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Glitchy

« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2008, 03:33:20 PM »
5. DS Lite has different charger - Why in the world to people hate a company over a freakin charger?
17. "My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass." - They're just scared because their ass is gonna get kicked, apperantly.
20. Mario 2 is a dream - That's a compliment?
24. Luigi's Mansion - Puh-leese...
28. No hard drive - Like there isn't one on the computer you typed this one either right?
29. 480p max rez - Can't really disagree...
30. Lazy designers don't use touch screen on DS - ML:PiT is the only example out of thousands.
35. Weak 3rd party support - That's a good thing.
40. Miis lack customization - Not like you can customize their face right?
54. Wii have a problem - ...we can't specify anything
57. Nintendo hates the environment (Greenpeace) - No comment...
60. N64 Controller 'L' Button - I have to agree.
62. Super Mario Sunshine Graffiti missions - What?
63. Miis can't do anything! - Nope, they can't play baseball, or do many other 100,000 things.
67. Mario Party injuries - Something that happens only to loosers who take things to seriously.
69. No online freebies like Japan - You = cheap
70. Wind Waker makeover - You're face needs a makeover.
72. Mom's Wii blog - Your mom's Wii blog!
73. Wii tour for soccer moms - Like your mom!
80. SMB movie - Nintendo didn't even make this.
84. Iwata: "Customers don't want online games." - You: I'm stupid.
85. GBA cart batteries dying - Only when you use hax on them.
90. Kid electrocuted in Thailand - You're next.

Sorry, I got really uninspired towards the end...

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2008, 04:42:40 PM »
Quote from: Glitchy on June 04, 2008, 03:33:20 PM
Sorry, I got really uninspired towards the end...
That's okay--so did they (but GamesRadar is still a pretty good site, even if they/Nintendo Power whore for eachother).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Nintendoobsessed

  • Goomba
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2008, 06:18:00 PM »
They only reason they did this was because they had already made similar articles for Sony and Microsoft(Check the link). They had an obligation to make a Nintendo one, no matter how low they had to go. Sad, really.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2008, 07:21:24 PM »
every

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2008, 09:50:53 PM »
Regards, Uncle Dolan

jmdblazer

« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2008, 10:15:02 PM »
What's wrong with Nintendo's RPG's? Every  Mario RPG is great.
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2008, 10:54:55 PM »
There's nothing wrong with a lot of these things.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

Bag of Magic Food

« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2008, 01:50:45 AM »
Where is the reset button?  Is it Pikachu's foot?

Quote from: Glitchy on June 04, 2008, 03:33:20 PM
69. No online freebies like Japan - You = cheap
No, Nintendo equals cheap for not giving us more freebies
CURSE YOU... SOMEBODY!

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2008, 04:56:25 AM »
Once I was tempted to get one of those N64s for $25 but I didn't. Also, these reasons, save a few, are stupid.

missingno

  • ▄█ 'M ▓▒
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2008, 09:50:50 AM »
I don't see why they complain about stuff like say, a color or look for the N64, it's not like there's not a regular black N64. Then there's stuff that isn't even Nintendo's doing, such as the Mario movie and the Wizard as well as the CD-i Zelda titles. Then there's reasons that are just straight up stupid to hate Nintendo for such as SMB2US being a dream and Miis not doing anything. (They're intended to be freakin' avatars!)
Ditto used Machop!

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2008, 11:07:53 AM »
Quote from: jmdblazer on June 04, 2008, 10:15:02 PM
What's wrong with Nintendo's RPG's? Every  Mario RPG is great.
Square made SMRPG, but I see your point.  Pokemon was great until they started shoving more down our throats.  I was fine with 251, but now, it's just ridiculous.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Bag of Magic Food

« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2008, 05:54:16 PM »
I was fine with 151.
CURSE YOU... SOMEBODY!

Crazee

« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2008, 05:59:13 PM »
Well, something doesn't have to be BAD to make people angry. A lot of the time anger is based moreso on the thought behind the idea, fan reaction or some other issue. I personally enjoy the Wii, and it has plenty of games I enjoy as a low-end next gen option. It has quality games, decent variety and affordable product. That said, I dislike motion sensing and don't see why it couldn't have been offered with stronger system power, anyway.  Aside from Nintendo games...when I get a 360 or PS3, no game on both systems is viable on the Wii.

 But really, as a Sega fanboy....I keep hoping for a Dreamcast 2. So, I'll just say my opinions can probably be disregarded anyway.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2008, 09:37:00 PM »
Explain how there are games on Wii that are also on traditionally-controlled systems.
That was a joke.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2008, 10:36:57 PM »
Easy. Take the normal game, suckify it, and release it on Wii.
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