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Author Topic: the WEIRDEST RPG......next to earthbound.  (Read 3690 times)

« on: July 09, 2001, 08:33:06 PM »
Here we go.This can make no sence but the story parts by each person have to connect....here we go....(there doesn't even have to be mario)
One day Samus and Fox were eating cookies when a giant monkey and a peinguin that gambles cam and said.......
somewon PLEASE continue.

"If it''''s a joke, laugh at it"
All hail the almighty oreo master

Bow

« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2001, 03:20:13 PM »
"I like PIZZA, except when it comes out my nose and lands on my shoe." Then they walked away. Then suddenly Fox's cell phone began ringing. He answered it. it was...

Nice to meet you, may I please dump 26 pounds of Tapioca pudding on your head?

*Bow*

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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2001, 01:33:49 PM »
Bananabob,he was the one who asked may id dump 26 pounds of tapioca on your hesd,so fox said,why not,so bananabob came out of the phone and dumped tapioca on fox.Then wario came and ate it all,so he became reall fat......

"If it''''s a joke, laugh at it"
All hail the almighty oreo master

« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2001, 01:54:06 PM »
Samus watched the above events take place with dismay.  Finally, Samus came to a descision.

"Guys, I *have* to put you out of your misery."  She calmly stated as she loaded a super missile into her gun-arm.

"Wha-?"  Fox was blown to bloody chunks before he could finish his word.

"Hey, that's not Fox. . ." Samus realized as she looked at the corpse, "That was just Crash Bandicoot in a really bad costume.  Oh well, no big loss. . . I think I'll go get a taco."

And so starts Samus' amazing quest for a taco!

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Have a nice end of the world.
Haters gonna hate

« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2001, 02:42:09 PM »
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!Shouted,sonic,tails and knuckles when finding out that the chilli dog stand was closed,then Samus strolled along,and they came up to her,and stared........Then she said,"wanna come get some tacos?"
and they all thought,then knuckles said"they arn't as good a s chilli dogs but what the hey,we'll go."so they go.



PS,this story will now be mainly focused on samus,sonic,tails and knuckles,please do not have something bad happen to them.

"If it''''s a joke, laugh at it"
All hail the almighty oreo master

Bow

« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2001, 07:39:08 PM »
MEanwHILE At TINStar's FoRTress Of BAd STuFf...

Tinstar (a really dumb character from the SNES game Tinstar (a really dumb game for SNES)) looked at his moniter of show me everything. "EXelent, samus and her idiot freinds"(witch is a kinda mean thing to say)"are going to get Tacos, little do they know, I run the only Taco shop for miles, and I will HEAVILY WOUND them!"

...and then he...
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Bow

« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2001, 07:40:07 PM »
Ooops...


Edited by - Bow on 7/28/2001 1:35:45 PM
Edited 734 years ago by Bow

Bow

« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2001, 07:40:55 PM »
Ignore this...

Edited by - Bow on 7/28/2001 1:36:52 PM
Edited 734 years ago by Bow

Bow

« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2001, 07:41:49 PM »

Oh S***!


Edited by - Bow on 7/28/2001 1:37:54 PM
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Bow

« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2001, 07:48:27 PM »
Sorry...

Edited by - Bow on 7/28/2001 1:38:41 PM
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Bow

« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2001, 07:49:57 PM »
Wow, I posted the same thing 6 times...

Edited by - Bow on 7/28/2001 1:39:55 PM
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2001, 08:15:01 PM »
So Sumas and her friends set out on a quest to get Tacos!!

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2001, 09:50:02 PM »
When the gang finally got to the taco stand, they entered the temproral warp that looked and felt suspiciously like the area next to a taco stand. However, it was obvious this was some other dimenison because the tacos tasted like tacos, rather than lettuce, tomatoes, meat, sauce, and onions combined. But anywho Sonic orderd a tastey fish leg, Tails chewed on Knuckles' head until it lost it's flavor like chewed gum, and Kncukle's ordered Pizza. Samus order a bottle of Bananas and a box of lemonade.
Crash bandicoot came back from the dead and opened his own taco stand that failed due to competition with XTacos, and Jak and Daxter's steak house. Unrelated but rather interesting.
The group were eating their meal when Sonic couldn't contain himself any longer. He got down on one knee and presented a Chaos emerald taped onto a Golden ring with duct tape.
"Samus, when I See you, it's like a pool of water slowly coming out of a beautiful crying clown's happy face. I know that when I'm around you i'm happier than The Trix Rabbit when he finally gets a taste of Count Chocula's ceral. Samus...I love you as much as I Love the CEO's at Sega and Yuji Naka. Will you marry me.
Samus took off her helment and looked at the squat little rodent.
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Meanwhile, Tinstar choked on the copy of Quest64 he'd been eating. "That blue blur might be the highest jumping thing alive, but I do be saying I-and only I-deserve the right to Samus's heart! Bubsy! Grab my Super scope. It's TinTime!"

<-----Continue Here--------->

Kweeh! Forget Whark! Kweeh! Is better!
Kweeh! Kweeh! Yes, Kweeh forever!

« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2001, 09:59:02 PM »
Tinstar bellowed in rage "Chocobo, you avian dunce! You're supposed to READ posts, not skim them! James Pond, my fishy freind, bring me my other super scope."
James Pond complied.
"Good. Now Awsome Possum escort this foolsih poster to the hunting grounds-where he'll be forced to live through Yoshi's Safari forever and ever."
Chocobo frowned as he was lead away to his final destiny.
Tinstar flew his hands into the air and one of them flew off and broke a window. "That's what I hate about temporal anomalies-you exist in two places at the same time!"
Tinstar walked over to the Tacostand where Tinstar was grilling the french fries.
"Tinstar, I challenge you to a a staring contest!"
Tinster laughed and said "Foolsih Tinstar, you'll never beat me! I am a robot and do not need such foolsih actions as 'blinking' and 'following basic laws of physics'. We'll see who's best."
Tinstar put up a pretty good stare, but in the end Tinstar spontaneously froze into a popsicle. This was quite equivelent to blinking, TinStar thought to himself as he went and took his rightful place at the Taco stand.
<-----Continue here!----------->

Kweeh! Forget Whark! Kweeh! Is better!
Kweeh! Kweeh! Yes, Kweeh forever!

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