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« on: January 25, 2002, 05:50:08 PM »
I apolagize again, for that last post, and for my horrible spelling.
Mario:Bowser! that no good, egg sucking, son of a snake! He's not happy just terrorizing the mushroom world, oh no! He feels like he needs to bother our world too!
LUigi:Man! think about it! He was hard enough to handle in the Mushroom Kingdom, where technology is almost nonexistant, but now he's in a place where we can't live without technology. If he figures out how this stuff works...
Mario:Then we could be in really big trouble!
They rushed to the construction site and sure enough, bowser was terrorizing the workers.
Bowser:ROOOOOAAAAAARRRR!*cough cough* man that felt good! all right you miserable slugs. form a line! About face! hey, this is fun. Um... touch your toes!HAHA!
Mario: Hey! Shellhead! Think fast!
Mario threw a large brick at bowser, smacking him hard upside the face. he turned to discover the two people he least expected.
Bowser: Marios!
He inhaled deeply and breathed a burst of fire! Mario charged and delivered a quick hit to the gut! bowser thrashed and swiped at mario until finally he got him on the face. He grabbed mario and began headbutting him repeatedly. Then bowser noticed a tugging feeling on his tale. he stopped headbutting Mario and turned his head. Luigi had gotten hold of him!
Bowser: I hate my life.
He dropped Mario, and luigi swung him in circles and threw him in the direction of a big steel girder. Bowser was furious! he began fighting relentlessly! while they were fighting, Mario heard the faint cry for help of a woman! He looked up to the top of the unfinished building to see a very big ape climbing to the top story. and in his arm he held...
Mario: Pauline!
The monkey reached the top. Mario grew infuriated. he reached for the nearest weapon at hand, and came upon a sledge hammer!
Mario: ahhh! the smell of nostalgia!
he began trying to climb the girders. he ran along the beams of the second story! then he noticed something rolling toward him. it was a barrel. Mario had done this before. He angrily swung his hammer at the barrel, which fell apart. he then progressed to the next story untill he reached Pauline. He untied Pauline.
Pauline: Mario! How'd ya know where to find me?
He pointed to the ground, where bowser and Luigi were fighting.
Pauline: Mario! Look out!
Mario turned and saw that the ape was behind him. they began to fight.
DK:Little man! you sent DK back to Jungle! DK Mad!
Mario: I remember you! you're that punk that kidnapped Pauline 20 years ago. you opened that portal didn't you? You stupid monkey! you let one of the most the most evil tyrants in the universe into this world! you-
Dk grabbed Mario by the throat.
DK: Me no monkey. Me KONG!
just then the building began to shake. DK fell and grabbed the beam.
DK: Little man! Help DK!
While this was going on, LUigi continued to fight bowser.
Luigi: I may not be as strong as mario but I can still take you, Horn head!
Bowser: you're nothing compared to me! If I had my way, you'd be exiled from the MK forever! why I was just saying the other day 'if I had-
While bowser was saying this luigi had grabbed his tale and flung him into the side of the building, causing it to rattle.
Back on the top story, mario and co. were feeling the effects of the fight below. Mario had helped Donkey Kong up.
DK: DK grateful! You official Kong. DK owe little man favor.
Mario: Start by stopping bowser from hitting the building!
Pauline: and then, get us down from here!
Dk obeyed orders and climbed down to the ground. he grabbed Luigi and set him down beside him. he then proceeded to beat the living snot out of bowser. when he had been thoroughly beaten to a pulp. DK climbed up and got them down.
Mario: That should take care of them!
Then a look of sadness came over him.
Pauline: mario what's wrong?
Mario: I have to go back.
Pauline: what!? you can't go back!
Luigi: he's right the MK isn't safe without us to help. we have to protect it.
Pauline kissed mario and everyone said there goodbyes. then, Mario, Luigi, and the Kongs. all went through the portal. then, Mario reached out and dragged bowser through. the portal closed up.
THE END
Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!
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