Author Topic: Kookymon (Read 3324 times)

screech the hedgehog · « **on:** March 13, 2002, 11:15:22 AM »

This is my Parody of pokemon. this part introduces us to the main characters. the rest will come later.
Theme song(to the tune of "pokemon" theme song)(I think)
I wanna make me a million bucks,and never work at all!
So I came up with Kookymon. The movie's out next fall!
Kookymon. It seems so lame.
It's hard come up these names
but that's our claim to fame.
Kookymon, betcha saw it comin!
Kookymon!

Kookymon: Episode-goodness knows what

Asley,Mitch and Joseph are shown walking up a hill.
Ashley: Are we to Chartruce village yet?
Joseph: why are all the dumb villages named after colors anyway? Don't people ever get sick of it?
Mitch:(Listening to CD walkman) Gotta ca- wattami singing!?
Ashley stops and everyone bumps into her.
All:(complaining)oww!
Ashley: Lookie! a Kookymon! I'll catch it! Babbit! you are chosen!
A large rabbit-like creature walks leisurely out from behind her.
Ashley: Babbit! dig!
Babbit digs a hole.
Ashley: um... come up and... aww, nevermind! Return! Juju, go!
a small totem pole-like thing pops out of a kookyball.
Ashley: Flame shot!
Juju does nothing.
Ashley: flame shot!
Jjuju turns around.
Ashley: Flameshot Flameshot Flameshot!
Juju turns bright red, and unleashes a huge fireball in the direction of Ashley, Mitch, and Joseph.
All: ahhh!
They all run away.
Asley:Juju! come back!
Mitch:You idiot! what'd you do?!
Ashley: I didn't do anything! I told it to do Flame shot!
Joseph: Juju can't do Flameshot. Only his next evolution, Missingno.
Asley:????...Yes! woohoo! yeah! hahah! Yeehaaa!

A town is shown. It is a western type village. and the walls are all painted an ugly Chartruce, color.
Mitch: what kind of color is chartruce, for a wall!
Joseph: Eyes...Bleeding...
Ashley: (humming) Hey! this is kinda pretty!
Mitch and joseph fall over,(SD style)with thier legs in the air.

Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!

Paper Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2002, 02:43:55 PM »

Kool...1 of the characters is named after me!

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2002, 03:30:25 PM »

Really? Which one. I'm thinking Joseph.

Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!

Paper Mario · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2002, 06:31:27 PM »

G00D Guess!!!!!
how did you know?

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2002, 08:14:59 PM »

this is funny!! Can I continue it??? I HATE pokemon and I love your parady!!!!!

To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<):
PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2002, 10:53:51 PM »

I have a lot of it planned out but, it will eventually come to a point where I'll let someone continue it.
And Paper mario, I assume, is a boy, and joseph is a pretty common name.

Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!

Paper Mario · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2002, 05:49:43 AM »

yeah.....but i prefer people call me joe....
but you guys on TMK Fungi Forums .....will you still call me Paper Mario?

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2002, 12:36:45 PM »

Here's a little more.

They stop at chartruce villages general store(a store decorated to look like an old fashioned western store).
Shopkeeper: Hi- I mean, Howdy pardners.
Mitch: You got any Kookymon trading card booster packs?
Shopkeeper:?
Joseph: Um... we'll take us a bunch a that there food, an water...um...yall?
All of a sudden, 2 strange people walk in.
Person no 1: This is a stickup!
No 2: give us all your cash and some bubbliciuos bubble gum!
No 1: And some skittles.
Ashley: Hey, this is neat. a staged robbery.
No 1 and 2: Staged!
They remove thier hats and nekercheifs.
No 1: I am Ricky. leader of the supernova unit #133
No 2: And I am Lucy, assistant to Ricky.
Lucy looks at ricky with big moony eyes.
Lucy: He's so cute!
The three main characters are shown from behind and have large sweatdrops on the back of their heads.
Joseph: I can beat these guys! Goooo, Amphrog!
A tiny frog comes out.
Lucy and ricky: Hahahaha. You honestly think that little thing can beat us?

I gotta go but I'll do some more later today.

Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2002, 04:13:05 PM »

Joseph: I Know I can beat you!
Ricky: Smough-king, You are chosen!
Joseph: Amphrog, poison spit!
The frog opens it's mouth amazingly wide and spits a huge green bubble.It floats over to the other side of the store and pops all over smough-king.
Smough-king:(painfully) smooooo...
Shopkeeper: He's been poisoned!
Joseph: come back! Hedgupine go!
Lucy: Quick! do something!
Ricky: Smough-king, gas screen!
Smough-king belches and a thick gassy smog covers the area. when it clears, the supernovas are gone.
Joseph: That, my freinds, is why I won't do two shows a day anymore.(does peace sign).

Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!

TrayDeku45 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2002, 07:38:16 PM »

wow this is really good.hey could you give me a idea I'm tring to make fun of a mix of pokemon and digimon.could you help me out?

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2002, 08:09:44 PM »

Pokemon and digimon? I could see a cool parody of that. I don't think I could help though. The only think I can come up with is ash in goggles with white gloves. How's Tai Bo for a name?

Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2002, 10:54:37 AM »

I'm trying to keep up with two topics at once. You can continue this one now. I suppose I've shown all the characters and there personalities but just in case:
Ashley: not very smart. extremely stubborn.
Mitch:Tag a long. really not useful(just goes along cause he likes ashley).
Joseph: know it all. thinks he knows everything.
Ricky: Smart and determined but somewhat clumsy.(the clumsy part wasn't included in the story yet.)
Lucy: Hopelessly in love with ricky and does whatever he says, even though they are equal in rank.
well that's their personalities.

Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!

Super Yoshi 7175 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2002, 09:43:34 PM »

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Edited by - Super Yoshi 7175 on 3/15/2002 7:44:56 PM

TrayDeku45 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2002, 10:23:28 PM »

hey man it's me eric.my friend says thanks i was asking for him

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #14 on:** March 16, 2002, 11:11:45 AM »

Eric? I thought so. what the heck are you doing here? you don't even like mario all that much. ah well.

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