Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 365011 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1905 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:22:35 PM »

Harkinian promised to help Mario clean up the mess caused by Wario's chocolate...if Mario promised to serve him dinner for ALL ETERNITY!

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1906 on:** March 19, 2010, 07:12:23 PM »

Mario was about to say no, when Yoshi died cause it turned out Yoshis are like dogs and die if they eat chocolate.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #1907 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:35:53 PM »

Fortunately, the Yoshi incident didn't affect Mario, so he suddenly fell asleep and dreamed of another world that involved him and his friends defeating a giant armadillo.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1908 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:41:53 PM »

"Cool story bro," was Luigi's response to Mario's telling of his dream the next morning.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1909 on:** March 19, 2010, 09:06:10 PM »

Mario then bashed Luigi's head in with a rake.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1910 on:** March 19, 2010, 09:19:54 PM »

Luigi died.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1911 on:** March 19, 2010, 09:28:01 PM »

Then Mario died.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1912 on:** March 19, 2010, 09:31:13 PM »

Mario, of course, died because the rake recoiled and impaled his neck; however, this made it look as if he had been raped by a vampire.

Weegee · « **Reply #1913 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:15:18 PM »

Somewhere far away, Robert Pattison blushed.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1914 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:29:39 PM »

Many vampires (including Lestat, Count Chocula, The Count, Dracula, Nosferatu and Pattison himself) showed up to Mario's house to take credit for his death.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #1915 on:** March 20, 2010, 06:11:37 AM »

Then Simon Belmont crashed through the ceiling to end the party.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1916 on:** March 20, 2010, 06:14:51 AM »

Matters were made worse by the Count punching out Robert Pattinson.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1917 on:** March 20, 2010, 09:29:41 AM »

Just then an incredibly unoriginal event occured where a 1-up mushroom was hit in the far off distance and rolled into the room.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1918 on:** March 20, 2010, 10:28:44 AM »

Simon ate it, ensuring that he would return even if one of the vampires managed to kill him.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1919 on:** March 20, 2010, 11:02:34 AM »

Peach died.