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and I have come the conclusion that in order to communicate effectively we will first have to stop speaking in metaphors and agree on what the aforementioned metaphores mean.
So Hank is God, the people who kiss his butt are religious people. The million dollars, and the beer volcanoes are both metaphors for Heaven. Pastafarians are... Pastafarians.The FSM is a Pastafarian.
So can a "theory" be religious? It's quite a compelling question.
I don't quite understand what you meant in your edit, though. I know that hot dogs represent,** but that's all I can figure out.
****sex, with wieners being penises, buns being female genitalia, condiments being condoms, ect.