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The information I am about to present is not new to me. It is new to you. But I feel you should all know. It concerns us all.
Watoad has a clone.
Upon my travels I occasionally encounter a being physically identical to Watoad. I knew him much before I knew TMK. He has been a friend of my brother's for many years. He is wholly unremarkable. Wholly unremarkable, that is, unless you know Watoad. They look exactly the same. They sound exactly the same. They act the same, have the same personality, and have the same sense of humor. They both now have the same haircut. It frightens me. It should frighten you.
I post this on the current date because he called me just now. It reminded me to do so. I occasionally work for him, searching through newspaper archives from 1940-1950 and recording all births, deaths, marriages, and divorces. I do this to help him with his Boy Scout Eagle project.
He feeds his workers pizza.
I work there tomorrow.
Somebody help me.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€