(Mario is talking...) Baby Bowser? I know him! Yeah, in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, I had my first encounter with that little creep (well, he's not so little anymore...)! After I defeated him, me and my bro. Luigi went to the Mushroom Kingdom to hang out with that God-awful Toad! What a shrimp! He needs a stepladder just to open my home door! And Yoshi... Geez, what did that guy eat?! In SMW, he was spitting fireballs... Talk about BAD BREATH! (Mario smirks at audience)Bowser is not as tough as he thinks... I beat his ass by tossing him into bombs in SM64! MAN WAS HE HEAVY! Wario, on the other hand, is the meanest guy in town! He stole my castle and took my coins in SML2! And the Princess, yeah, the Princess... She's hot for an anorexic...:) Luigi is a little anoying, but being in 15 games with him was enough. I'm gonna think about sending him to a retirement home... Sorry about the long story, I was just blowing off some steam!
Mario Maniac!!
