Whoa, where have I been? Well, it seems that some joyriding martians decided to practice their earthling abduction skills on me. Yeah, it was wierd. I'm back, though I have this strange headache just above my neck and the urge to watch Adam Sandler movies...
But all that's normal, right?
Really, though, I'm surprised that anyone noticed I was gone. <sniff> I feel so... so loved! Group hug everybody! maybe not.