I can't believe I'm saying this, seeing as how bread isn't really my scene, y'know, my fla-vah, but I don't think there's much more to add to the "gay" discussion and we should instead be focusing on the vital importance of what bread Deezer feeds us. Or feeds BirdPerson, I should say, since he's the one that said that Deezer is feeding him something at the beginning of this topic.
I guess I'll say white, even though I don't care for bread much at all. and it doesn't have the word "wheat" in it, which has become my archnemesis over the years.