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Mario Chat / Re: GAMECUBE vs x-box

« on: February 12, 2002, 07:57:17 PM »

I have to agree with 404filenotfound. Xbox is bad but you make it sound like everyone should agree with that without knowing about it. The reason I dislike the Xbox is because it is bulky and has an uncomfortable controller. I also don't like it because it has no mascot and would probably sell better if it had one. it also has only one good game. Jet-set radio(well, actually that's an oppinion). I have nothing against microsoft. but I think they should stick to computers.

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General Chat / Re: This may be goodbye...

« on: February 12, 2002, 07:45:44 PM »

noone here's a freak. frostbite, I don't see how everyone thinks you're stupid. annoying, sometimes, but you usually have a good reason for being so. good luck on the report card, and may the force be with you!

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Forum Games / Re: Mecha Mario Bros.

« on: February 12, 2002, 07:17:42 PM »

Mario and Luigi were holed up in their house while the army of Luigi's came slowly closer. They Couldn't stay there much longer. the only thing they could do would be to fight honorably. But then they thought better of it.
"OK. an army of devastating, yet incredibly handsome, androids are going to mow us down! Let's think about this. One of those robots saved our butts last time. Maybe it'll help out again!" Luigi said, trying to sound optimistic.
"Doubt it." said mario. " the only thing to do is-"
"hop out of a window and make a run for it?" Luigi offered.
"exactly!"
They ran to the nearest warp pipe, and came out in Toad Town and kept on running, making quite a show as they ran. Soon, there came the mechs and koopa bros.. several toads saw them.
"Hey!" the first exclaimed, "That's them Mario Brothers, we keeps hearin about! Lets get'em!" the others agreed and  chased the mechs with pitchforks, torches and slingshots. the mechs stopped, and turned around, forgetting the chase for a moment, and began to beat up on the mob. Mario knew he could get away but something in him made him stop. he ran back and picked the robots off the toads, and destroying as many of them as possible. he then knew he could help no more and made off as fast as he could! The chase went on untill they came to the dock. "they've got us!" Luigi shouted.
"If we're gonna die," mario replied"Then we're goin out fightin!"
They began to battle as if they would never fight again, and indeed they thought they wouldn't! Until Mario kicked one of them into the water. It Fizzled and sparked untill it finally exploded! Luigi had an Idea! he began to furiously splash water on the robots. Soon, Mario picked up on it and joined in. in a matter of matter of minutes, they were gone.

Back at Tatanga's base...
"AAGGHH! Those blithering idiots!" shouted tatanga. "send in the koopa bros.!" he said into an intercom. Soon, standing before him, were several nervous, shivering, drenched, scared and broken koopas.
"Uh... You sir-ship...uh...ness. We're sorry! But if you give us another chance, we'll get' em!" said red. regaining confidence as he said it.
"NO!" said tatanga, "No more chances!" he pulled a rope and a trap door opened. the koopa bros. fell in.
"Sphinx! How close ids it to being finished?"
"Almost, sir."
"Good! send one last attack on the Mario brothers to tide them over. Hahahahaha*Hack**cough*!

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Forum Games / Re: Mecha Mario Bros.

« on: February 10, 2002, 04:11:50 PM »

Here's more.
The koopa bros. and the mario bros. fought, needless to say, the koopas were patheticly easy. Mario and Luigi kicked them out the door. "And don't come back!" Luigi yelled.
The koopa bros. knew that Tatanga wasn't going to look happily upon this. they had promised him that they were the greatest fighters in the known mushroom kingdom.
"Shoot!" said the red koopa. "whater we gonna do?!" the black one also responded with extreme panic. "the boss aint gonna like this!"  But yellow had an idea. "hey guys, group huddle!" he said. they wispered among themselves.
Mario thought of who they hadn't talked to, and who could've made the mechs. all of a suddenly, a whole army of luigi's were parading behind the koopa bros(the mario's were on break but would join shortly).

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Forum Games / Re: Mecha Mario Bros.

« on: February 08, 2002, 10:03:16 PM »

No! I will not let this topic die!
Mario and luigi began trying to find out as much as they could about the robots(no easy task as everyone wanted them in jail).
"We've tried everything!" mario complained. "even toad is starting to get a little scared of us." Luigi looked optomistic." something will turn up! it has to!"
just then, he heard a knock at the door.
"Luigi, get that." mario said.  Luigi walked to the door but it swung open and hit him in the face. there, in the doorway, were the most annoying, aggitaying and irritating group of fighters in the known world, The Koopa Bros.
"oh. it's just you." mario said casually.
Luigi picked himself up. "Hey! didn't you work for bowser?" he asked.
Red replied, "yeah but... we...uh...kinda got fired after the whole 'paper Mario' incident. But that's beside the point! we work for tatanga now!"
"And we're gonna fix yer lil red wagon!", black threatened. "yeah!" the others said.
"Do we really have to show you what for, again?" said mario pretending to be bored.

I have company over so I will stop, but mark my words, I shall not let this topic die until it is finished!

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Forum Games / Re: TMK Story

« on: February 06, 2002, 05:08:31 PM »

I forgot the whole reason I wanted to reply to this thing( I'm horrible about getting sidetracked).
Screech opened the strange post and saw desert outpost. upon looking closer he realized it to be dry dry outpost. before he could think about what happened, he was wiskede off into the image. he realized that he had become a large green hedgehog. just then, it came to him. he had transformed into the product of a million doodles in math class. he really was screech! before screech was the mario universe. he had somehow crossed over! he walked around the three dimensional world, wondering why he was here and how he would return. he thought and thought untill he remembered the name of the poster.
"smithy..." he toyed with the idea and then dismissed it.smithy wasn't real. none of this was. "it's got to be a dream. that's it! I'm in a dream"
or was he?

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Forum Games / Re: TMK Story

« on: February 06, 2002, 04:33:39 PM »

I think you might turn into captain N.

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Mario Chat / Re: Frostbite

« on: February 05, 2002, 05:17:58 PM »

leave frostbite alone! he has some extreme oppinions but so does just about everyone. and a lot of them DO make sense whether you want to believe them or not. I think everyone on this board is entitled to their own oppinion. if you don't like it, kiss off!

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Forum Games / Re: TMK Story

« on: February 05, 2002, 05:04:36 PM »

I just realized that if I can't make a good post, at least I can reply to other posts. can I join?

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Forum Games / Re: TMK Story

« on: February 05, 2002, 05:01:36 PM »

hey! you stole my idea! oh well. I think frostbite likes it so you're bound to do better than me.

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Forum Games / Re: Mecha Mario Bros.

« on: February 03, 2002, 09:30:10 AM »

Mario jumped up in the air and kicked wario off his thrown. wario then charged at mario and knocked him silly. Luigi observed for a while, looking for some kind of weakness.
Mario: Who's helping you!? You're nowhere near smart enough to make these things on your own!
Wario: Ha! I have friends in high places! they continued to fight, wario almost had the upper hand. just then, luigi came around and started to beat up wario.
Wario: Ow! Dangit! stop! Cut it out!
Mario: way ta go luigi!
Luigi: I'm right here.
Mario: then, who is...
Luigi why would that mech turn against him while the others are still with him?
Mario: beats me, but I can hardly complain.
They fought off as many mechs as they could, and made a run for it with wario close behind.
meanwhile on tatanga's planet(the name of which I will not try to guess) The alien began preparations for world domination.
Tatanga: that wario failed me! but there was something suspicious about that robot. no matter it shall be taken care of. I shall have to find some other way to keep those plumbers busy...

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Anime!

« on: January 29, 2002, 07:49:32 PM »

a mario anime would be cool. but if someone started a rumor about an anime that doesn't exist, I'm gonna be mad.

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General Chat / Re: I sacked grimsack!

« on: January 29, 2002, 07:46:13 PM »

I think grimsack won't try to come back and make sick jokes. he may come back but he may be sincere this time. if not, then I guess he really is a pervert...

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Site Discussion / Re: Slow Updates

« on: January 29, 2002, 07:32:30 PM »

leave the poor guy alone. he has a life, unlike most of us.

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General Chat / Re: Adult Swim

« on: January 29, 2002, 07:28:23 PM »

adult swim? that's the late night one, right? Please don't dis me for this but I really think cartoon network should be a little more kid freindly. I'm a little surprised at some of the stuff they put on toonami. of course, this comes from the guy who hates some of the most loved shows on earth... like pokemon. yuck!

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