Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 362535 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1920 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:08:07 PM »

Meanwhile, Simon was busy ripping Edward's head off.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1921 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:10:33 PM »

However Edward learned the ability to regrow his head.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1922 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:12:46 PM »

Unfortunately he only learned how to regrow his other head.

Weegee · « **Reply #1923 on:** March 20, 2010, 04:14:50 PM »

His abdomen began to writhe and contort as a strange lump formed just under his ribs, just before a fully-funtional cranium burst out from within his torso.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1924 on:** March 20, 2010, 04:23:27 PM »

Bowser's kingdom however turned out to be a Russian Communist ally and destroyed Mario's house, Simon, All the Vampires and Edward were wiped out.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1925 on:** March 20, 2010, 04:26:55 PM »

Bowser was promptly sniped by the Sniper from Team Fortress 2.

"Boom. Headshot."

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1926 on:** March 20, 2010, 07:18:14 PM »

Wario then pulled out a minigun and blew away sniper saying, "cry some more"!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1927 on:** March 20, 2010, 08:25:50 PM »

Charizard hacked Wario to death with his ax, but could not escape a deadly backstab by Kirby.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1928 on:** March 20, 2010, 09:26:01 PM »

Kirby looked at the surrounding thinking job well done till the spy back stabbed him with a snappy remark of, "I never really was on your side.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1929 on:** March 21, 2010, 10:09:38 AM »

Fortunately, Kirby had out his Dead Ringer and was still alive!

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1930 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:29:50 PM »

Yoshi farted a mighty fart.

Jman · « **Reply #1931 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:07:27 AM »

This prompted Mario to make a comment about how Yoshi's gas is the drill that will pierce the heavens...or some crap like that.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1932 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:24:41 AM »

Mario put on some cool shades and a cape while Peach donned a flame bikini.

Jman · « **Reply #1933 on:** March 22, 2010, 09:20:11 AM »

But then Mario was killed and Luigi went into an emo phase until he found the lovely Princess Daisy in a box out in some wasteland.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1934 on:** March 22, 2010, 10:46:43 PM »

But all turned out to be yoshi's dream, all of it right down to page one.