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Luigison

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« on: March 20, 2005, 11:31:25 AM »
Use the telemarketer's method on them:




Post other fun things to do with telemarketers.

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Koopaslaya

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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2005, 12:12:43 PM »
I ought to try that sometime...

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  • raewrednu
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2005, 12:19:14 PM »
If a telemarketer asks "how are you?", then reply with a long, grueling story of your mixed feelings and emotions.

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Vidgmchtr

« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2005, 05:56:02 PM »
I only had to deal with a telemarketer once. This is mostly how it went:


"Hello?"

"Hi, is the father of this house home?


"Yes, but he is in his bedroom, and would not like to be disturbed."

"Ah, and your mother?"


"She is in there with him. They told me they wouldn't like to be disturbed in any way at all. Not even for an emergency. May I take a message?"

"Err, no. Thanks anyway."


"Okay. Buh-bye."


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Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 3/20/2005 3:56:49 PM

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  • raewrednu
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2005, 05:57:06 PM »
LOL, that's hilarious, dude!

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Toddathon

« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2005, 07:25:48 PM »
I love screwing with telemarketers.  One time i farted on the phone, another time i said my parents were dead, another time they called really early in the morning and woke me up so in a threatening voice i said "I swear to god, if you ever call this early again I will kill you" but my personal favourite is saying one moment please, then flushing the toilet while holding the phone next to it.

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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2005, 08:05:21 PM »
"Dominoes Pizza. may I help you?"

"You sound sexy." (especially effective if you and your telemarketer are of the same sex)

"Oh! Wow! You sound familiar. lemme see, did I go to high school with you? Or maybe..."

"Oh, certainly I'll buy it...IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!"

You could also attempt to sell him magazine subscriptions or whatever. Mine usually aren't interested :<

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