AM »

Nevermind, I don't want to jeopardize my tenure here.

Edited by - frostbite on 7/31/2002 11:57:58 PM

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Video Game Chat / Funny Zelda thing in Nintendo Power

« on: July 25, 2002, 12:48:34 PM »

Here's a letter in Nintendo Power this month:

"I hate the new Legend of Zelda
for GCN because:
It's a baby easy kiddie game
It's a cartoon
It's clearly a bad game
It's not "dark"
It's different from the N64 games
It's not what I expected
I might not buy it! I don't like it
this way! Change it back!
      Many (but not all) NP readers
                     Via everything"

Humorous, no?

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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.

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Mario Chat / Baby Bowser IS Peach's child, and Mario's the president of the MK!!!

« on: July 19, 2002, 08:15:55 PM »

http://www.gamers.com/feature/mariosunshine/index.jsp

And Baby Bowser is evil Mario! I told you it's Bowser's doing!

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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.

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General Chat / I am the Batman master. (corny title)

« on: July 17, 2002, 11:13:34 PM »

I am. I know everything there is to know about Batman.

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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.

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General Chat / Does anyone have a color picture of present day Adam West without his glasses?

« on: July 10, 2002, 01:29:59 PM »

Do you?

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Enjoy your peanuts, yuppie, I''ll be down here on my cross-country unicycle wheeling my way into the nation''s heart.

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Video Game Chat / X-Box Commercial

« on: June 30, 2002, 11:54:07 AM »

Now, I'm not one to be biased against consoles just because there aren't any Mario games on them, but I think I'll just have to tell you of this very disgusting X-Box commercial.

It starts off like this: The camera is zoomed in on someone's face. Then the narrator comes and says something.

"This boy is thinking about getting an X-Box. He's thinking about it's 50 great titles and games. He's thinking about the X-Box's good graphics. What he's not thinking about is land the triple ollie slide grind." (or something to that effect)

This is all fine and dandy, but then it shows the kid on a skateboard, and he falls off the rail he was skating on. He falls down, and when he gets up, he says, "Where's my skateboard?"

Here's the clincher: He's turns around so the audience can see... it's wedged up his ass.