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Chapter 6: Battle
Watoad looked worried. "Deezer hasn't been back for hours now," he said, looking up the flight of stairs. "And, to top it all off, all stairways have been blocked. We can't get up to help Deezer and Chupperson." A nurse came in, cradling what appeared to be a platter with a huge steak on it. "Steak?" inquired the nurse. It then hit Watoad. "Wait a minute," he said, scratching his chin. "That was in Eng--" She lifted up part of the steak to reveal a butcher knife! Holding it in front of her, she smiled in a creepy, distorted way. "My name is Ruby," she exclaimed, surprising Boomstix, who was sleeping. "I wish that my enemies were dead," She went into a throwing stance, moving her target from Luigi #98, to Lizard Dude, then settling for Sapphira. "And I ALWAYS get my wishes." Ruby threw the knife, but Sapphira ducked. It tore the pillows behind her. "Fine then," Ruby bellowed, rushing at Sapphira, "I guess I'll have to take you head on!" She executed a roundhouse punch, but missed and when she realised that, she had a face full of bed. Sapphira scrambled backwards, but Ruby used a Tornado Kick to knock her through the tape that barred off the stairway! "Goodbye, Sapphira." Ruby said, backflipping through the window and into the waiting arms of Giga! "Now, Giga," she said, "Take me down to the ground, and call reinforcements." The door burst open, and MEGABYTE, rather than rushing at the newcomers, stayed put. "Who are you?" he bellowed, standing in a combat pose. It was Sadib! "Hello," he boasted, strutting towards MEGABYTE. "I suppose you don't know the odds?" MEGABYTE, sensing danger, decided to take a defensive pose against Sadib. "Chupperson is going to die, Deezer is already there, Luigi Simpson was gone long ago and Luigison doesn't stand a chance against the Elite Koopa warriors, but you still insist on fighting me?" MEGABYTE's only answer was a swift kick to the stomach. Sadib was sent wheezing onto the floor. "You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sadib," MEGABYTE said, advancing on Sadib.
Mario and Luigison were in a grave situation. Not only were they in a castle that was set to explode in mere seconds, but there was no way out. All there was was the hole that Kamek escaped from. Reezed was still in a heap on the floor, unable to move. "At least Reezed will be gone, right?" Luigison looked for a positive side to their situation, but Mario remained quiet. He pulled out the only item he had left- a 1-UP Mushroom. "Listen carefully. I need you to go over there." Mario beckoned to the other side of the bridge. Luigison walked over to where Reezed was. "I've got an idea," he said. He threw the 1-UP Mushroom up in the air. Luigison, however, heard a faint noise. Ticking. Of a clock. The explosives.
Well, you don't have to be a genius to figure out what happened next.
BOOM!
The flames enveloped Mario, but for some reason, Reezed and Luigison were unharmed. What Luigison saw shocked him. It was a portal. Taking a deep breath, he stepped through. Reezed, however, crawled through. It lead to the real world!
Peach was huddled in a corner. The fierce King Bowser Koopa was advancing on her. "Mario is about to die in- hmm... let's say- NOW!!" There was a faint explosion heard in the distance. Debris flew everywhere. "MARIO!!" screamed Peach. "Not even Luigi can help you now," he said, advancing, "And Yoshi is still on Yo'ster Isle." Toad used Stun Spore on the gigantic Koopa, but it merely bounced off his shell. "Now- I shall finally conquer the Mushroom Kingdom!" bellowed Bowser. His intimidating features had a weary sort of triumphant look- after losing all of these years, he had finally beaten the Mario Bros! "Don't even think about it," said a voice. Bowser turned around. "Reezed??" It did look like Reezed... "Not quite, Bowser." yelled Deezer, who kicked Bowser in the stomach. "How dare you challenge the King of all Koopas!" Bowser bellowed. He breathed fire at Deezer, who rolled out of the way. Deezer began to run around Bowser, who got very dizzy. Deezer, who wasn't feeling so good himself, grabbed Bowser by the tail, but couldn't swing him. "Dream on, kid," Bowser said, turning around and knocking Deezer into a wall. Suddenly, Bowser felt something grab him. "Wha--" It was II Piantissimo! Prince Peasley came rushing in on his flying gadget, and Yoshi flutter-jumped through the front door! "Grr..." mumbled Bowser, as he was tossed into a wall. Suddenly, he pulled out something red. A Power Flower! Upon letting it do its work, Bowser grew to 3 times his normal size, and fiery chains grew around his hands, feet and head! "Meet Ultimate Bowser!" Bowser yelled. Bowser hit the ground, which sent a fence of flame at Yoshi, who flutter-jumped over it. II Piantissimo tried to grab Bowser by the tail, but Bowser emitted a heat shield that gave him a rather nasty burn. "Follow me!" yelled Prince Peasley, who soared up into the air. Looking down on the ground, he realised that they didn't follow him. Yoshi shrugged. Bowser blew a huge flame at Peasley, who dropped to the ground, unconscious and burnt. Bowser blew another flame at Yoshi, but Yoshi swallowed it, and hit Bowser directly in the stomach with it. Bowser shrunk, but quickly delivered a Bodyslam attack to Yoshi, who was knocked out. Deezer, however, took a torch off the ceiling and hit Bowser with it! Bowser turned around, shocked. He did not notice that his hair was on fire- until Deezer pointed it out. "Aaah! Put me out!" Bowser ran straight out of the Castle, and jumped into his Clown Copter. He flew off. "So long, eh Bowser! That's what I call playing possum!" yelled Deezer. Peach, who was still in the corner, said "Wh-who are you?" Deezer walked over, and helped Peach up. "My name is Deezer," he said, smiling.
Will this be the end of Mario games as we know it? Will Bowser grow his hair back? And will Yoshi, Piantissimo and Peasley be okay? Will I not make a sarcastic comment at the end of this chapter? Darn, I already have! Anyway, find out the answers to the questions prior to my sarcastic comments in Chapter 7 of: Mario and TMK Unite!!
Chapter 7: Revival
It was a sad day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario had perished in the Bowser's Castle explosion, and only Yoshi and Deezer remained as a defense for Peach's Castle. "Today we mourn the loss of our close friend, Mario Mario..." Peach was crying non-stop, and Peasley put his arm around her shoulder to comfort her. Even Wario had a tear or two in his eyes. "...He died doing what he did best- fighting, not for himself, but for his kingdom, his land. He salute him." Deezer, however couldn't take this. He began to walk away from the chapel. "Deezer? Where are you going?" asked Peach. Deezer, without looking back, simply said "Out." Peach's eyes were wide. "Deezer- you can't fight Bowser on your own!" Deezer ignored her, and walked off. The ceremony was over, and everybody was walking away, sad. "Everybody! I need your attention!" yelled Peach. Everyone looked at Peach. "Deezer has gone off to fight Bowser- on his own." A murmur went through the crowd. "But what are we meant to do?" yelled Waluigi. Peach put on a strong face. "We fight back. This is what Mario would've done- and we are going to fight- for him. This kingdom has been terrorized long enough- it's time to show that nasty King Koopa what we're made of! Also, this is not just for the Mushroom Kingdom, but for everywhere else as well. Sarasaland, Beanbean, Nimbus Land- it's about time we kicked Bowser OUT!!" A large cheer spread through the crowd. "Meet me at Mushroom Peak at dawn- that is when we strike!"
Kamek was watching this through his crystal ball. "Oh, my!" he yelled. He sprinted up the halls of Bowser's real Castle to the King himself. "Bowser! The Mushroom Kingdom citizens are about to fight back!" Bowser smirked. "About time. I've always wanted to face them on an even playing field." Kamek replied "Yes, sir! Should I get the Magikoopas to attack Mushroom Peak?" Bowser smiled. "Send the whole force out. Oh, and I'd like it if you contacted Wart, Tatanga, Smithy, K. Rool and Donkey Kong Senior. It's time to bring the fight to new heights.
Queen Bean looked worried. "Remember the last time we went up against Bowser? The whole kingdom was almost destroyed!" Lady Lima patted Queen Bean on the back. "Don't worry. Sarasaland and The Mushroom Kingdom are fighting alongside us. Peach even managed to get the Diamond City citizens in on the deal. I just hope they don't think of getting Wart, Tatanga and Smithy in on the deal." Suddenly, Princess Peach came out of a Warp Pipe. "Say, Lady Lima..." Lima looked over at Peach, who was shocked that the Princess of the Mushrom Kingdom had come so abruptly. "Do you know what a 'telephone' is?" Lady Lima smiled. "Yes. It's some kind of voice-thing. You speak into it, and someone else speaks to you from the other end! It's from Earth- I think Mario and Luigi brought one each when they came here." Peach thought it was painful thinking about the Brothers, but she didn't show it. "Can I please use it?" Queen Bean looked confused. "Why do you want to use this 'telephone'?" Peach held up a piece of paper. It had all of the moderators and administrator's phone numbers on it! "Deezer dropped it," she said, holding up the piece of paper, "And I think these people can help us," she said, smiling.
Chupperson was on the roof. He was badly hurt, and was losing blood. Suddenly, he heard a weird ringing sound. It was his cellular phone. He picked it up. "Hello?" he asked weakly. "This is Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom. Is this Chupperson Weird?" Chupperson sat up. Princess Peach? FROM THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM?? 'Wow,' thought Chupperson, 'I didn't think my phone company would cover calls from other dimensions!' He cleared his throat, and said "Yes, this is Chupperson Weird. However, that's not my real name..." Peach let out a gasp. "So this 'telephone' does work!" Chupperson sighed. Obviously they didn't have many phones in the Mushroom Kingdom. "So... Princess, why are you calling?" Peach took a deep breath. 'If this is normal technology on Earth, then we must be ages behind them!' she thought. Chupperson was waiting for an answer. "Umm... Princess, you can just talk into it just like if you're talking to a person." Peach laughed. "Oh!" she said. Chupperson smiled. "Looks like you've gotten the hang of it!" he said. Peach stopped laughing. "I need you to come here to battle Bowser, and to help Deezer." Chupperson's eyes almost popped out of his eye sockets. Deezer was battling Bowser?!? "But- what about Mario? Why isn't he battling Bowser?" There was crying on the other end of the line. "...Peach?" Peach began to speak again. "Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying." said Chupperson. Peach spoke up, and said "I'll pick you up now." Chupperson's eyes were wide. "...How..?" But there was silence on the other end. Peach had hung up.
Chupperson managed to crawl down the stairs, where Sapphira, Watoad and everyone else was. However, some people were missing. "Chupperson! You're okay!" screamed MarlieMoo14. "A special guest is coming," Chupperson said. "I just need to patch myself up a bit." Suddenly, Peach appeared via Warp Whistle. "Time to go." she said. Next thing they knew, they were in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Bowser's gigantic castle loomed in front of Deezer. "Time to take Bowser out," he vowed. Sitting down on the rock, he assessed the last few days. He realised that his life was once normal, but that had all changed. He used to be taking care of a site that had 2000+ hits a day. Now, he was in a video game, going up against one of video-gaming's most dangerous villains ever. Suddenly, he heard scuttling. "Who's there?" he yelled, brandishing a stick. The short, stocky figure stepped out of the darkness. "It's-a me, Mario!"
How did Mario come back to life? Or is he just a ghost? And will Princess Peach ever understand telephones? And who will win in the war between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Koopa Kingdom? Find out in the next (Insert adjective here) chapter of Mario and TMK Unite!!
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
