Author Topic: What If?... (Read 16131 times)

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #60 on:** August 05, 2005, 08:44:13 PM »

Then I'd come go down in the sewers with them, eat pizza, and become the new Teenage Mutant Ninja...The Blue Toad! That would be nice.

What if Bowser just decided he didn't really WANT to be evil?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #61 on:** August 05, 2005, 09:47:04 PM »

Then Mario would have to find some crazy dude from off the streets to be the villian. And then the stocks and profits would fall.......

What if Bowser used the Star Rod to turn Mario into a goomba?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Glorb · « **Reply #62 on:** August 07, 2005, 08:03:25 AM »

Then Mario would be a goomba.

What if Mario was a Nazi?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

The Almighty Voice · « **Reply #63 on:** August 07, 2005, 09:07:15 AM »

Then the Mushroom Kingdom would be ruled by the fair Princess Hitler.

What if Mario had a little conciense named Jiminy Cricket?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #64 on:** August 07, 2005, 09:36:00 AM »

Then I'd smash the little bug.

What if there were NO SURVIVORS?

Glorb · « **Reply #65 on:** August 07, 2005, 11:06:23 AM »

Then there would be NO SURVIVORS.

What if all my answers weren't so literal?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

Edited by - Glorb on 8/7/2005 10:07:01 AM

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #66 on:** August 07, 2005, 11:15:20 AM »

Then they would be hypothetic.

What if Wario slept through all of his Game Boy adventures?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #67 on:** August 07, 2005, 11:16:20 AM »

Then it would turn into a very boring game.

What if I didn't just answer that?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

Glorb · « **Reply #68 on:** August 07, 2005, 02:49:05 PM »

Then I would.

What if I didn't ask this, but instead asked about the weather?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #69 on:** August 08, 2005, 12:54:37 AM »

Then I would hit you with a trout.

What if Mario was scared of everything except for Poison Mushrooms?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #70 on:** August 08, 2005, 10:42:24 AM »

He would eat one, and then he would die a horrible, painful death.

What if Toad yelled a chain chomp was going to eat him?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #71 on:** August 08, 2005, 11:27:35 AM »

Then he'd say, "Look, a chain chomp."

What if Mario had 1000000 brothers?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #72 on:** August 08, 2005, 03:16:23 PM »

Mario DID have 1000000 brothers, but they got so annoying that he killed them all! MuHAHA! But he obviously liked Luigi and only kept him alive (or Luigi went to the Groceries while MArio was on a killing spree and when he got back Mario turned over a new leaf, decided to never kill, and learn to live with Luigi).

What if you ran into Luigi while in the grocery store?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #73 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:14:47 PM »

Then I'd say, "Hey pal!"

What if you cought a Cheep-Cheep whilst fishing?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #74 on:** August 08, 2005, 07:21:12 PM »

Then a giant Bubba Cheep Cheep would come up and eat you.

What if Doki Doki Panic was never used as Super Mario 2?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.