Has anyone been wondering what the fudge ever happened to the Metroid movie? Y'know, the one that was supposed to be directed by John Woo and supposedly star Angelina Jolie...I've heard that it was canceled, slipped into development hell, or never even existed, so what's the deal? I mean, a Metroid movie, done right, would rock hard (although we all know that).
I mean, just imagine the teaser trailer, with the spooky "doo...doooo...dooooooo" theme song, and a few brief flashes of the Metroids and/or Samus' suit. It could even pull a Cloverfield and not even reveal the name of the movie (although fans would know immediately).
But back on track. I'd really like to know what happened, if anything happened at all (kind of like with Metroid Dread).