How about a dozen "classic" quotes...
[2005.05.25 00:45:25] Boo_pinguin: I meet a nice girl in other world
[2005.05.25 00:45:29] Boo_pinguin: not in Tmk
[2005.05.25 00:45:36] Calculator: The other world... Heh.
[2005.05.25 00:45:43] Boo_pinguin: the other world
[2005.05.25 00:45:49] Boo_pinguin: like outworld
[2005.05.25 00:45:53] Boo_pinguin: Mortal Kombat yeah!
[2005.05.25 23:14:24] Boo_pinguin: When Link gets Drunk
[2005.05.25 23:14:27] Boo_pinguin: Do you imagine
[2005.05.25 23:14:31] Boo_pinguin: Zelda Drunk
[2005.05.25 23:14:32] Chupperson: I don't imagine
[2005.05.25 23:14:58] Boo_pinguin: Zelda VII : Link gets drunk in japan
[2005.05.25 23:15:02] Boo_pinguin: cool name for a game
[2005.05.25 23:45:58] Boo_pinguin: I'm lost
[2005.05.25 23:46:04] Boo_pinguin: in the jungle
[2005.05.25 23:46:23] Lizard_Dude: Which jungle?
[2005.05.25 23:46:41] Boo_pinguin: the jungle of Pitfall from Atari2600
[2005.05.26 01:47:12] Boo_pinguin: my password is this:
[2005.05.26 01:47:16] Boo_pinguin: stolen
[2005.05.26 01:47:23] Boo_pinguin: yeah , try it if you want
[2005.05.26 01:47:53] Boo_pinguin: you can reply all my mail bag
[2005.05.26 01:48:18] Luigison: That sound like my kind of grammer.
[2005.05.26 01:48:56] Vidgmchtr: Grammer? That a food?
[2005.05.26 01:49:39] Boo_pinguin: Grammer?
[2005.05.26 01:49:44] Boo_pinguin: its a kind of duck?
[2005.05.31 00:50:11] Lizard_Dude: Boo_pinguin, tell me a history
[2005.05.31 00:50:15] Boo_pinguin: mmm
[2005.05.31 00:50:18] Boo_pinguin: About dead babys?
[2005.05.31 00:50:45] Boo_pinguin: Yeah...well
[2005.05.31 00:51:00] Boo_pinguin: The other day I saw a death baby on the sidewalk
[2005.05.31 00:51:08] Boo_pinguin: a rat cames from the garbage and...
[2005.05.31 00:51:17] Boo_pinguin: eat his foot
[2005.05.31 00:51:25] Boo_pinguin: and the baby wake up
[2005.05.31 00:51:27] Boo_pinguin: and say
[2005.05.31 00:51:39] Boo_pinguin: Don't eat my foot!
[2005.05.31 01:46:13] Boo_pinguin: Friends it's not for me
[2005.05.31 01:46:24] Boo_pinguin: I watch some educacional stuff like Seinfeld
[2005.06.02 02:01:52] EclipsedMoon: I walked in the kitchen, what did I see?
[2005.06.02 02:02:01] EclipsedMoon: A chocolate cake, waiting for me.
[2005.06.02 02:02:10] Boo_pinguin: That remind me American Pie
[2005.06.03 00:21:46] Boo_pinguin: Hi adam
[2005.06.03 00:21:53] King_Boo: hello
[2005.06.03 00:22:21] King_Boo: now 17 other people know my name
[2005.06.03 00:23:19] Boo_pinguin: O_O
[2005.06.03 00:23:25] Boo_pinguin: that's not your name
[2005.06.03 00:23:36] Boo_pinguin: Your name is chewie
[2005.07.27 00:53:09] sss: bloody connection
[2005.07.27 00:53:14] sss: heh
[2005.07.27 00:53:51] Boo_pinguin: bloodly connection?
[2005.07.27 00:54:03] Chupperson: he means his connection is bad
[2005.07.27 00:54:04] Boo_pinguin: spreads blood everywhere?
[2005.07.27 00:54:32] Boo_pinguin: but , let me think...modem spreads blood...sounds cool
[2005.07.29 01:02:08] Deezer: lal
[2005.07.29 01:03:42] Boo_pinguin: LALA?
[2005.07.29 01:03:47] Boo_pinguin: You make wanna LALA?
[2005.07.29 01:05:09] Boo_pinguin: Ashley simpson singing SMB songs!
[2005.07.29 01:55:39] Boo_pinguin: why when I wanna download some crack stuff for a soft , the site is full with porn banners????
[2005.07.29 01:55:52] Boo_pinguin: my mother look into the monitor man!
[2005.07.29 01:56:04] Chupperson: :|
[2005.07.29 01:56:13] Boo_pinguin: doesnt happen to you?
[2005.07.29 01:56:24] MegaByte-away: Adblock
[2005.07.29 01:56:34] Boo_pinguin: O_O
[2005.07.29 01:56:38] Boo_pinguin: New technologies!
[2005.07.29 01:56:43] Chupperson: not very new
[2005.07.29 01:57:10] Boo_pinguin: but the websites have the banners , this not pop-ups , or adds
[2005.07.29 01:57:26] Chupperson: you can block the banners
[2005.07.29 01:57:40] Boo_pinguin: really?
[2005.07.29 01:57:46] Chupperson: yes
[2005.07.29 01:57:52] Boo_pinguin: no more man-with-man porn?
[2005.07.29 01:58:31] Boo_pinguin: I hate those
[2005.07.29 01:59:00] Boo_pinguin: I hate all the banners
[2005.07.29 01:59:21] Boo_pinguin: I hate INTERNET!
[2005.07.29 01:59:25] Boo_pinguin: I HATE COMPUTERS!
[2005.07.29 02:07:28] * Boo_pinguin says : MY friend Kikaroke dies
[2005.07.29 02:07:51] Boo_pinguin: My friend Kikaroke is a (or was) an Apple in my fridge
[2005.07.29 02:08:11] Chupperson: did you eat it?
[2005.07.29 02:08:17] Boo_pinguin: and someone steal from me
[2005.07.29 02:08:22] Boo_pinguin: noh , someone eat my apple
[2005.07.29 02:08:27] Chupperson: aw
[2005.07.29 02:08:43] Boo_pinguin: I must find the guiltys
[2005.07.29 02:08:57] Boo_pinguin: Do you put names to the food?
[2005.07.29 02:09:07] Boo_pinguin: Like this is my cereal , his name is Alfred