Lemmy Land has theories worse than mine. "When a Koopaling turns four, he gets a pony, more control of his land, and a later bedtime." "DAD was the first Koopa, and we have a holiday to celebrate him." "Morton is four, even though all of his games came out in the 80's and early 90's." Pardon me swearing, but what a bunch of bull****! GOD!