So I just finished reading the last 5 pages of this thread. A lot of it was tl;dr, but from what I gathered CTOAN went from delusional kid to lolcow. Despite the laughs, it's still quite sad to see someone mislead through life like he was. I mean, what kind of envoirenment does he live in where it's ok for people to beat up gays for being gay? And apparantly being a bully gets you girls? Maybe in the animal kingdom, but only the hawt shallow girls want a large strong guy because it helps them feel better.
Oh well, he's gone now and became an hero, to be remembered with the likes of Nintendo Bros and Game Over. I just wish I was able to post the fail the internets picture while the battle was raging. It would've been way more hilarious.
(Also, if any of those preceding words confuse you, look them up on Lurkmoar or Dramatica)