Okay, okay, okay. I know with a title like that, you would automatically look at it and go, "Ohh, not another one of Frostbite's disagreements." But you see, I'm sorry for all that I've done; everyone on the boards used to be happy until I came. (Check the old posts) Now it's a world where we all hate eachother, and it even led to GrimSack's demise. Can't we all just get along? Anyway, now on to what I've finally figured out.
You know how sometimes Bowser is green, and sometimes he's orange? Well, I've got the perfect reason! Bowser's orange is equivalent to the human "tan" color. When he's green, such as in Super Mario RPG, that's his normal self. There's not much sun in Dark Land. But you see, for some reason, at the end of SMRPG, it's bright outside, allowing Bowser to get a tan. So, in Super Mario 64, he's orange -- tan. Get it?