Hello, and welcome to my 7000th post here on the Fungi Forums.
Once, there was a water droplet that lived inside an insane little kid's head. This water droplet liked to say WHOOOOAAAAHHHhhh, and when he said WHOOOOAAAAHHHhhh, he drove the kid so insane that when he realized that he couldn't drive the kid any insaner, he moved to Saskechewan, one fine beforenoon, to live with the Great Floodness.
The Great Floodness liked the water droplet, so they lived there for the rest of their 'ears*, but then they realized they didn't have any ears, so the water droplet found that he would be late, and if he was late, he'd get kicked out of the Portugal play. The Portugal play was all about potatoes and pool and french fried pies.
Thank you, and remember: Conformity is overrated.
The Man in the Moon stayed up too late.