Allright. close enough. ahem...
larry and Mario Jr. got into a terrible fight. each using techniqes that were passed down from their father before them. the battle lasted for hours. then, with a final kick to the face larry was shot from his shell. mario picked it up and threw it at larry. the koopa kid ran of scared and naked, an embarrasment to the koopa clan. mario decided to ask one of the wisest people he knew, about what had happened. he went to the door of frogfucious, who invited him in. "Hello." the kind frog said "What brings you all the way here from nimbus land?"
"Someone just tried to kill me!" mario exclaimed.
"Kill you? Start over. what happened?"
and so mario relayed the story to frogfucious.
"It seems to me that the great bowser, ruler of the koopa kingdom has returned to carry out his revenge. Your father put a stop to him many times. he has seven children, each one progressively more powerful. If they're after you, the best course of action may be to leave the mushroom kindom..."
I am the yin, they are the yang. I am the good and pure. they are the vile and evil. I am screech, the avenger of yitzu.