Author Topic: Mario and Link Plays the XBox and PS2(Humor) (Read 4890 times)

Captain Nintendo · « **on:** March 06, 2002, 07:12:52 PM »

The lights turn on and the audience(Which consist of all the people on TMK) began clapping loudly.

Deezer:Hello everyone! Today, we are about to let Mario and Link play their company's rival system and rate it!

TMK Audience:Yay!

Mario comes out.

TMK Audience:Hurray!!! Mario!! Mario!! Mario!!

Deezer:And here's Link!

10-year-old Link comes out.

TMK Audience:Yay!!! Link! Link!! Link!!

Deezer:Now, Link will be playing Halo and Dear Or Alive 3 for the Xbox, while Mario will plays Metal Gear Solid and Final Fantasy X for the PS2. Anything to say before you go to play, boys?

Mario:Mamma mia!

Deezer:Okay...How about you, Link?

Link:Saria is cuter than Zelda!

Deezer:...........?

Link:And Cermia is cuter than Romani!

Deezer:Let's stop here, okay? Anyway, just go in and play.

Mario and Link steps into a large building with the words "The Mushroom Kingdom" written on it.

Deezer:Now let's wait for them!

TMK Audience:Yay!!!

::10 hours later::

Mario steps out and looks at Deezer, who just happens to be playing Super Smash Brothers Melee with the TMK people.

Deezer:C'mon Samus!! You can do it!

Member:Um, Deezer? Mario is here.

Deezer:What?! But I'm about to to win!.......*Sigh* Alright.

Deezer tearily pulls away from the game, and the three other people he was fighting with quickly smash his character and started fighting each other.

Deezer:Alright, Mario, how was the PS2.

Mario:It sucked!

Deezer:And why is that?

Mario:Final Fantasy X didn't have any mushrooms or flowers in it! Where's the fun in THAT? And why can't the people jump? There is no fun in games where people can't jump. And what is up with getting into a battle every couple of seconds? That was annoying! And why are there so many FMV? The story combined with all the FMVs reminded me of Titanic, which sucked! And the main character, Titus, reminds me of a hippie after he smoke a ton of pot!

Deezer:What about Metal Gear Solid?

Mario:That suck too! It had no jumping, no mushrooms, and no flowers either! It had nothing! Solid Snake reminds me of the typical action hero. Completely cool, and always get really cool people on his side. He also get many women too. Typical.

Deezer:Alright then. It has been decided, PS2 sucks!

The TMK Audience was too busy playing SSB:M to cheer.

Deezer:Where's Link?

Deezer goes to the XBox room with Mario.

Mario:He's sleeping?

Deezer:Geez, the XBox is bigger than he is!

Link:Malon has a cute butt.

Deezer and Mario:.....................?

The TMK Audience was still playing SSB:M when the curtains close.

The End

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- Shigeru Miyamoto
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--Dark Link-- · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2002, 07:26:28 PM »

Deezer: Now then, this can't do, we really need someone to rate the XBox
DARK LINK: I will
Deezer: OK then, lets do that

two minutes later

Mario comes out of the room
Mario: dark links still in there, but he told me to give you this...
Deezer holds up a few chips and a bit of plastic... all thats left of the Xbox
Deezer: then what is dark link doing in there with... uh oh LINK!!!

Mario rushes into the room. Dark link has link tied up and is pulling out his sword...

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #2 on:** March 08, 2002, 02:05:48 PM »

Final Fantasy Ten!? How dare you insult a game that cool. you're still sore about the whole square-nintendo thing aren't you? And of course you can't jump dipstick. it's final fantasy. Have you never played one in your life? I'm sorry but I got carried away. please forgive me. But you surely can tell what I mean. as for the x-box, I supose I agree with you on that.

A feild sat in place. Peacefully minding its own feildish ways. when suddenly, it ceased to be a field. It was no longer what it was and was what it was not.

cable04 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2002, 03:01:39 PM »

cable04 playing ssbm
cable04:why was deezer being samus anyway? he deserved to get smashed for that
darklink standing over a broken link
darklink:what now little link? i control hyrule!
deezer:okay, mystery, why don't you play/rate the ps2?

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''''dig it, cats and kittens''''>>>neutrino (tmnt)

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2002, 07:28:31 PM »

Was that sarcasm or do you really want me to do it?

A feild sat in place. Peacefully minding its own feildish ways. when suddenly, it ceased to be a field. It was no longer what it was and was what it was not.

GoldenYoshi · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2002, 11:19:40 PM »

****Mystery****, How dare U insult Mario!!
If UR here, U should even like Mario! Remeber this is just a plain humor story! Man!! 1st, U come into my fanfic story [Does Mario's Story: The Coming of Yoshies ring a bell?], well I wrote that! You went, "O.K., What was that?" Thinking my story stunk or somethin. Then U come here, just to bash in and complain! U are such a... such a... PESSIMIST! (a person who sees only the negative side of stuff (complaining for example.) Oh Yeah, how dare U insult fellow chatters like cable04, the funniest signature-maker and creative story writer here?!?!?!?!(you're welcome, Cable04)
Go take U and Your sarcasm and Mario-opressed replies to general chat if U want 2 do this!
ahhhh... that felt good. Now I can't reply for approximitely 1 hour. CYA! I'll B writing Episode 2 of Mario's Story, 4 all of ya who like my story! Bye!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $999,999,999,999,999!"

Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 3/8/2002 9:25:43 PM

GoldenYoshi · « **Reply #6 on:** March 08, 2002, 11:22:37 PM »

O.K. sorry, I didn't see the end of you're 1st reply here. *ooops!*

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $999,999,999,999,999!"

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2002, 10:31:48 PM »

I never Insulted mario. Mario is cool. insulting mario would be stupid. All I did was say that final fantasy deserves a fair chance. Sorry 'bout the story thing. I also never insulted cable. I simply asked a Whether he was being sarcastic or serious.
now, I believe I'm done apologizing to everyone.

A feild sat in place. Peacefully minding its own feildish ways. when suddenly, it ceased to be a field. It was no longer what it was and was what it was not.

Captain Nintendo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2002, 11:42:36 PM »

"Final Fantasy Ten!? How dare you insult a game that cool. you're still sore about the whole square-nintendo thing aren't you? And of course you can't jump dipstick. it's final fantasy. Have you never played one in your life? I'm sorry but I got carried away. please forgive me. But you surely can tell what I mean. as for the x-box, I supose I agree with you on that."

Um, have you read the title? This is a HUMOR story! That means that none of this is suppose to be taken seriously!

And yes, I have play other Final Fantasies. I've played FF2, FF3, FF4(Japanese version of 2), FF5(My favorite!), FF6(Japanese version of 3), and FF7(Cloud is cool).

However, I have played all of these games just recently. Which means that I started playing all of them about 2 months ago(1 year for FF7). And due to lack of exposure during the N64 days, I've never became a true fan of the Final Fantasy series.

And yes, I do hate SquareSoft. I don't care that they defect to the PSX, but they didn't have to bash the N64!

Oh well, it doesn't matter anymore. Now that SquareSoft is making some games for Nintendo again, I guess some people can be happy. Not me, though, I want Grand Theft Auto 3!

Note:I don't like GTA3 for its extreme violence, I like it because of the fact that I could drive cars around hugh cities. That was my favorite thing to do on the other GTA games, the easy-to-use controls got me hook!

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"What if everything you see is more than what you see - the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn''t? You either dismiss it or accept that there is much more to the world than you think."

- Shigeru Miyamoto
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"Here We Go!"

- Mario
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Captain Nintendo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2002, 11:53:17 PM »

Oh, and some other things.

I have Final Fantasy 1 & 2, but I refused to play them because it's so dang slow! I take 10 steps like every 10 minutes!

I also refused to play Final Fantasy 8 because I despise games where romance is greatly stressed.

And I refused to play Final Fantasy 9 for two main reasons.

1.Romance thing again.
2.Plot is kind of similar to Final Fantasy 7.

I would have play Final Fantasy 10, but I bought a GameCube with Super Smash Brothers Melee and Star Wars:Rogue Leader 2 instead.

I would have bought a Playstation 2 also, but none of their games interest me.

Metal Gear Solid 2:I like the first one, but it wasn't that great in my opinion.

Silent Hill:I love the first one, but the plot of the second one is stupid.

Final Fantasy X:Not a big fan of Final Fantasy.

So since I got with me $120 right now, and I'm about to get a hundred more, I'll think I'll buy NFL Blitz, Resident Evil, and save the rest for Mario Sunshine and Zelda.

P.S. What is wrong with Samus Aran? She was my favorite character before I found out that Captain Falcon is cool.

______________________________
"What if everything you see is more than what you see - the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn''t? You either dismiss it or accept that there is much more to the world than you think."

- Shigeru Miyamoto
______________________________
"Here We Go!"

- Mario
______________________________

cable04 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2002, 03:27:10 PM »

wow
1.we've taken a humor story and turned it into an argument
2. i've just been called "the funniest signature-maker and creative story writer here" that's quite a compliment..thank you
3. yes, i want mystery to rate the ps2 <but don't be too serious>
4. i know with me it's hard to tell if i'm serious or sarcastic
5. samus is the nerd, man and capt. falcon is too ****y and always kills himself
6. #5 is just my opinion, don't hate me for it
7. can we get back to the story?

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''''''''dig it, cats and kittens''''''''>>>neutrino (tmnt)

Link · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2002, 06:44:38 PM »

Woah, I have a dark side? Anyways, um yeah. I hate the X-Box too. I don't like any shooting games that it has.

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cable04 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2002, 03:18:10 PM »

can we PLEASE get back to the story??

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''''''''dig it, cats and kittens''''''''>>>neutrino (tmnt)

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2002, 03:34:41 PM »

That's a good idea. Before I go on, I 'll explain something. I am Mystery. I switched back to my old screenname so people wouldn't think I'm a newbie.
Screech steps up to the door and walks in. People wait(and play gcn to amuse themselves) Screech opens the door and walks out, and rates the PS2 as the following: I love final fantasy 10. however, I'm supposed to rate the system as a whole, not just by one game, so I would have to say that, while the graphics are wonderful. the control bothers me(I had the same problem with the origional playstation). The sound is very good, and I think that overall, the PS2 is a fine system. and allthough it can't possibly measure up to Gamecube standards, Microsoft doesn't stand a chance against it. the hedgehog has spoken.
How's that?
the audience has payed absolutely no attention to screech. they are instead, still playing the Gamecube. Screech walks away, as always, with absolutely no replies.

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GoldenYoshi · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2002, 10:34:35 PM »

You're welcome, cable04. "Who wants to buy a chinchilla?" My fav sig!

screech,(or is that Mystery?) sorry, but the stuff sounded, well, a little... a little.. ah man! Okay, they sounded like you hated this topic and was trying to hurt MR. Cable! Sorry! :,( sniff, sniff, (okay this was weird, i was just listening to some weird piano song on WTMK. It's weird! it sounds so sad, like as if it was a piano solo for Shiggy's Funeral! (No, it's not the Mallow's Sadness song from SMRPG. Now that could really crank out a few wet noses and eyes!) Then right after it, this neat jazz interpritation of the SMB theme song came up, right after the piano, like they started to celebrate after everyone's said what they wanted to say. If this helps, the song played right after the WTMK break message that plays the SSB hammer song with the crowd gasping and Mario screaming as he falls of a cliff. Right after that, the announcer says, "W,T,M,K. It's smashing." After this sentence, a rock/jazz version of the underground theme started to play and went back to the SMB theme! Freaky, eh?
Out of pure respect, i shall not put in a sig today, due to this sad song. :'( sniffle, boo-hoo, sniff, sniff, bwahhhhhhhh!!!! Wahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Oh! ahem... 1 last note before I leave, There are little bugs about to fly around you and try to sting your hands to death! (from Mario Paint's fly-swattin' game!)