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Sqrt2

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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2004, 02:47:19 PM »
In the next GC mario game not only will players get the oppotunity to control both plumbers but wario/waluigi (depending on which plumber you control) is the final boss.

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2004, 12:32:08 PM »
Sometime in the future, after the Revolution comes out, Nintendo will make a THIRD Donkey Konga, but this will be better than the others.  With the system's (hopefully) new addition of playing CD's and DVD's you can record the music from your burned CD's right into the machine.  Now with this new techno-logy you can simply use the recorded CD's to play any song you want in the bongo games!  Just imagine how hard it would be to play the Sonic X theme song! "Gotta drum faster, faster, fasterfasterfaster!"



"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/2/2004 10:00:11 AM
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Luigison

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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2004, 12:59:24 PM »
Lizard Dude is my brother.  Sapph is not related to me, but we have a mutual friend named Bob.

The GameCube2 was released in the summer of 2004.  It is about half the size as the first GCN, colored like the original NES, and has a GBA player built in.

The first Xbox portable system will be released before the NintendoDS and will be called the Xbrick.

On the TMK secret page there are naked pictures of all TMK admins and mods over 18.
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Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2004, 02:48:25 PM »
Luigison is normal.  Heh heh!  By the way, what are naked pictures? (sarcasm)


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/1/2004 8:33:40 PM
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TEM

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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2004, 03:08:31 PM »
"It's mostly porn."

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Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2004, 09:25:26 AM »
That was probably a joke.  People who have seen it have said it's not that great (not referring to the pictures) so I doubt that it has any such content.

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
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Luigison

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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2004, 06:13:19 PM »
Of course it's true.  Why would I post something fake in a thread titled "Make Up Rumors"?

Oh, and Bob is real.
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Mario Maniac

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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2004, 08:06:18 AM »
In current news, Nintendo has announced that they are planning on releasing their next console (the Nintendo Revolution) in January 2005! Nintendo has been secretly meeting with third-party companies and has about 50 games in development for the system.

Contrary to popular belief, the Nintendo Revolution WILL have online games. According to Satoru Iwata, Nintendo's president, "the Nintendo Revolution will have about 20 online games shortly after it's release in January 2005. We now know the potential for online games, which is why we also included this feature in the Nintendo DS."

Shigeru Miyamoto, the "genius" game developer, stated that the Nintendo Revolution will have the same controller as the Nintendo GameCube, and it will be able to play classic GameCube games.

"Backwards compatability is nothing new to us, we had it on the older Game Boy systems, and now we are putting that feature on the Nintendo Revolution. Gamers all over the world have been begging us to make a game console that is backwards compatabile with our older consoles, and now we are answering their requests."

The Nintendo Revolution will launch in January 2005 with 20 titles, 5 made by Nintendo, and the rest made by various third-party companies.

The games announced so far are:

Nintendo games:
Super Mario 64 2: The True Sequel
The Legend of Zelda 2: The Cloak of Mystery
Metroid Prime 3: The Final Hour
Mario Kart: Triple Threat!!

Third party games:
Prince of Persia 3
Mortal Kombat: Destruction
EA Sports Collection
Sega Smash Pack: Version 2
Sonic Heroes 2 (only for Revolution)
Phantasy Star Online: Episode 3
The Simpsons Party Extreme



People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

Mario Maniac

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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2004, 08:10:57 AM »
Quote:
"The first Xbox portable system will be released before the NintendoDS and will be called the Xbrick."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest crap I've ever read, "Xbrick."
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2004, 09:18:58 AM »
AND the Xbrick can be used like any other boring brick!  You can stack it, throw it, and so much more!  The Xbrick... doesn't fit in your pocket, but it's still fun to hurl.

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
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luigi2024

« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2004, 01:33:33 PM »
The Xbrick is the world's heaviest system, weighing in at only 26 lbs.  Not great for videogaming, but very good for self-defense.

*hey, watch where you're swinging that thing!*

Best of all, it is only $599!  It even comes complete with a lawyer in case you "accidently" injure someone, and a do-it-yourself window-repair kit.

Too many numbers...
Too many numbers...

ShadowOrthrus0315

« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2004, 06:31:08 PM »
Update!!!!
The new model of the XBrick is now 53 lbs.!!! But this means you can now only play as Homer Simpson because of the weight.

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Mario Maniac

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« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2004, 02:02:30 PM »
FAKE NEWS UPDATE:
Nintendo has just announced that the Revolution will be about the same size as the Nintendo 64.

"We like the Nintendo 64 design," Shigeru Miyamoto said in a recent press conference. "The Nintendo 64 had a very practical design, except it did not use game disks. The Revolution will use the standard DVD/CD size game disk, and will be able to play GameCube games as well."

Satoru Iwata revealed a bit more info about the Revolution:

"The Revolution will be released in January 2005, for about $200. We have always tried to make our game systems have an affordable price. I believe the Revolution meets these goals."
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

Luigison

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« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2004, 06:30:57 PM »
Based on the popularity of the Xbox portable name, Xbrick, the Xbox2 will now be called the Xcinderblock.

The first game for the new system is an exercise game.  You can do step on it, do pushups with it, curl it, bench press it (if you are strong enough), it even makes a better boat anchor than the original Xbox.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2004, 07:16:38 PM »
"The Xbrick is the world's first video game system that weighs more than any other,"  announced some nerdy dude from Microsoft with buckteeth proudly.  "It weighs in at 79 and a half pounds, much heavier than the Revolution does which pathetically only weighs about three pounds or less.  We believe that these new heavier systems will be a big attraction for the people who can actually lift them or have some money to waste on expensive junk."  Indeed, the new machine is incredibly heavy and shows that it's main appeal for adults since kids can't lift it.  And if you thought it wasn't heavy already, just wait until you see the size of the "cheap" new equipment that you can hook up to the system!


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/1/2004 8:40:22 PM
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