Author Topic: The mushroom teleporter (Read 16864 times)

Lizard Dude · « **on:** February 09, 2005, 11:58:00 PM »

You think those other TMK transportation methods are fast? Well could I interest you in INSTANT TELEPORTATION! Yes, straight out of the 23rd century I bring you Prof. El Dee's mushroom teleporter!

Where do you want to go? Pay me 99.99 imaginary dollars and we'll leave when 1/2 people are onboard.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Master Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:08:08 AM »

I'll go! I wanna go to,uh, how 'bout Goomba Village from Paper Mario? ^_^ (Hands over the imaginary money and brings Pa-patch[from Paper Mario T1,000YD] doll)

Blam this peice of garbage! .....Oops. Wrong site....

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:28:16 AM »

*~*ZAAAAAAAP*~*

You're there.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Master Mario · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:30:10 AM »

Yay! Hey GOOMBAAAARIOOO!!!! Goombario: What the heck!? (Hides behind his house)

Blam this peice of garbage! .....Oops. Wrong site....

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:35:39 AM »

I would be scared, too.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Watoad · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:52:45 AM »

Well, it'd be kinda nice to know . . . where we're . . . *mumbles*

*gropes around in pockets for loose change*

I mean, if we was gonna . . . now let's see here, I've got *counts under his breath* three, four, no, six there, and then he gave me . . . *trails off, apparently thinking*

Hmm, this ain't gonna doâ€”oh! Forgot about the stick u' gum I traded in for . . . *becomes unintelligible while bending and squatting down, reaching for his left foot*

I remember putting somethin' in here.

*fishes around with a couple fingers in his shoe without removing it, and then hoists himself back up*

Ah, that's right! I got five for . . . *thinks and counts again*

Okay, okay. It looks to me like I've got about 80 here. How 'bout I throw in this half a banana 'n' call it good? *works half-eaten banana out of back pocket* It ain't too squished, so waddya say?

*looks earnestly at Lizard Dude*

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2005, 02:31:23 AM »

Uh, yeah, okay, sure kid.

Ahem, here you go.

*~*BZAAAAAAP!*~*

*Watoad is teleported to The Middle of Nowhere*

*laughs maniacally*

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Fifth · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2005, 12:01:23 PM »

*Points out that his Animal Crossing town was called "Nowhere"*

...Watoad should end up somewhere around the police station.

Go Moon!

Watoad · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2005, 01:40:51 PM »

*drops out of character and into the persona of someone who plays video games*

In the middle of my Animal Crossing town there was (is) nothing more than trees and a cliff. My police station was off to the southwest, not far from the coast.

*returns to reality and character*

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:03:48 PM »

Imaginary dollars pwn pretend dollars.

Japan, please.

*Gives money*

Nameneko · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2005, 08:40:52 PM »

Prof. El Dee's parody threads always make me laugh. What? Half-a-person?? Golly gee, should I just send my leg to Neptune, then?

Anyways, how about ZZyzx? I've always wanted to go to ZZyzx.

ZZyzx!

*Sporks over the (imaginary) money to LD*

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Edited by - Nameneko on 2/10/2005 6:43:53 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2005, 08:43:17 PM »

YOU STOLE MY IDEA

~I.S.~

Nameneko · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2005, 08:46:41 PM »

I'm sorry. ... Nothing's a nice
place. Perhaps you can temporarily increase its population to a whopping 5 people!

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2005, 10:40:52 PM »

i see, your trying to TAKE OVER MY JOB! becuse all the customers will come to you just becuse you have a teleporter. this thing was my idea!! mine!!!

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2005, 11:02:08 PM »

well i'll get my job back! check out my version 2 teleporter.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2005, 03:50:27 AM »

*sends Vidgmchtr to Japan*
*sends Nameneko to ZZyzx*
*plays a small violin for Insane Steve*

Don't worry about this new competition. I have a brilliant business plan.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2005, 01:28:45 PM »

Boy, I'd like to go somewhere...soon. I don't have enough money just yet. :S I'd better go get a job at a mushroom shop to raise the money.

Yes, I have common sense. I''m just stupid.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2005, 01:36:32 PM »

Lizard Dude's Teleporter rocks.

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2005, 07:57:00 PM »

argh!!!!!!! unlike LD's teleporter, my teleporter has a thyme machine!!!!!! i mean... TIME machine!!!!!!!!!

CashCrazed · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2005, 08:23:57 PM »

*walks in with the stereotypical ski mask and bag with a dollar sign*

Hmmm...can you teleport me inside the vault at the First Imaginary Bank? Hehe, I love the modern technology of teleportation! >:)

60 imaginary bucks? No problem, seeing as I'll just get it back thousandfold.

*reaches in pocket to find*...Hmm, some lint, a couple hundred PRETEND dollars, my DS....Crap, I left my imaginary wallet on the bus! Say, do you take IOUs?

Edited by - CashCrazed on 2/11/2005 6:26:10 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2005, 09:03:29 PM »

The mushroom teleporter operator is not liable for any and all damages caused by teleportation.

With that said... *~*beeeeeeeeeZAP*~*

*CashCrazed is teleported to the vault of the First Imaginary Bank*

Cough.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2005, 09:38:39 PM »

Can you teleport me to the Hammerhead Bros. cabin? Also, if I pay you an extra $80 dollars (including tip), can you take me to Mariluigi3's teleporter place, so I can blow his up?

EDIT: Heh heh... you're not called CashCrazed for nothing..!
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 2/15/2005 10:18:05 PM

CashCrazed · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2005, 10:15:15 PM »

He just offered you real money! Take it, take it!

Well, I got about $10,000 imaginary smackers, now I just gotta get out! Say, your teleporter wouldn't happen to have a reverse switch to teleport me back, now would it? The vault won't open from this side.....

*cough* Hello? *cough* I'm running out of air! *cough*

Edited by - CashCrazed on 2/11/2005 8:16:24 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2005, 10:24:56 PM »

*Blows up the small violin with one of his Mushroom Pocket Rockets*

Confound it, you silly donkey.
Just you wait. Just you wait and see.

My new idea will make the mushroom teleporter (And the rocket and the airplane) look absolutely pointless. All shall fear my latest plan. Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!1[tilde]

~I.S.~

CashCrazed · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2005, 10:28:30 PM »

*turns blue in the face*

Would your plan happen to involve a way to get me OUT of here!? Or at least..pump some....air......in...........

*hits the floor unconscious*

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #25 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:24:50 PM »

I'm an imaginary billionaire, so I'll just round it off to- does mathematical calculations, while keeping in mind the account the amount of hours LD spent on his doohickey, and the total comes to- $50,000 imaginary!

LuigiS: Take me to the Hammerhead Bros. cabin in Beanbean Castle Town, so I can buy myself a Mega-Ultra-Super-Amazing-Pie-Let's a go-Simpsorama-Aye, Carumba- Hammer.

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Nameneko · « **Reply #26 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:26:55 PM »

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:51:10 PM »

Oh noes! I can't teleport you back. Here, Insane Steve will have to save you with rockets.

*~*BXAAAAAAAAZOOOPAZAP*~*
*sends Insane Steve to the First Imaginary Bank vault*
*also sends some air*

*sends Luigi Simpson to the Hammerhead Bros.'s house*

*sends Nameneko an award for photo-journalism*

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Master Mario · « **Reply #28 on:** February 12, 2005, 01:08:55 AM »

(Runs out of teleporter) Ahhh!!! Goombario is trying to eat me! Goombario in the distance: Don't you try to pet me ever again! It's weird!!!!

Blam this peice of garbage! .....Oops. Wrong site....

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #29 on:** February 12, 2005, 10:47:42 PM »

(Buys self M.U.S.A.P.L.A.G.S.A.C. Hammer)

LuigiS: OK, Lizard Dude, you can take me back now.
(Silence)
LuigiS: ...Lizard Dude?

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2005, 12:42:23 AM »

Dude, you have to get back on your own.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Luigison · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2005, 12:57:59 AM »

If I had known that I would never have gone crazy.

Quantum Teleportation is real. It was confirmed in 1993 by IBM. Scientists have since teleported single photons, coherent light fields, nuclear spins, and trapped ions. Although teleportation of a macroscopic object like a living human being may not happen in the near future, it does not violate any fundamental law. First we must have computers capable of storing all the imformation that must be sent. In any case, the original object is destoyed and a replica is actually what gets teleported.

Popple · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:38:52 AM »

I'll pay fiddy imaggenary dollars if you teleport this empty bowl five feet to the left of where it is.

Let me away from this boulder!

Watoad · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:51:11 AM »

*drops out of character until further notice*

First it's

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

But all of the sudden it switches to

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

We're getting conflicting signals here!

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2005, 01:54:44 PM »

*teleports empty bowl five feet*

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Popple · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2005, 02:15:58 PM »

No! No! No! I wanted it five feet from where it was at the time, not just five feet from the teleporter. It would be at least seven or eight feet from the teleporter if it were five feet from the place it was when I posted that. I want my dollars imaginarily refunded!

Let me away from this boulder!

« **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2005, 03:05:05 PM »

Take me to Star Haven with a spacesuit and a monkey.
Mr. Monopoly says over the intercom "99.99 plus 100.00 imaginary dollors have been placed in your account. Please pick them up at counter #1."

"Look, It''''s the american computer monkey. Dance, monkey, dance!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2005, 10:53:32 PM »

*teleports Popple one mile away*

Luigiscaredsilly, you'll have to provide your own spacesuit and monkey.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:20:13 PM »

OK, Lizard Dude, I'm back, after being ravaged by Troopeas! Teleport me to Mariluigi3's lair. Also, I'll get you an Easy Bake Oven DX! How's that for a deal, eh?

{Hands over $60 imaginary}

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Master Mario · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:31:04 PM »

(comes back with a super mushroom) I want to make ammends to Goomb! (hands over I$60)

Blam this peice of garbage! .....Oops. Wrong site....

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2005, 05:00:30 AM »

*teleports Luigi Simpson to Mariluigi3's lair*

*teleports Master Mario XP to Goobario's house*

*falls alseep on the job*

*~*SNKKT!*~*

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Luigison · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2005, 08:40:20 AM »

Send me to the backwaters. I want to test my new boots. (You can come too.)

*puts contents of pockets on Lizard Dudes table.

Master Mario · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2005, 05:51:10 PM »

sudden Mushroom growing sound: GLA GLA GLA! ....... GLA GLA GLA! GLA GLA GLA! Me: RUN!!!!!! (Bolts out of teleporter)

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!

Master Mario · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:28:58 AM »

(Massive earthquake) BLOY BLOY BLOY!!!!! BLOY BLOY BLOY!!!!!! BLOY BLOY BLOY!!!!! (short pause) ....... whew....... Glunk glunk glunk OH NO! DON'T HURT HIM!!!! (runs in the teleporter like a madhouse)

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2005, 02:23:35 PM »

I was going to stay quiet, but...

Instead of just posting again, you really could've just editted your first post and added that next tidbit in.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2005, 06:15:17 PM »

Transport me to a TMKer's house!

I am feeling fat, and sassy!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #46 on:** February 15, 2005, 06:50:05 PM »

*sends Luigison to the backwaters*
*sends ne89 to Vidgmchtr's house*

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #47 on:** February 15, 2005, 06:55:17 PM »

Announcement

Due to incredible teleportation demand, the teleporter is getting kind of beat up. From now on, there will be a 1/6 chance of teleporter malfunction. You may end up somewhere crazy, you may die, who knows?

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Nameneko · « **Reply #48 on:** February 15, 2005, 06:59:21 PM »

How exciting!

Anyways, I was going to ask you to take me back, because Zzyzx really IS just a sign and a semi truck. It's really boring. Almost as boring as this post. Watch, I'll probably end up in Sheboygan or come out as the Aflac duck. *shudders*

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #49 on:** February 15, 2005, 07:50:44 PM »

Get out of my house.

*Takes out shotgun*

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #50 on:** February 16, 2005, 12:20:18 AM »

Lizard Dude, your Easy Bake Oven DX is right next to Mariluigi3's lair. Just thought you want to know...

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Tingrio · « **Reply #51 on:** February 17, 2005, 05:38:08 PM »

Can you teleport me to Ben Stein's house please? I need Ben's hardware to make a new charter bus for you guys. Here is five-thousand dollars for you.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #52 on:** February 17, 2005, 06:41:21 PM »

teleport me to the desert of sarahhaah.

TEM · « **Reply #53 on:** February 17, 2005, 07:00:33 PM »

Teleport me to the Point of Know Return!
*dramatic reverb*

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Watoad · « **Reply #54 on:** February 17, 2005, 08:34:41 PM »

Teleport me inside your Easy Bake oven, please. I need to scrape the grates free of all that lard buildup so I can bake a π, but it's appearing and disappearing too sporadically for me to get in there with ordinary means.

Why "e3"??

Nameneko · « **Reply #55 on:** February 17, 2005, 10:17:55 PM »

What makes you think that that &#960 is going to fit in an Easy Bake oven? It IS
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164
062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253
594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659
334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936
072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903
600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173
819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298
336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931
767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371
787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219
608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328
160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378
387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823
537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952
572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353...

I'll stop now.

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Edited by - Nameneko on 2/26/2005 4:49:13 PM

Watoad · « **Reply #56 on:** February 17, 2005, 11:38:45 PM »

Good point. And a lotta good numbers. *ba-dum-ching!*

Just so you know, π is &#960; and not &#240;. Or you can just use &pi;.

Why "e3"??

Master Mario · « **Reply #57 on:** February 18, 2005, 08:23:08 AM »

Teleport me to the E3 building! Inside it so I can look for any left-over DS's lying around....

It is spelled Em, ey, es, tee, eee, ar, MARIO!!!!!

Edited by - Master Mario XP on 2/18/2005 6:23:34 AM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #58 on:** February 18, 2005, 01:46:45 PM »

Teleport me to cookies!^_^

--------------------
"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies

The Big Boo · « **Reply #59 on:** February 18, 2005, 07:14:38 PM »

Shut up. Everybody knows cupcakes are all the rage now.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #60 on:** February 18, 2005, 08:44:51 PM »

That's a bad point, because if 4 can fit in an EZ Bake Oven, so can pi.

Teleports coming soon. Repairs almost finished.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #61 on:** February 26, 2005, 11:10:46 AM »

Poor nintendoexpert89. Hey, I know! I'll go to HIS house! Okay, LD, you know what to do! Send me over to ne89's house. I've never met anyone from TMK that I know of. I'll pay you half of the imaginary dollars now and the other half when I come back (IF I do come back and don't get mutated, killed, or stranded in some place like World 689:Underwear Land). *glomps LD the imaginary money* Hey, these imaginary dollars have your picture on it with little lizards and mushrooms around it! Weird.

"Oh no! She just cooked your nines!"

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/6/2005 5:50:44 AM

Screech · « **Reply #62 on:** February 26, 2005, 11:23:13 PM »

"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting

you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #63 on:** February 27, 2005, 12:03:49 AM »

Don't worry, I think 'Victor' took care of the MT v.2...

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #64 on:** February 27, 2005, 10:13:02 PM »

Whoa! Screech gets unlimited free teleports from now on! That's awesome.

Rest of the teleports, coming soon.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #65 on:** February 28, 2005, 08:53:40 AM »

Well I'm impressed. Ha ha! Nice editing work there, Screech. In my version I actually pictured a real photo of LD there but that looks good too (you got the mushrooms and lizards just like I imagined). But I still think that I should at least get teleports half off since I inspired the idea! Gosh!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 3/3/2005 7:14:56 AM

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #66 on:** March 03, 2005, 09:30:21 AM »

*looks at his imaginary TMK watch* Wow, this is a really slow day... er, week. Hello? Is anybody here? I'm ready to be teleported. I got da money right here. I'm ready! Oh great, no one is coming. Hmmm... I'm hungry. Maybe I'll stop by the imaginary vending machine and get something to eat. *walks over to the machine*

Okay, now we're talking! What have we got here? Mushrooms, more mushrooms, fire flower candy, some lizard cakes (wtd?), spicy fire flower candy, stale Deezer bread (yuck), rubber trout, some Chuppy chubble gum, Mario pez dispencers, a few GameBoys... uh... maybe I'll just get a soda at the imaginary soda machine. This Lime 10-up drink looks refreshing. I'll get that. *puts imaginary dollar in slot* RRRRWWW! RRRRWWW! *dollar comes back out* Huh? Oh great. *folds dollar on lap and tries again* RRRWWW! RRRWWW! No! Ugh! Another thing that drives me nuts! *tries over and over again with no luck* GAAAAAHH!! Take it! Take it! *kicks machine and screams*

Some little kid: "Excuse me but I think you're putting that in wrong. You have it backwards."

Yeah right! I know how to work these imaginary things and I have it the right way. *looks down* Oh wait... *puts it in the other way and the machine takes it* Uh... thanks. *gets drink and walks back to the teleporter*

Kid: "Anytime. (loser)"

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 3/6/2005 7:36:14 AM

Watoad · « **Reply #67 on:** March 03, 2005, 09:51:59 AM »

*looks around but doesn't see Lizard Dude anywhere*

*becomes agitated over wasting so much time standing around for nothing*

*whines annoyingly for one hour*

*starts violent uprising*

Why "e3"??

TEM · « **Reply #68 on:** March 03, 2005, 03:11:59 PM »

Charge the gates the grab the currently unused teleporter, HE CAN'T STOP US ALL!

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #69 on:** March 04, 2005, 01:52:42 AM »

Ut oh.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Luigison · « **Reply #70 on:** March 04, 2005, 08:34:59 AM »

The the the...

boomstix · « **Reply #71 on:** March 04, 2005, 09:26:24 AM »

Sir Lizard, would you teleport me to the Land of Milk and Tartar sauce? You will? Oh goody!

...But um, I don't have any money on hand right now. Do you accept credit cards?

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #72 on:** March 05, 2005, 11:34:30 AM »

Sorry, boomstix, but I'm next in line before you. See my imaginary mushroom tent over there right in front of the teleporter? I've been here for awhile. But here, I'll let you borrow some imaginary dollars so you can travel to yonder land of overflowing sweet white edible substances. Just be sure to pay interest if I come back! ;)

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

boomstix · « **Reply #73 on:** March 05, 2005, 12:58:26 PM »

*smacks Yoshisaurus Rex's tent with a trout*

*burns Yoshisaurus Rex's tent with a trout

*destroys Yoshisaurus Rex's tent witha burning trout*

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #74 on:** March 05, 2005, 03:06:40 PM »

Aaahhh! Hey! Stop! *tries to put out the flames with some 10-up and then picks up his fried tent* Do you know how hard it was to find that imaginary Nintendo-licensed tent?! Now you're gonna get it! *smacks boomstix with a whale and takes back his imaginary money* That's the last time I try to do something nice for you!

Can someone please teleport me now? Preferably someone with the initials LD? Boomstix keeps picking on me!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 3/5/2005 1:10:41 PM

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #75 on:** March 06, 2005, 03:26:55 AM »

Hehehe... I wonder if anyone's going to get fried in the teleporter. I can't, because I've already been blown up by Luigi #98 in Story Boards.

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #76 on:** March 11, 2005, 01:26:40 PM »

Wow. This is possibly the worst service Iâ€™ve ever seen. I've been standing in front of this machine for 2 weeks and haven't gone anywhere (but I have gone ahead in time two weeks so I guess that I did travel through time). Ugh! I WANT TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW! Lizard Dude! Lizard Dude! Can you teleport me now please?! I'm going to kill somebody if I don't get some assistance! I need help! Or at least a chair so I can sit down!! *falls on his butt*

Well, as long as I'm still here I might as well just go somewhere else for awhile again. That's right, boys and girls, it's time for another great episode of Yoshisaurus Rex's Totally Radical and Rediculous Imaginary Trip to Some Imaginary Place to Avoid His Imaginary Boredome!! Woo! Today I think I'll take a stroll down the hall to the giant imaginary Nintendo arcade, Nintendonia! (in my mind the teleporter is in a building so that these other things are too) But why walk down the hall when you can fly! *puts on a pair of rocket shoes that he stole from Shadow and blasts down the hall* Wheee! This is flippin awesome! Whoa! Excuse me sir! Sorry ma'am! Look out kids!! Phew, that was close. Hey, Iâ€™m almost to the arcade already! Now I just need to stop. Okay I donâ€™t know how to stop. Iâ€™m going to die. YAAAAAAHHHHH!! *crashes into a wall* Ouch. Thank goodness that imaginary wall was made of pillows. And NOW my shoes finally turn off. Great.

Anyway Iâ€™m here so I might as well go inside. Right after I finish my drink. *gulps down the rest of his 10-up and then belches in the 1-up tune* Mmmmm... taste-ay! Now letâ€™s see what kind of games we have to play. I see a SMB game, some other classic Ninty games, Mario Party Deluxe, MK:DD, a bunch of SSBM games, Donkey Konga, several Nintendo DSâ€™s and some with SMRPG, a SMW pinball machine (havenâ€™t played that for awhile)... wait a second! That isnâ€™t... holy crab... it IS! DDR with Mario!! YEESSSSSSS! Thank you, strange and creative mind! But... oh great, Deezer and Sapphira are hogging it right now and thereâ€™s a monstrous crowd of people around it waiting to play! Iâ€™ll guess Iâ€™ll just try the other games first and then come back to that. *blows a ton of imaginary money to pay for thousands of imaginary tokens and wastes a lot of time on all of the games for a few hours* Oh, my head! My eyes are burning and my ears are ringing with the sound of wonderful Nintendo music. But at least I got some great imaginary Nintendo merchandise with all of the imaginary tickets I won. Andâ€¦ the game is finally open! Oh yeah, baby, time to dance with da super plumber! Here we go! *suddenly everything shuts down and the lights of the room shut off* Hey, whaâ€¦? Itâ€™s closed? Itâ€™s closed?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! How can this be happening? I never got to play DDR!! Itâ€™s... not... fair!! *bursts into tears and crawls back to the teleporter*

Some kid: "Loser."

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/6/2005 5:45:35 AM

Mysterious One · « **Reply #77 on:** March 28, 2005, 07:50:50 AM »

*comes up and asks to be taken to the land of para-reality*

It will be done... 'cause here comes Mario!

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #78 on:** April 01, 2005, 08:14:01 PM »

Well, Iâ€™m sure all of you have heard the tragic news of our dear Lizard Dude passing away today. It was quite a shock for me and I didnâ€™t believe it at first since today was April Foolâ€™s, but thereâ€™s no denying that he really is gone. Iâ€™m going to miss him a lot and Iâ€™m sure everyone else will too. Weâ€™ll never forget his funny comments and hard work on the site, and kindness to almost everyone that is rare in places like this. And Iâ€™ll never forget how he sent me an mp3 of his â€œLizard Dude: LIVE and unpluggedâ€ movie when I asked Deezer about it. I still have it and listen to it quite often.

Recently, I was a little angry at him because I kept asking him to pretend to teleport me somewhere, but after all of my nagging he never did. But now it doesnâ€™t matter and I donâ€™t care that I didnâ€™t get sent somewhere or blown up or whatever (but at least I found some great places in the building like a TMK snack room, Nintendo arcade, Mario-themed bathroom and swimming pool, etc.). This teleporter is a symbol of his ingenious imagination (despite his copying the idea from someone else) and ability to make us laugh until we couldnâ€™t stop. Thanks, L.D., for all that you did for us. TMK wonâ€™t forget you. No one will forget you. I hope that you and the Big Guy are having fun playing SSBM in Heaven.

Your online dinosaur friend, Y.R.

Matt â€œLizard Dudeâ€ W. - 04/01/05

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #79 on:** April 02, 2005, 08:08:38 PM »

What? He's not dead? YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'm so happy! But... does mean that I said all of that for nothing?! Argh! (joke)

Okay, now that I know you're alive and well, Lizard Nerd :), how about teleporting me to nintendoexpert89's house now?!?!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/3/2005 1:23:53 PM

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #80 on:** April 02, 2005, 08:16:56 PM »

By the way, Y_Rex, good writing.

It''''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #81 on:** April 03, 2005, 01:44:52 AM »

Alright, you can get Express Service with no risk of failure thanks to the great eulogy. :P

*teleports Yoshisaurus Rex to nintendoexpert89's house*

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #82 on:** April 03, 2005, 02:24:22 AM »

Oh, I've finally got the Prof. El Dee bit! I thought it was a character from PM:TTYD or something... man, I look stupid.

You know perfectly well that there should be a signature here. Well, I know too. Don''t get yourself caught up in the illusion that this is a signature- because it''s not.

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #83 on:** April 06, 2005, 06:42:33 AM »

Duuuuuuude! I fonâ€™t believe this! This is seriously too freaky! You wonâ€™t believe me but right now Iâ€™m really truly actually factually at ne89â€™s house in REAL LIFE! I didnâ€™t think that the teleporter would actually teleport me somewhere in the real world, but somehow it did! As soon as I went to this thread, saw what L.D. said, and hit the Post Reply link to make up some stupid joke about me being teleported, something just blasted out of my computer screen at me and the next thing I knew I was really in another house! So now Iâ€™m having to type this from his computer from who-knows-where and think of a way to get back home. But before I do that Iâ€™m going to talk to ne89 a little bit when he gets back. Heâ€™s probably still on his way here after Vidgmchtr chased him out of their house with a shotgun. L.D., your inventions creep me out! Gah!

By the way, if ne89 says anything about not noticing anything change, donâ€™t listen to him because heâ€™s just lying so he doesnâ€™t have to admit that Iâ€™m in his house and eating from his fridge! *starts to freak out again then eats some more leftovers to calm down*

Oh, and thanks Luigi Simpson for the compliment. Were you saying my eulogy was good or my stories or both?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/6/2005 5:48:51 AM

PeteyPiranha · « **Reply #84 on:** April 06, 2005, 01:33:47 PM »

Hey, I wish I was at Bianco Hills, so I could get the REAL Petey's autograph. Fun Fact: Bianco Hills is pronounced Blanco Hills with an l sound, because it's italian. It also means the white hills, because most of the places in Mario Sunshine are the names of things when their clean like white or shine.

Mysterious One · « **Reply #85 on:** April 07, 2005, 03:17:39 PM »

Can I be teleported across reality please? I thought that extra level in Super Mario 3: Mario Forever was cool.

It will be done... 'cause here comes Mario!