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General Chat / Fun Battle

« on: September 14, 2003, 09:50:14 PM »

Hey! I have an idea! Let's play a game! It will be like a big battle where you type in attacks and stuff. I'll start off. Who wants to be on my army? Who wants to be against my army?

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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General Chat / Instant Messager

« on: September 13, 2003, 11:47:57 PM »

Who here has an Instant Messager? I have AIM. If you have it, then post your screen name here, and then everyone can talk on the Insant Messager! My screen names are:

Meowrik
Captain Hawaii5

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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Site Discussion / Motion to Ban Jon Part 2

« on: September 13, 2003, 11:31:31 PM »

Ok. I defended Jon at one point in the past, but he is much more fiendish now-a-days. Ok here are reasons, whether they are current or not current.

1. Extreme Spamming. Back a few weeks ago, he was spamming the living daylights out of the forums. He may not do it much anymore, but he still broke a rule a lot.

2. Flaming. Jon constantly continues the ongoing argument between him and Trainman while Trainman continues to try and stop it. This is getting annoying as Jon then points the blame on Trainman then Trainman gets mad and tells Jon to stop. Jon then posts another flamable message and causes Trainman to tell Jon to stop. Besides flaming Trainman, he also flames about TMK. THis is a definate no-no. He insists that the website is inferior and continues to flame TMK.

3. Personal Information Revealing. Jon revealed personal information without permission. On this thread, he posted me and Trainman's ages. (Note: Incorrectly too. I'm 15 not 13.) Even if I revealed my ae there, he is in no place to give out my personal information at will.

These are reasons enough to ban someone. Jon must be banned and immediate action must be taken. If he is banned, much peace will return to the Fungi Forums. I urge you all to vote yes on the Banning of Jon.

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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General Chat / Politics

« on: September 13, 2003, 09:20:50 PM »

Here is where we can all debate over Political Topics! I was in Debate Club for two years so I'm experienced in this. Let's see...
I am a conservative Republican, and I think Bush is one of our Greater Presidents. Of course though, Ronald Reagan was probably the best president we ever had except maybe for Wahsington or Lincoln. I don't like the French. And I've always disliked them even before they refused to aid us against Iraq. They always have disliked America, and are really disgusting ignorant people. They rarely bathe first of all. They don't wear much deoderant either. That's pretty nasty. Anyway, French Fries. They were created in Belgium. They're called French Fries because they are Fried French style. There is a stile of Frying called French Frying. It's just throwing the stuff into oil and frying it. So really, I call them either just Fries, but more often I call them Frozen Fries since they're always frozen before they are fried. Anyway, we had to go into Iraq because if we didn't they'd eventually have done something drastic and attacked America.

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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General Chat / Meowrio LIVE

« on: September 11, 2003, 04:44:34 PM »

Hey hey! I'm taking on the role of Lizard Dude! Soon, in a few months, I will be in a talent show! I signed up for it, and my act will be me and my friend Chris playing a Nintendo song medley! I play the French Horn, and he plays Alto Saxophone. I'll keep you posted on what's new. Maybe I'll get a video and send it in like Lizard Dude did!

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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General Chat / Solar Mario!

« on: September 09, 2003, 07:03:28 PM »

I apologise if this is considered spam or bad advertising, but if y'all want to, check out our website! It's http://solarmario.com
Wheel_Kirby designed it, and I work there. It has a message board you can join also, but some of the site is still under construction. See if ya' like it! ;  )

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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General Chat / U.S. Open

« on: September 02, 2003, 09:26:59 PM »

Who here likes Tennis? I love it! I play it! Now, not to blow one's own horn, but I have been told I'm pretty good. Who has been watching the U.S. Open? I've watched it everyday! It's great! My three favorite players are: Andy Rod****, Andre Agassi, and James Blake. Sadly, James Blake lost his match in the 3rd round I believe. : (
Oh well. Andre Agassi and Andry Rod**** are still in there.

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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General Chat / Frogs, Skunks, Rats! Alright!

« on: September 01, 2003, 12:26:59 AM »

It's-a me! Meowrio! Frogs are my favorite animal. Skunks are my second favorite. Rats are my third favorite. Those are odd choices you say? Well why do you say that? Here's my reasoning...
Frogs: Alright! Frogs are the coolest and cutest animals on Earth! THey are the best! THey jump so well, and they can be poisonous, or have super long tongues, the list goes on and on!

Skunks: Skunks are also incredibly adorable and cool! They're like cats except furrier. And don't just think they're limited to black and white either. THey come in a variety of colors! Cinnamaon, All white, Dalmation, Fawn, Sable, Champagne, Brown, and many others. Then there's the smell part! That's so cool! THat's gotta be like the coolest defense any animal has!! To be able to ward off foes by shooting an oily yellow liquid at them that makes them stink for weeks.

Rats: Rats are yet again, cute and cool. I don't care how many people think they're disgusting. They're just so cute with their big ears and tickling whiskers. Like skunks, they come in a variety of colors. There's a difference between pet rats and sewer rats in case you're discriminatory against rats. There's actually a club for them just like the AKC is for dogs. I have a pet rat!

Well? What do you think? Like them? hate them? I wanna know what everyone here thinks about Frogs, Skunks, and/or rats. Let me know!

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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Fan Creations / Deezer Stories

« on: August 29, 2003, 11:48:04 PM »

I'm gonna start writing a bunch of small stories about Deezer as parodies of video games. Ie: Super Deezer brothers. That's today's episodes! Check back for new stories!

Today's Episode: Super Deezer Bros.

 It was a peaceful day in The Mushroom Kingdom, under the ruling of Princess Sapphira. Her trusty assistant Watoad alerted her that the evil king of Koopas, King Laternus was making his way to her castle. Princess Sapphira immediately called for the Super Deezer Bros. Unfortunately, before they could arrive, King Laternus kidnapped Princess Sapphira and trapped her Mushroom Retainers in seven castles. The Super Deezer Bros arrived, Deezer Deezer and David Dayton Deezer. They noticed that the castle was empty and decided to set out and look for the Princess. When they got outside, they saw Goombas and Koopa Troopas patrolling outside. They decided to follow these troops in hopes of finding the castle that Princess Sapphira was in. They fought through a small clearing until they reached a small castle. At the top of a staircase of blocks, they jumped into the flag and took it down, liberated the castle, and put up their flag. They saw a warp pipe, and hopped inside. Underground, theymade their way through a maze of blocks and enemies. Finally they found themselves above ground again. They made their way to another castle and repeated their actions at the ;last. They then found themselves on a variety of platforms floating above an endless pit. Cautiously, they made their way across avoiding enemies, until they reached a large castle. They went inside, only to find pools of lava, wands of fire, and firebals shooting at them from nowhere. They bravely made it to the end of the castle and found King Laternus. "So you're here! We're the Deezer Brothers and we're here to rescue the Princess!" exclaimed Deezer. King Laternus responded with" Well, if you want to see your prescious Princess, you'll have to get past me, you puny plumbers!" They began fighting, only to realise that they had no way of damaging the Koopa King. "Deezer! I see something ahead!" yelled David Dayton. "It looks like an axe of some sort." "Well, let's chop down this bridge and fast!" said Deezer. They ran past King Laternus and chopped down the rope, plummeting him into the lava below. THey rushed over to find someone in a bag. Sadly, it wasn't the Princess. It was one of her Mushroom Retainers. "I am sorry, but our Princess is in another castle! THat was not the real King Laternus. It was simply a Goomba in disguise." "Mama-mia! How're we gonna find the real one?" said Deezer. "You'll need to get to the last one in the farthest portion of this kingdom. There you will find him." "Thank you." said David Dayton. They set out and valientlly fought through many castles. Through sea, and underground, or above ground fighting many enemies such as Bullet Bills, and Hammer Brothers. They finally reached the final castle where King Laternus was. They both grabbed Super Mushrooms the land before so they were in their forms now. They made their way through a maze and reached King Laternus. "You dare challenge me? Well, then your quest ends here." King Laternus yelled.
"We're gonna finish you just like we did with all your clones!" roared Deezer. They began fighting, but suddenly King Laternus started throwing Hammers and shooting Fireballs all at the same time. Super David Dayton was hit and shrunk down to regular David Dayton, and tried to run under and chop the the rope like always. This time there was no rope. "Uh, Deezer...problem. There's no rope or axe." "What?! Now what are we gonna do?" "Bwa ha ha! Now feel my wrath you stupid humans!" Suddeny, Super Deezer jumped to avoid a hammer and hit his head on a floating block. A Fire Flower sprouted out, and Super Deezer grabbed it becoming Fiery Deezer! "Your time is up Laternus!" He shot five fireballs at King Laternus causing him to fall over and into the lava. "Alright! We did it bro!" shouted David Dayton! They walked to the final room and there they found Princess Sapphira in a cage. They freed her, and she gave a Mushroom to David Dayton so he could turn into upr David Dayton again. "Thank you for saving me! Now try a more difficult quest!" she said. "What?!!" they both shouted. Princess Sapphira said "Just joking. Ha! But thank you for saving me! You truly are the Super Deezer Brothers!" And with that they left the castle and returned home to return to peace...

              The End



Keep an eye on here for my next stories! I'll make a new one every few days. until then, Arrivadercci!

My cause is worthy. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of darkness.*Eats slice of pizza* Virtue is what you must achieve. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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Mario Chat / Meowrio's Super Smash Bros. Characters

« on: August 25, 2003, 09:27:41 PM »

Hiya! It's-a me! Meowrio! I've dcided to put up a little section for my character ideas for Super Smash Bros. games. I'm making this so you people can comment on my ideas as if it were fan fic or something of that matter. If you wanna post your ideas then put them in the other thread because this one is for commenting on my ideas.

Here's the current list I've made!

 Wario- He could be a very strong but slow character.

 B: Suck In- He could suck people over like in Wario World. You can hold it in for 5 seconds then it stops.
 B: Wario Attack- He just runs forward as long as you hold down B.
 Down B: Ground Pound- He could use the Ground Pound attack. He launches himself into the air and comes down quickly.
 Up B- He could use that super tornado jump that he had in one of the GBA games

 King Dedede- He could be heavy and strong, and be able to fly like Kirby.

 B: Hammer Attack- Pretty staight forward. He smashes his hammer in front of him.
 Smash B: Tackle- That attack he uses in every game. He simply runs into the perosn causing medium damage.
 Down B: Suck Up- He will suck in characters at close range, but he cannot copy. Just spit out to cause damage.
Up B: High Jump- He could use that high jump that he uses in most Kirby games too.

 Mallow- He'd be light and fast, but he jumps pretty low.

 B: Froggy Stick- Uses the Froggy Stick, and can be used quickly and repeadtately if B is pressed rapidly.
 Smash B: Thunderbolt- Uses his Thunderbolt. It strikes a few feet in front of him causing somewhat large amount of damge. Unfortunately, if Mallow is hit during this procedure, the attack fails.
 Down B: HP Rain- As you hold this in, he very slowly regains health but will stop if hit.
 Up B: Shocker- He uses Shocker underneath him which propels him into the air, while striking foes underneath.

Banjo/Kazooie- They could be heavy but strong.

 B: Rat-a-tat-tat- Kazooie just pecks them several times. Close range attack that causes little damage but is very quick.
 Smash B: Talon Trot- Banjo gets on Kazooie's back and uses Talon trot. This makes them faster, and you can attack while using it with A which will cause Kazooie to peck foes. If hit, they will fall down and revert back to Banjo walking.
 Down B: Bill drill- Strong attack that makes you go down fast and drill into the enemy with Kazooie's beak.
 Up B: Shock Jump- Makes you use a Shock Jump. You go high in the air, but it doesn't harm enemies though.

Meta Knight- A light but powerful character.

 B: Sword Swipe- His trusty Blade attack. If you continually press it, he attacks in a quick barage of stabs like in Kirby Super Star. If you have 0% Helth then he shoots his sword like Kirby or Link can in older games.
 Smash B: Dash Attack- The running Dash sword attack. More powerful than the regular. If you hold it in longer, it becomes more powerful.
 Down B: Sword Whirl. Sends him spinning with his sword pointing out at a high speed that slashes enemies at close range. Similar to Ice Climber's Smash B attack.
 Up B: Upward Thrust. His upward striking sword attack. It send him flying upward when he does it, and will damage any foes above.

 Boshi- He could be like a stronger, faster version of Yoshi, but jumps very low and falls quickly.

 B: Tongue Lash- Rather than eating the person, he will simply smack them with it.
 Smash B: Fireball- Boshi will shoot those 3 fireballs that Yoshis shoot when they spit out a red koopa shell.
 Down B: Yoshi's Cookie- He takes out a Yoshi's cookie which can be thrown if the throw button is pressed, or eaten if A is pressed.
 Up B: Boshi Bomb.(Sometimes Yoshis' ground pounds are called "Yoshi Bomb" Note: That was what it was called in SSBM)- This will send Boshi flying into the air, and if Up+B is pressed again afterwards, he will actually crash downward and perform the Ground Pound. If not, you can use it as a third jump.

 Lady Bow- Fast but very slow character. She can fly with her jumps like Kirby but her attacks aren't very strong.

 B: Scare- A close range attack that gets more powerful as you charge it up by holding B.
 Smash B: Fan Smack- Not very powerful, but if you continuouslly press "Smash B" she keeps doing so and racks up damage.
 Down B: Vanish- She stays invisable and invulnerable for 5 seconds or until you let go of Down and B.
 Up B: Teleport- Like Mewtwo's teleport, this is a long range recovery attack that does no damage.


Well everyone, what do you think? Like them? Hate them? Tell me! I'll keep coming up with more so keep posted!

My cause is worthy. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of darkness.*Eats slice of pizza* Virtue is what you must achieve. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

Edited by - Meowrio on 8/26/2003 7:24:51 PM

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General Chat / I am truly sorry.

« on: August 22, 2003, 10:10:09 PM »

I apologise for all the threads I made asking people to go into the chatroom. It is against the rules and I broke them. And also, do not blame Jon for this spam. I was the one who made it. Not Jon. If you're going to blame someone, blame me. I will no longer spam and I am asking all moderators to delete ALL of my Chatroom threads. It is for the good of the Fungi Forums, so I ask you to do it. I am terribly sorry for my actions and I am not gonna spam with the chatroom EVER again. I will just stick with my job as the Awards Guy. Until then, Arrivadercci!

My cause is worthy. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of darkness.*Eats slice of pizza* Virtue is what you must achieve. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

Edited by - Meowrio on 8/22/2003 9:19:55 PM

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General Chat / Calling All Moderators!

« on: August 22, 2003, 12:09:18 AM »

I know by now, our requesting that people going into the chatroom is getting very annoying y now. I apologise for that. This is the last thread I will post about it. Anyway, here is what I've created this thread for. Any and all moderators of TMK are able to become moderators in the chatroom. We request that you do because the sooner you do, the sooner I'll stop asking for you to do so. It will only take a bout 2 min. Now go in because I'm growing tired of following you moderators in other threads to tell you to join to no avail. *Sneers at Deezer, Sapphira, and Chupperson Weird* Anyway, again I apologise for all the Chatroom Related comments scattered about the Fungi Forums.

My cause is worthy. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of darkness.*Eats slice of pizza* Virtue is what you must achieve. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

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Site Discussion / TMK Chatroom

« on: August 19, 2003, 10:38:45 PM »

The TMK Chatroom is doing very well. There is one problem though...Lack of users! Please! Go enjoy a pleasurable experience and head to the TMK Chatroom! It is located at:
   http://geocities.com/mariotendo/tmkchatroom.html

We''re the Mario Bros. and plumbing''s our game! We''re not like the others who get all the fame! If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double! We''re faster than the others, you''ll be hooked on the brothers!

My cause is worthy. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of darkness.*Eats slice of pizza* Virtue is what you must achieve. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!

Edited by - Meowrio on 8/19/2003 9:49:51 PM

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General Chat / The ADVANCED Results are in!!!

« on: August 17, 2003, 11:06:38 PM »

The votes have been tallied and the ADVANCED Poster Awards are in! Here are the winners!

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Nicest Poster:  Sapphira

 With a kind personality, Sapphira won this award! Now we all know who to look for when having a bad day!
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Meanest Poster:   Marioguy

 As the meanest poster, Marioguy has a bad personality and an attitude to boot. Stear clear of him if you're the nice type!
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Smartest Poster:   Insane Steve

 He may be insane but he's a genius! Insane Steve here has proven himself worthy of this award with long hard work of answering questions.
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Dumbest Poster:  uvg

 Certainlly not something to be proud of, uvg has proven to be either very lazy or not good at answering things.
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Weirdest Poster:  Jon

 Depending on how you look at it, this is a good or bad award. Jon's many strange expressions and bizarre stories led him up to becoming the Weird Creme of the Crop!
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Most Mature Poster:   Black Mage

 Black Mage....a noble name for a noble poster. His maturity is unsurpassed and he keeps it that way. Thou' art thy pinnacle of maturity!
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Least Mature Poster:   Jon

 Jon's constant yays and weird personality ensured him the Least Mature. But then again, there's nothing wrong with acting young, is there...?
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Funniest Poster:   Lizard Dude

 Despite his piano skills, Lizard Dude has a sense of humor that cannot be matched. GO find one of his amusing stories or posts and you'll be "rolling on the floor laughing your head off."
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Most Annoying Poster:   Jon

 Jon may be weird and immature and a bit annoying, but he created the chatroom! Ingenius! Annoyance can be a curse or a blessing. Whichever way suits you.
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Samurai Pizza Cat:   Meowrio

 With a Katana in one hand, a slice of Pizza in the other, with a catty personality, Meowrio is truly a Samurai Pizza Cat! (Confused yet?)
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Best Signature:  Lizard Dude

 Thinking up a great signature can be hard, but Lizard Dude was blessed with the great idea for his! Haven't read it yet? Go read it! NOW!
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Worst Grammar/Spelling: uvg

 kongradyoolashuns to uvg for wining the wirst speling aword.
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Best Grammar/Spelling:  Saphirra

 Sapphira has poven she is not lazy with her excellent spelling and grammar. Spelling and grammar are an incriminatinglly useful way to appear sincere! Try it out! You might like it over internet lingo and people will understand you once more!
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Most Amiable:    Marionut#1

 What is amiable you say? The ability to interract well with others. In other words, he gets along well with everyone. If you're a newbie, talk to him and you'll be all set.
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Yayest Poster:   Jon

Yay! Jon yay is yay the Yayest Poster! Yay! Yay! Yayayayayay!!!!
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Meowiest Poster:  Meowrio

 Meowrio. I think when you see his name, you think, "Yep! He's definately winning Meowiest Poster." Now go listen to the Meow Mix song to get into the feeling.
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Best Name:  Chupperson Weird

 Chuppserson Weird. What a weird name. What a cool name! Chupperson Weird, you have a great name! Um....Sorry. I couldn't come up with any witty remarks for this award.
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Coolest Poster-  Maestro

 Maestro's a real cool cat. Swingin'! Real hip daddio. When you're this slick, grease can't keep up with you. He's so cool, that he was banned from Chili's. (Bad joke. Oh well.)
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Most Helpful Poster- Maestro

 Maestro will always be there for you! He's willing to lend a helping hand. If you are experiencing minor technical difficulties, he's the guy to turn to.
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Best Newbie-  Meowrio

 Who says all newbies are bad? Most just post and leave in a week anyway. Meowrio on the other hand is here to stay. Who knows. Maybe in years to come he'll win Best Veteran...
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Best Veteran-  Fifth

 Fifth has been around a long time. He hopefully looks like he'll be around for even longer. And so be it. Maybe he shall inherit TMK one day...
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And presenting!!! The Deezer Award!
 Winner!!!: Deezer!
The Deezer Award is presented to the utmost highest ranked member of TMK. And of course when we think of the greatest honored person here, we think of Deezer. A Legend. No, a god! We worship Deezer! Congratulations Deezer!

Congratulations to all the winners! And luck to you all until the next ADVANCED Poster Awards. And when will that be? Who knows. Keep your eyes peeled!

               Arrivadercci!





We''re the Mario Bros. and plumbing''s our game! We''re not like the others who get all the fame! If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double! We''re faster than the others, you''ll be hooked on the brothers!

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Mario Chat / Only one more day!

« on: August 17, 2003, 11:50:16 AM »

There's only one more day until the ADVANCED Poster Awards are closed. It ends tomorrow, Monday, August 18th, as of 12:00AM. Now go get those last minute votes in!

We''re the Mario Bros. and plumbing''s our game! We''re not like the others who get all the fame! If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double! We''re faster than the others, you''ll be hooked on the brothers!