Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 440510 times)

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #1800 on:** July 19, 2008, 08:10:43 PM »

All the characters in the story started to bicker amongst themselves about the story plotline while Mario McFly went to go get a bottle of Cherry coke and a Toffee Crisp at the gas station that was located conveniently next to them.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1801 on:** July 19, 2008, 08:32:10 PM »

Captain Falcon, who was so cool that he was not harmed by the pole, proceeded to destroy Naruto (who called him a name while they were all bickering) with a massive Falcon Punch.

The Chef · « **Reply #1802 on:** July 20, 2008, 10:21:16 AM »

The Falcon Punch was so massive and powerful, it caused a dimensional rift, and thus the story was reborn as an Elseworlds story featuring a Nintendo/DC amalgmation (Mario is Superman, DK is Batman, Link is the Green Arrow, Pit is Hawkman, Kirby is the Martian Manhunter, Pokemon are the Green Lantern Corps, Samus is Wonder Woman, Star Fox are the Blackhawks, etc.).

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1803 on:** July 20, 2008, 11:39:49 AM »

Supermario, Batkong, Martian Puffhunter, Green Lightarrow, Angelman, Yellow Lantern (Pikachu), Wonder Samus and Blackfox all set off to destroy "Rex" Luther (AKA Bowser), who had decided to take over the world!

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #1804 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:01:47 PM »

But, everyone stopped when Wart asked "Who am I?"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1805 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:49:58 PM »

Before Wart could figure out who he was, Batkong flew down and took him to jail.

The Chef · « **Reply #1806 on:** July 20, 2008, 08:51:17 PM »

Where the writers reminded Wart that he was either supposed to be Metallo or General Zod, and couldn't make up their minds.

hydrakiller4000 · « **Reply #1807 on:** July 20, 2008, 09:16:15 PM »

Everyone was confused, so that green alien guy who drives the Wild Mongoose from F-Zero decided to join the next Super Smash Bros. with his signature attack, Mongoose Spin!

The Chef · « **Reply #1808 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:18:04 AM »

But that didn't happen because it had nothing to do with the story, so Rex Luthor began to initiate his world-conquering plot, which was...

Jman · « **Reply #1809 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:02:16 AM »

Shutting down every Starbucks in the greater county area...evil.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1810 on:** July 21, 2008, 12:57:13 PM »

"Oh, this is horrible," said Blackfox, who was cruising in to the drive-through of Starbucks in his Arwing.

The Chef · « **Reply #1811 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:58:47 PM »

Meanwhile, Batkong was in the Kongcave (lol) trying to figure out what kind of technology Rex used to pull off such a stunt, then...

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #1812 on:** July 21, 2008, 02:13:55 PM »

... all of the power in the city (which is powered by a human-like machine) went out because it didn't want to drive to... Dunkin Donuts.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1813 on:** July 21, 2008, 02:44:05 PM »

Then Naruto (who is now known as Narobin, Batkong's sidekick) popped out of his grave, summoned the Demon Fox's Chakra, and used it to power the city and threaten Rex Luthor into re-opening Starbucks.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1814 on:** July 21, 2008, 04:33:27 PM »

"Give me a break," said Batkong, who was extremely frustrated that Naruto was his sidekick and not Diddy Kong (who is almost always his sidekick).