What if Mario...

[Kat]

I just had an odd thought,....What if Mario [in any of his games/cartoons/comics/adventures/whatever] had actually failed to rescue Peach?! In the mind of Lita, I would assume, that bowser would make sweet....umm...sour? love to peach, producing many oddly deformed, turtle/dinosaur like humaniods that would eventaully take over the Mushroom kingdom and forever end the Mario series. Whereas meanwhile, Mario & Luigi would have some sense knocked into them from a flaming boulder that fell from the sky~and they would move to Yo'ster Ilse and tease Baby Fat by constantally poking and proding him in the gut, while eating spam-flavored yoshi/mukumuku cookies. ^_^

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More insane-unsanity from Kat's mind...err...Lita's mind...eh heh heh heh... -.-;    ^^;;; any input, if at all would be greatly appreciated...

[Black_Yoshi]

Thien they would all die! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!(Yipe!):)
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hahahahhahahhahahhahah!

[Winx]

Kat:Yeah..probably..or maybe Peach wouldn't cooperate, and Bowser'd torture her with mimes and having her listen to his daughter practice her singing lessons...

[Lita]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DAT WAS COMEDY!!! u would think mario would be jealous.eeewwww peach pushing out a spiked turtle/human dat's GOTTA hurt!!! /:} I bet it really hurt peach when bowser ejaculated into her..*ahem*hehehehehhe bowser sperm ^^;; i'm done now!! let what bowser n peach did be a warning..USA PROTECTION!!!!

[Kat]

>____<;; OH DEAR MANKEY LITA~ DAT'S NASTY!!! N-A-S-T-Y!!! ^^;; we're so proud of you... *suddenly a vivid thought of millions of enraged parents of little children who come to this site, and just happened to read this post...throwing rotten/moldy spounges and poisonious mushrooms at Kat's home/pet rat...* yes...lita...the person whome I have no contact or knowledge of...eh heh heh heh...

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[Hinopio]

Spam-flavored cookie dough...

hmm...

<Larry- Isn't that the one with Don Knotts?>
<Pierre the French Pea- No.>

[TurtleTek]

It seems some people have placed Peach in various unpleasant situations. What is the cause of this petty sadism? Do we really hate Peach that much? Will the deformed dragon/turtle humaniods rebel against their parents? Find out on the next Springer.






-TurtleTek
www.extremesc.com/turtletek/beam

[Chocobo]

...Was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

Kweeh! Forget Whark! Kweeh! Is better!

[Winx]

I don't hate Peach,but It's something to think about...This whole topic is getting pretty inapropriate...

Edited by - Winx on 7/1/00 6:24:15 PM

[Kat]

I really didn't mean for the topic to go down this sort of path, and not that I don't hate Peach or anything like that~but hey, Lita has a VERY dirty mind... :/ I was just wondering what would happen if Mario "forgot" to rescue Peach or something. I wouldn't mind if Deezer closed this topic--maybe he should... :(

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*suddenly cheerful* ^_^ Or maybe Mario would have left peach with Bowser on purpose because she forgot to put spam on the yoshi cookie....dough and organize his sock drawer according to how many holes each sock has ¦Þ Then Bowser would put Peach under a hypnotic spell [thanx to magikoopa] [or try to] but then the spell would backfire since Peach's earings would reflet the...err...wave and force Bowser and the Magikoopa to think they are either:
a) peices of cardboard paper
b) Johnathan " Johnny" Jones [ala SMRPG]
c) spam-flavored onions
d) A Moogle/Mog bent on world domination...or
e) Blue/Magenta from Blue's Clue's dressed up as pirates.

After having rewecked havoc, Peach would return from Bowser's keep to the Mushroom kingdom, to seek revenge on Mario for ditching her when she needed help. ^__^ And knowing my odd sense of humor, she would probably dress Mario up as a pickle and offer hm to the Yoshi gods as a "sacrifice". ;)

Edited by - Kat on 7/1/00 7:56:16 PM

[Warewolf]

Well, here's a more sane, albeit less imaginative, answer :)

If Mario didn't die during the fight, as would usually happen in a mario game, he would most likely be placed in the dungeon.  Princess Toadstool would be forced to marry Bowser and the Koopa King would eventually take over the Mushroom Kingdom.  A Mushroom rebellion would ensue but all their efforts would be dashed with one good zap of a magic wand.  And Mario, of course, will try beyond hope to escape and defeat Bowser once more, although he'd be in for a much tougher fight.

Over time, Peach would probably discover more about her husband, such as how the Koopa Kids came into being and even what happened to her mother. (it's sad really) And once all opposition has been crushed on the Mushroom World, a disillusioned Bowser would probably ask Kamek to seek out new worlds for him to conquer, like maybe Earth or Moebius, worthy challenges for the mighty Koopa King.

But that's just my theory.

I'm sure someone can come up with a better one. :)

Signed,
Warewolf at Large

[Winx]

Maybe Bowser would get a computer & try to conquer the internet! I can see it now! Bowser Vs. Bill Gates! .....Bill doesn't stand a chance, does he?...poor Bill... first the pie and now this...woe is Bill.

Edited by - Winx on 7/2/00 2:13:17 PM

[Serena Light]

First off, Peach would not just stand around and do nothing. She would actually fight, and kick butt. If Mario died, I think Peach would get over it very soon. Or, Bowser would kill everyone and that's the end of the Mario Nintendo theme!




But, that's just my thoughts! Peach would fight and win, or the whole world would come to an end.

[Kat]

Yes!! Why didn't I think of that before? Of course Peach would win ;)

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[TRM04]

You know it is soo weird.  One time I came up with a plot  for a Mario game that Bowser would kidnap Peach, make love with her, and have like 7 koopalings that would control airships just like the original 7 and then Mario and Luigi would come and be all upset and stuff.

[The Evil Luigi]

If Mario would die, which he is in the process of doing right now, Peach would just have to marry the mustached marvel wearing green overalls.

[Chocobo]

Uh-huh. And since when did Mobious become Moebious?

[Mega 2]

It can be spelled "Möbius" or "MÅ“bius," if you're talking about the strip.  What are you talking about?

[King Koopa]

That would be exellent! Now i can rid of the princess!   but too bad for Luigi! I like him! He's Silly ^_^

>^-^<  Meowth!   uh No! Im Bowser...*sinister laughing*

[Yoshi2]

I always thought it was Mobius. And they're probably talking about Mobius as in the world that the "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" TV show took place in.

EDIT: You know, I did a speech on the Mobius strip once. "The One-Sided Marvel!" ^_^ Well, that's beside the point.


-YOSHI :P

Edited by - Yoshi2 on 7/4/00 7:30:55 PM

[UltraLuigi]

Alright, hear's what I think:
1)If Mario failed, he'd try again or Luigi, Yoshi, or even Toad.
2)If Bowser tried to make "sour love" to Peach, he'd probably crush her in bed. If that didn't happen, the fact that Bowser's balls are bigger then Peach's head would get in the way.
3)Who's Baby Fat?
4) Spam flavored cookies, that's discusting!

 

[TurtleTek]

Baby Fat is a little fat yoshi on Yo'ster Island in SMRPG. Oh, it's so cute.

Speaking of Bowser's size. How big is he really? It seems to change game to game. In Mario Kart games and in Mario Golf, he's not very big. Yet in SM64 he's just HUGE...hm.

Oh, well, either way Bowser does weight at least some odd 500 pounds and he'd be a bit err..oversized for Peach. "Sour love" would surely be a painful and gruesome death for Miss Toadstool.
..Heh, now who's putting Peach in "unpleasant situations". 8)




-TurtleTek
www.extremesc.com/turtletek/beam

[Winx]

I think Bowser can change his size, so I guess it couldn't be too hard for him to shrink for a little while, then go back to 'normal' later...

[Mega 2]

The reason Bowser's size changes between games is the same reason Goombas sprouted tusks for "Super Mario Bros. 3," because the programmers decided to change it.  You can't rationalize everything in "Mario."  And stop posting distasteful things about Bowser and Princess Toadstool.

[UltraLuigi]

Looks like I made a new topic: Bowser's size changes. Maybe I'll post that. Oh, and thanks for telling me who Baby Fat is, Turtle Tec.

 

[MysteryMario]

you got to remember in SM64 bowser had star power. that's probably what made him bigger in SM64

[Kat]

O.O; Or maybe...just...maybe . . .  IT'S NOT THA REAL BOWSER!!!   ^^;; you never know~thouse Mechakoopa's could have passed koopa-mechanics-school and actually learned a thing or too about making giant, over-sized robot koopas. And they could of made one that looks like just Bowser... ^_____^ there ya go~ that's my answer for ya...explains why Bowser always seems to come back for more in each game.

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[MysteryMario]

where does this get us?

[Atariguy]

What if the current Koopa Kids are Peach's and Bowser's children? She could have been captured for a long time before her first rescue, giving Bowser plenty of time.

[UltraLuigi]

Didn't I say Bowser's balls were too big to make "sour love" to Peach. Since that is true, how could the Koopa Kids be Peach and Bowser's kids. Oh and I doute that the Bowser in sm64 is acctually a giant koopa robot made to look like Bowser.

 

[Chocobo]

Yeah, I was talking about the sonic universe.

Anyways, after Mario kicked the can, Peach would do something or another and Bowzer would be bored, and then, not having anything better to do, Peach and Bowser would join Odessa, but after a big fight with ARMS, and narrowling surving the crash of the himo gizzo or whatever it's called, they realize that the encroaching universe will eventually spread over to the Mushroom Kingdom to, and so the two go off to stop the Mushroom Kingdom Paradigm together. That's what would happen.

Kweeh! Forget Whark! Kweeh! Is better!

[Chocobo]

And then, they'd all of a sudden, the metal demons who were thrown into here by accident, would try to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. They would fight with that one guy and beat up Mother, and then after a tearful scene, it turns out Peach is a robot....

That's about it until Wild ARMS 3 comes out. Until then the dynamic duo will be busy saving the planet from a meteor that's been summoned by the evil Waluigi...

Kweeh! Forget Whark! Kweeh! Is better!

[Kat]

Aaaaahh..so PEACH is the robot... o.0; then.... what does that make... Bowser?! Wait~ I got it...the whole time, Mario dressed up as Bowser, tricking Bowser into thinking he's really Mario, so then the Bowser-Mario went out and got plastic surgy to become the Mario-Bowser, but the Real Mario-Bowser would just be trying to look like Bowser-Mario, but since Bowser-Mario became Mario-Bowser trying to rescue the robot Peach all the time...while being Mario-Bowser who was really Bowser-Mario fighting Bowser-Mario Bowser who was really Mario-Bowser! And in the meantime, Robot Peach is really toad in a metal junkie suite pulling out his feminine[spelling?] side while on a quest with the real Peach looking for the Dragon Balls in the Mushroom kindgom while digused as Goombas... ^_____^ I'm so smart! ... maybe that would explain my my head hurts so bad right now...

[Now that you know this startling fiction, go on with your life knowing that if you stomp a goomba, you could forever damaage the fragile wonder~works of the Mario universe and force Bowser-Mario to KNOW he's really........Mario-Bowswer.'til then...this is Kat...from the Kaappa Okashina files.  ;}

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