Author Topic: The mushroom teleporter (Read 16851 times)

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2005, 03:50:27 AM »

*sends Vidgmchtr to Japan*
*sends Nameneko to ZZyzx*
*plays a small violin for Insane Steve*

Don't worry about this new competition. I have a brilliant business plan.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2005, 01:28:45 PM »

Boy, I'd like to go somewhere...soon. I don't have enough money just yet. :S I'd better go get a job at a mushroom shop to raise the money.

Yes, I have common sense. I''m just stupid.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2005, 01:36:32 PM »

Lizard Dude's Teleporter rocks.

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2005, 07:57:00 PM »

argh!!!!!!! unlike LD's teleporter, my teleporter has a thyme machine!!!!!! i mean... TIME machine!!!!!!!!!

CashCrazed · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2005, 08:23:57 PM »

*walks in with the stereotypical ski mask and bag with a dollar sign*

Hmmm...can you teleport me inside the vault at the First Imaginary Bank? Hehe, I love the modern technology of teleportation! >:)

60 imaginary bucks? No problem, seeing as I'll just get it back thousandfold.

*reaches in pocket to find*...Hmm, some lint, a couple hundred PRETEND dollars, my DS....Crap, I left my imaginary wallet on the bus! Say, do you take IOUs?

Edited by - CashCrazed on 2/11/2005 6:26:10 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2005, 09:03:29 PM »

The mushroom teleporter operator is not liable for any and all damages caused by teleportation.

With that said... *~*beeeeeeeeeZAP*~*

*CashCrazed is teleported to the vault of the First Imaginary Bank*

Cough.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2005, 09:38:39 PM »

Can you teleport me to the Hammerhead Bros. cabin? Also, if I pay you an extra $80 dollars (including tip), can you take me to Mariluigi3's teleporter place, so I can blow his up?

EDIT: Heh heh... you're not called CashCrazed for nothing..!
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 2/15/2005 10:18:05 PM

CashCrazed · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2005, 10:15:15 PM »

He just offered you real money! Take it, take it!

Well, I got about $10,000 imaginary smackers, now I just gotta get out! Say, your teleporter wouldn't happen to have a reverse switch to teleport me back, now would it? The vault won't open from this side.....

*cough* Hello? *cough* I'm running out of air! *cough*

Edited by - CashCrazed on 2/11/2005 8:16:24 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2005, 10:24:56 PM »

*Blows up the small violin with one of his Mushroom Pocket Rockets*

Confound it, you silly donkey.
Just you wait. Just you wait and see.

My new idea will make the mushroom teleporter (And the rocket and the airplane) look absolutely pointless. All shall fear my latest plan. Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!1[tilde]

~I.S.~

CashCrazed · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2005, 10:28:30 PM »

*turns blue in the face*

Would your plan happen to involve a way to get me OUT of here!? Or at least..pump some....air......in...........

*hits the floor unconscious*

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #25 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:24:50 PM »

I'm an imaginary billionaire, so I'll just round it off to- does mathematical calculations, while keeping in mind the account the amount of hours LD spent on his doohickey, and the total comes to- $50,000 imaginary!

LuigiS: Take me to the Hammerhead Bros. cabin in Beanbean Castle Town, so I can buy myself a Mega-Ultra-Super-Amazing-Pie-Let's a go-Simpsorama-Aye, Carumba- Hammer.

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Nameneko · « **Reply #26 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:26:55 PM »

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:51:10 PM »

Oh noes! I can't teleport you back. Here, Insane Steve will have to save you with rockets.

*~*BXAAAAAAAAZOOOPAZAP*~*
*sends Insane Steve to the First Imaginary Bank vault*
*also sends some air*

*sends Luigi Simpson to the Hammerhead Bros.'s house*

*sends Nameneko an award for photo-journalism*

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Master Mario · « **Reply #28 on:** February 12, 2005, 01:08:55 AM »

(Runs out of teleporter) Ahhh!!! Goombario is trying to eat me! Goombario in the distance: Don't you try to pet me ever again! It's weird!!!!

Blam this peice of garbage! .....Oops. Wrong site....

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #29 on:** February 12, 2005, 10:47:42 PM »

(Buys self M.U.S.A.P.L.A.G.S.A.C. Hammer)

LuigiS: OK, Lizard Dude, you can take me back now.
(Silence)
LuigiS: ...Lizard Dude?

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''