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Mario Chat / Re: Bored...

« on: February 13, 2002, 04:14:20 AM »

Goodday to you too,MamaMia Mario!!!

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Mario Chat / Re: Favourite Koopa Kid

« on: February 13, 2002, 04:09:02 AM »

Roy!Roy!Roy!I like Roy,could'ya tell?...I think Roy's the most popular.

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Mario Chat / Re: Tradition!!!!!!!!!!

« on: February 13, 2002, 03:30:33 AM »

And I put 2 ands!(I just did it again!)Har,har.How do you edit?Please tell me!!!

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Mario Chat / Re: Roy Koopa's Overactive Imagination

« on: February 13, 2002, 02:13:12 AM »

Why does Daisy's trophy in ssbm have a third eye on the back of her head?Is it just a glitch?

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Mario Chat / Re: Tradition!!!!!!!!!!

« on: February 13, 2002, 01:22:11 AM »

Whoops!I spelled where,were

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Mario Chat / Re: How do you get Morton out of Bowser?

« on: February 13, 2002, 12:55:15 AM »

I think,as others have said before Bowser's Father was King Morton Koopa,thus Morton Koopa Jr.

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Anime!

« on: February 13, 2002, 12:45:26 AM »

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mario Anime!!!!!

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Mario Chat / Re: Toasty64's drawings..........

« on: February 13, 2002, 12:34:24 AM »

I thought they sucked at first but,now I really like them:P

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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Video Game Chat / Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat

« on: April 10, 2005, 06:10:33 PM »

I can't believe there isn't a topic for this greatly underappreciated game. It's just fantasic, the bongo control scheme is pure genius. It's so simple and yet the game is extremely challenging when you try to get gold on all the levels.

So anyway, you guys can post a kingdom score you're proud of and see if anyone else can beat it.

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General Chat / Cool Led Zeppelin Experience

« on: April 10, 2005, 12:35:48 PM »

I had an interesting Led Zeppelin experience: NOT LISTENING TO THEM! No offense, but I think that Led Zeppelin is really overated.

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Forum Games / Bored â„¢©®

« on: January 24, 2004, 10:44:00 PM »

It was a cold day in Citrus land.

Zit: Haha, I will destroy this pitiful land!

FlamboyantGuys: Yes, master!

Zit: Haha, all your base are belong to us!

Fruity Residents: What you say?!!

Mario: Not so fast, you gluttonous teenage bane! I will destroy you!

Zit: Gwaha, a puny plumber? Destroy the great Alligator Overlord?

Mario: I am MORE than a plumber, for behold! I am CITRUS MAN!

Announcer: Now with 60% more juicy flavor! In stores NOW!

Citrus Man: *Yanks a pummelo out of the ground* Chew on this! *Lobs the citrusy ball of goodness at Zit*

Zit: Nooooo! Not fruit! I hate fruit!

Citrus Man: Special Technique! KUMQUAT KRUSHER!

Hippies: Yaaaay! Save the Whales!

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General Chat / Congrats, Chupperson Weirdo!

« on: July 12, 2003, 11:07:41 PM »

I see you became a staffer.  Whoooo!  Whoooo!  Whoooo-hoooo!  *noisemakers ensue*  

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General Chat / The lamentations of a bored mushroom

« on: July 06, 2003, 02:58:31 AM »

Mario:  Hmmm... it looks a mushroom.  I guess I'll just take it. *looks around* Heehee, it's-a all mine!  *chomp, chomp... gulp... cough cough... swallow* That didn't taste quite right... Wargh... I'm-a no feeling to good... *falls down*

Peach:  Here yah go, take all the pesticides you want my pretty 'shrooms!  Now the bugs and moochers with stop bugging you!

Mario:  *gack weeze* I see the light!  I'm having the big one!  I'm coming home, Mama Fettucini!  To that big ravioli in the sky!

*Later, in the ER*

Dr. Mario:  CLEAR!! *Bzzzap!* Heehee, that tickles.  I wonder what this thing is for, anyway.  Oh well.  CLEAR!  *zaps himself again*

Toad:  Hurry, you have to save Mario!  He ingested about five quarts of premium grade  pesticides!

Dr.  Mario:  I have just the thing!  *bzzzap!*

Mario:  *jumps up*  Meatballs!  Meatballs!  Give me an M!  Give me an E!  Give me an... hey, who are you?

Dr. Mario:  I'm you, if you had gone to college and become and Doctor, like Mama Fetucini wanted.  Nooo, you have to become a plumber!

Mario:  Hey, it's got it's perks... like this spiffy suction-cup thingy!

Dr. Mario:  Well, I've got this!   *bzzzap!*    Heeheeheeheehee!

Mario:    You've been popping those pills again, haven't you?

and now... SuperMan flys in for no apparent reason!

SuperMan:    So then the duck says... Put it on my bill!    Hahahahahaha!!  *slaps knees*    Oh, where was I?   Oh yes.  I am the man of steel, blah blah blah, hurry and try to shoot me so I kick your face in.

Dr. Mario:  Oh yeah?  Well, take this!  CLEAR !! *bzzzaaaaapapapaparatatatatatabangbangchoochoooooo!!!*



So yeah, this is basically the new bored topic... continue it you feel up to it....             Don't look at me like that!  I'm perfectly sane, thank you!

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Mario Chat / Why does Wario wear eyeshadow?

« on: July 03, 2003, 01:22:48 AM »

Or whatever that blue stuff is the ladies put on their eyelids.  I'm no cosmetic connoisseur.

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 7/3/2003 12:24:44 AM

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Video Game Chat / I'm tired of the senseless flaming.

« on: January 15, 2003, 07:28:50 PM »

I'm tired of it.  I'm tired of the little kids who do it.  You know who you are.  People that say things like "X-box should rot in hell!" and "PS2 is just a graphics whore!".  These are both perfectly good systems!  You people couldn't give me 3 good reasons why X-box sucks!  It's a perfectly good system.  It doesn't have good games?  Give it a break, it's new, but it's getting some good ones.  Same thing for PS2.  It has many good games, great ones infact.  Sony and Microsoft are just companies like Nintendo.  I true gamer would own all three, not be bound by petty hate and prejudice.  I currently only own a GameCube, but I plan on getting a PS2, and maybe even an X-box.  I'm sure we all prefer Nintendo over the others, because it where we have our roots and we tend to enjoy their games more.  I can completely agree with that, by why does that make the other two companies bad?