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Mario Chat / I know Kamek's last name...

« on: February 02, 2002, 02:06:26 PM »

First off, let me tell you how I found it. In the Super Mario World cartoon, in the episode "Ghosts 'R Us", Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Yoshi are searching for Oogtar. While searching, they bump into a MagiKoopa. Peach says, "Watch out, that's the most powerful Koopa wizard in all of Dinosaur Land!" (Who would most obviously be Kamek)

You know who it was? Wizenheimer. Kamek Wizenheimer.

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Forum Games / Why beautiful days? Can't the story take place in the rain?

« on: February 02, 2002, 12:38:25 AM »

Hmph, might as well try this once more. If you wish to reply, you must reply in my style of story writing. To give you a little background before I start: you know how in SSBM, the Mushroom Kingdom level in Adventure Mode has replaced Toad Town? Simply, it's been destroyed. Let's get started then, shall we?

Date: February 2nd, 2002
Time: 1:00 PM
Place: Mario's Pad, Grass Land, the Mushroom Kingdom, Earth, the Fake World

It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Beautiful that is, if you're a frog. Mario sat in his pitiful three room shack, bored as anything. "Oh, mama mia, what a horrible day this is! It's raining, I have the only house left in town, and worst of all, Luigi's having the time of his life in his great, big mansion! I might as well go over to Peach's."

Date: February 2nd, 2002
Time: 1:07 PM
Place: Luigi's Rank-A Mansion, Grass Land

"Boy," Luigi said. "It sure is boring today." >Knock<>Knock< Luigi went over to the door. He opened it. Oh no! It's....

{Don't mess this up again.}

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Mario Chat / I've finally figured it out (again)!!

« on: January 31, 2002, 06:38:05 PM »

Okay, okay, okay. I know with a title like that, you would automatically look at it and go, "Ohh, not another one of Frostbite's disagreements." But you see, I'm sorry for all that I've done; everyone on the boards used to be happy until I came. (Check the old posts) Now it's a world where we all hate eachother, and it even led to GrimSack's demise. Can't we all just get along? Anyway, now on to what I've finally figured out.

You know how sometimes Bowser is green, and sometimes he's orange? Well, I've got the perfect reason! Bowser's orange is equivalent to the human "tan" color. When he's green, such as in Super Mario RPG, that's his normal self. There's not much sun in Dark Land. But you see, for some reason, at the end of SMRPG, it's bright outside, allowing Bowser to get a tan. So, in Super Mario 64, he's orange -- tan. Get it?

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Mario Chat / 20000th post!

« on: January 28, 2002, 06:44:35 PM »

TWENTY THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mario Chat / Wouldn't it be great if Bowser started wearing his crown again? (NT)

« on: January 21, 2002, 08:53:09 PM »

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Kelly: He found her in bed with hives.
Sam: Well, that''s no reason to divorce.
Kelly: No, Hives is the name of the butler!

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Mario Chat / Affiliation

« on: January 20, 2002, 02:51:41 PM »

I feel that I am the only one going to my site! Please people, affiliate!

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Kelly: He found her in bed with hives.
Sam: Well, that''s no reason to divorce.
Kelly: No, Hives is the name of the butler!

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Mario Chat / Daisy has a third eye in the back of her head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: January 19, 2002, 06:35:52 PM »

Oh god, it's frightening! Look at the Daisy trophy in SSBM. Zoom in through the head, revealing Daisy's third eye!!! It's horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've got to say now, my favorite princess is Peach!

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Mario Chat / I've finally figured it out now!!

« on: January 18, 2002, 07:30:44 PM »

You know how before we were all talking about Yoshi and the Yoshis and Yoshi's Island and everything? Well, I've finally figured it out! THERE IS NO YOSHI'S ISLAND! It's YOSTER ISLAND!! Squaresoft doesn't own half of THAT, it's been Nintendo's since 1991! HAHAHA HA HA HEH!

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Mario Chat / Shigeru Miyamoto stole Princess Daisy as well!

« on: January 09, 2002, 03:48:34 PM »

http://www.jmcostumers.com/html/daisy.html

Princess Daisy was a made for TV movie from 1983 in which Princess Daisy, the daughter of a Russian prince and an American actor, travels to America to become a model after her parents are killed. Shigeru, while needing to think of an idea for the damsel in distress for Super Mario Land, happened to turn on this movie! He stole Daisy just like he stole Link from the movie Willow!!

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Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in the end. There won''t be any trumpets blowing come the judgement day. On the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away..

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Mario Chat / You know...

« on: January 06, 2002, 04:40:21 PM »

We might all be Nintendo fanboys, but did you ever stop and think that GameCube hair looks like clay and Playstation 2 hair actually looks like hair? Now then, if we could find some way to make Nintendo games for PSX2, (what does the X stand for anyway?) we'd be floating on cloud 9...

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Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in the end. There won''t be any trumpets blowing come the judgement day. On the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away..

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Video Game Chat / GameCube reference in SimGolf!

« on: January 05, 2002, 07:55:48 PM »

Okay, let me show you how this works: here's a template.

Sentence
  Good sentence
  Bad sentence
  Bad sentence

Okay, here we go!

Hey, I got the new GameBoxStation 7 last night.
  Sweet!  How is it?
  Dude, that system is so last year.  Just wait until the PlayXCube comes out.

Well it's a little better than my SuperDreamStation, plus it has a toaster.
  That rocks!  How much did you pay for it?
  Big deal.  I can already fry eggs on the case of my overclocked PC.
  Man, I just realized how pasty you are!  Don't you EVER go outside?

I bought it off of oBay for $7,200 shipped.
  Wow, that's not bad, can I come by later and check it out?
  That's chump change, I spent more building an MP3 server for my scooter.
  No wonder you wear the same nasty jeans and t-shirt every day.
  If you saved that money, maybe you could buy a clue.

Actually, it crashed the other day and I can't even get it to boot up.
  No problem!  I heard Service Pak 14 just came out!
  That's what you get for playing with greasy fingers.
  Maybe you should defrag your brain.
  Wow, it must be simulating your social life, then...

See?

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Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in the end. There won''t be any trumpets blowing come the judgement day. On the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away..

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Forum Games / Wario Family thingy

« on: January 04, 2002, 09:50:48 PM »

It's simple we are Wario's family in the early '80s, before Wario and Waluigi warped into the MK. At this time we are angry at the Marios for some forgotten reason. I'm Lefty.

Yeah, I know this is a crappy idea...

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Mario Chat / Message Board Message Board

« on: January 04, 2002, 03:55:13 PM »

Some of the things we post here have nothing to do with Mario or Nintendo. For example, things like 'I'm new here!!' and 'New signature!', etc. So, post them here, on the Message Board Message Board. (Because you never post them in General Chat like you're supposed to.) I have a new signature BTW, it's the refrain of 'One Tin Soldier'. I'd put the whole song, but they won't let me.

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Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in end. There won''t be any trumpets blowing come the judgement day. On the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away..

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Mario Chat / Nintendo abondons Mario and for midget eskimos..

« on: December 30, 2001, 08:47:18 PM »

http://nintendo.com/contents/features/images/s/ssbm_iceclimber_gcn_feat.jpg

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Mario Chat / STUPID SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE PROGRAMMER FOOLS!!!!!!!

« on: December 30, 2001, 08:04:26 PM »

Birdo and Pidgit's first game was Doki Doki Panic, not SMB2. DK and Klap Trap's first game was Donkey Kong Jr, not Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Country. FOOLS!!

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Don''t quote me on this, but I''m betting that pipe goes somewhere. ---Goombario