Here’s what happen before that. Geno’s group was searching through the desert look for the Crystal Stars. Geno was using the Searcher 5000 Mario gave him. He wasn’t having much luck with it however.
Geno: I can’t believe this thing doesn’t pinpoint EXACTLY where it is.
Waluigi: Nothing is perfect. Except me.
Kazooie was about to say something.
Waluigi: Say an insult and you’ll be the next thing on the barbeque.
Kazooie decided not to take the chance.
Diddy: Hey wait, I see Kremlings up there.
Three Kremlings were digging to look for something. Their backs were turn on our heroes.
DK: I’ll handle it.
DK walked up to the Kremlings but they haven’t notice him yet. Then one of the Kremlings pulled both Crystal Stars.
Kremling 1: Yeah! This is how we do it!
Kremling 2: Cool, I smell a raise.
Kremling 3: I smell this stale, dry air.
DK tapped the Kremling with the Crystal Stars on the back.
Kremling 1: Yeah. We’ll give to Klus.
DK tapped him again.
Kremling 1: We’ll give them to Klus. Wait a Gnawty Beaver punching minute.
DK tapped him a third time.
Kremling 1: Look, I told we’ll give them to (turns around)
DK: Hello.
Kremling 1: IT’S DK. RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK punched out all three Kremlings and got the Crystal Stars.
Banjo: Way to go.
Waluigi: Now let’s leave.
Then all of a sudden, Shadow Luigi appeared.
Shadow Luigi: Give me the Crystal Stars.
Mallow: I’m thinking he’s the criminal.
DK: Well he’s not getting them.
Then, K.Rool appeared.
DK (sneering): K.Rool.
K.Rool: Hello there you stupid ape.
Waluigi (laughing): What’s with his eye? It looks like a permanent tick!
Then an army of Kremlings appeared and Waluigi stopped laughing.
Shadow Luigi: Give us the Crystal Stars.
Geno: Never
Soon the three super robots came in and stared deathly at their prey. They pointed to the Crystal Stars and did a give ‘em hand gesture.
Shadow Luigi: Back off! They’re ours.
Diddy: Great, it can’t get any worse than this.
Soon, Crump landed to the soon to be melee with dragon robot. It was the size of the dragon siblings.
Crump: Say hello to Robotail. Give ME the Crystal Stars and I will lower your pain level from fatal to harmful.
After, Geno gave the news to Mario and Crump said his line, Kazooie simply said:
Kazooie: I’ll see everyone here in Heaven.
Back at the castle, Mario and friends had to help them.
Yoshi: It can’t be. And we were all getting to know each other to.
Mario: We have to help them. Let’s go. (to Daisy) And think about it Daisy, Luigi didn’t do it.
Mario, Yoshi, & Wario ran off to help their friends. Meanwhile in the dungeon, a guard was on patrol. Then he heard a cry at a distance.
Luigi: Guard help!
The guard ran to the cell.
Guard: What is it?
Luigi showed the guard that Blooey was foaming at the mouth.
Guard: AH! What do we do?
Hayzee: I know what to do.
Hayzee went up to the guard and sang to him a lullaby. The guard fell asleep. Blooey stopped foaming.
Torque: Nice plan. Didn’t think Blooey could fake foaming either.
Blooey: I wasn’t faking.
Torque:…..
Luigi: Now let’s go.
Luigi took the guard’s keys and open the cellar.
They found another exit out of the castle so they wouldn’t get caught.
Blooey: Can I please go back in the dungeon, break the guard’s neck, and put his body under my bed?
Luigi: NO!
Blooey: AAWW!
An hour later, the gang was in the vast desert.
Luigi: Do you guys need any help with this heat?
Blooey: You like, threw me in lava. This is the North Pole compared to that.
Hayzee: My grandfather was a Pokey so maybe I can tolerate for awhile.
Torque: Heat never affects a Buzzy Beetle.
Jerry: Life is just a vast desert anyway, just wondering around trying to find the waters of joy only to die because the extreme heat of pain.
Torque: Okay, I’m pretty sure, seeing Luigi in bride’s gown probably wasn’t that scarring.
Luigi: Hang on I see people in the distance. And they look like they’re stumbling. I think they’re hurt.
He was right there were four people heading towards them. They were looking tired and defeated. But worse, Luigi recognized them.
Luigi: DK, Banjo, Geno, Diddy! What happened?
Banjo (weakly): A massacre.
Luigi: Where’s everybody else?
DK: Mario, Wario, and Yoshi went….to talk…..to Daisy. We were trying….to find the Crystal Stars…. We did….
Geno: But, a horrible fight started to………
Diddy: The others,…..Crump captured them….. He also got one of the…..Crystal Stars.
Banjo: Those three robots that we fought…..they got the other.
DK: The robots…..headed towards the town.
Jerry: The townsmen are doomed. And they don’t even know it.
Torque: Okay that is it! We have to save Sarasaland now.
Hayzee: Luigi, your team needs you as much as possible now.
Luigi: B-but…
Blooey: C’mon man, you did it before saving Princess Éclair. This wouldn’t be any different.
Luigi then gathered his courage.
Luigi: Okay, Let’s-a go.
An hour later, Luigi arrived back at town. Luigi and team let the beaten heroes rest at an inn. They began their search for the criminals.
Blooey: Where could they be? This is driving me insane.
Torque (sarcastically): You mean you aren’t yet?
Soon, a bunch of civilians were running. They were running away from something.
Dryite: Head for the hills! We’re not safe.
Luigi: Okay, this means we’re close. You guys still want to do this?
Torque: Of course. We’re with you until the end.
Jerry: Which won’t be very long from now. (sighs)
The heroes then saw three robots attacking the Luigi impersonator.
Blooey: I may not be very sane, but I have a feeling that’s your impersonator.
Hayzee: Yeah. And he looks beat up.
Shadow Luigi wasn’t doing so well fighting the robots. As a robot grabbed him and threw him into crates. Shadow Luigi was knocked out.
Jerry: Great. Now we have to fight them. Life’s just too unfair.
Luigi: Okay friends. One of them has the Crystal Star. Let’s attack all three of them.
The robots stood in fighting stance. Luigi pointed a finger at them.
Luigi: CHARGE!
Play Music: Luigi’s Mansion Final Battle
Jerry was against a robot all by himself.
Jerry: It’s because life is unfair.
The robot threw lightning at him but Jerry dodged it. Jerry went up to the robot with a flying kick but the robot blocked it. Jerry did a rolling kick but the robot dodged it.
Jerry: Stay still.
Hayzee and Torque were fighting another robot. Hayzee threw three shurikens but they just bounced off.
Hayzee: I don’t get it. I’ve sharpen them.
Torque tried to body slam the robot but the robot grabbed him and place Torque down on his back.
Torque: Uh, Hayzee, help a Koopa out.
The robot was about to stomp on Torque but Hayzee kicked the robot in the back of the head. This gave enough time for Torque to put himself right side up.
Torque: My turn!
Torque slammed into the robot. The robot went sailing but landed on his feet.
Torque: Quite the fighter.
Luigi and Blooey were facing off against the third robot. The robot threw a lighting bolt but the duo dodged it. Blooey flew towards the robot like a torpedo. The robot dodged it and Blooey went sailing into a bunch of crates.
Blooey: I’ll have your head for my revenge!
Luigi fired a fireball but it didn’t affect the robot.
Blooey: LET’S MAKE HIM BLEED!
Luigi: Don’t make me send you the nut house.
Blooey: But…. DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE US!
The robot fired another lighting strike and it struck Blooey.
Blooey (pleased tone): OHH yeah.
Luigi sweatdropped.
Jerry was still fighting the robot by himself. But he was getting irritated.
Jerry (peeved): Leave me alone.
The robot did a flying kick and Jerry went sailing.
Jerry: Why me? (more angry) I said stop.
The robot kicked a crate towards Jerry. Jerry dodged it with ease and he was now furious.
Jerry (madly): I SAID….
Jerry lit his fuse and ran toward the robot. Jerry and the robot exploded but only Jerry recovered.
Jerry (calmly): Quit it.
Jerry had to rest because of his explosion. Meanwhile Torque and Hayzee were still fighting another robot. Torque went bottom-side up again.
Jerry: It had to be this weakness. My species avoided being burn yet I still got this to suffer from.
The robot kicks Torque into a wall. This caused Torque to go back right side up.
Torque: Big mistake pal.
Hayzee did a rolling kick toward the robot. But the robot, grabbed Hayzee and threw him up in the air. Hayzee came back with a spinning kick and knock the robot over.
Torque: Now’s my chance.
Torque used the wench on his shell and started unbolting the robot’s screws with it. The robot threw Torque off of him. He then ran towards Hayzee but his body began to literally fall apart. Hayzee kick the head away.
Hayzee: That means the robot Luigi and Blooey are fighting has the Crystal Star.
The last robot was running out of options even though he defeated Blooey by tying his tentacles together.
Blooey: I will have your head, fiend!
Luigi fired more fire but they still didn’t affect the robot. The robot punched Luigi and he went sailing. Luigi was losing hope, but he had one more shot. He ran up to the robot.
Luigi: Enough is enough. Let’s see how you like lighting.
The robot ran towards Luigi. Both of them were charging at each other at full speed. Luigi used Thunderpalm to shock the robot. While the robot was still dazed, Luigi used a charged Green Missile and launched himself at his foe. The attack connects and the robot went sailing in a wall and exploded. Blooey managed to untie his tentacles. He then went up to the remaining of the robot, which was just its head, and took it.
Blooey: I told you I will have your head.
Hayzee: Yeah Luigi!
Torque: You did good.
Jerry: And we’re not even dead.
Luigi blushed an extreme red.
Luigi: Okay, now let’s find that Crystal Star.
?: Wait a moment.
They turned to find the Shadow Luigi limping over to them.
Blooey: That fiend. We must continue our killing spree.
Shadow Luigi: Wait, let me explain.
Shadow Luigi then began to melt away. In the end, it turned out to be Paintissimo. He was carrying Bowser Jr.’s original paintbrush.
Luigi: I don’t understand. What’s going on?
Paintissimo had something to tell them for them to understand.
Paintissimo it all started…..
Flashback to after Mario and Peach left Isle Defino. Paintissimo swam to a small island and found a discarded paintbrush. He picked it up and he turned into Shadow Luigi.
Paintissimo (voiceover): I just found the paintbrush on shore one day and picked it up. At the moment I was thinking about that red plumber guy and if he was taller and skinnier like you, Luigi. I, originally, didn’t want to cause any trouble.
Luigi (voiceover): So how this did came to be?
Another flashback, this time to Pianta Villiage. We see Paintissimo holding hands with a female, purple Pianta.
Paintissimo: I had fiancée named Pamela. We were so very much in love. We would always do something for the other. Until one day…..
Another flashback, this time Paintissimo and his bride-to-be were sailing on a boat during a peaceful nighttime. All of a sudden there was an attack. It turned out to be a giant Blooper. The Blooper started to wreck the ship with its swings. Paintissimo and Pamela got on one of the lifeboats. Paintissimo paddled as fast and as hard as he could. But the giant Blooper smashed the boat into pieces. What Paintissimo could remember next, was that it was the next day and he was washed up on shore. He tried to find his bride but couldn’t. Until he saw her palm tree that was suppose to be attached to her head. Paintissimo stood there sulking.
Paintissimo: I lost the love of my life. Until one day, this Koopa asked me for his help.
Flashback to Paintissimo’s house. He is talking to a Koopa.
Paintissimo: His name was Klus. He told me about the plan of reviving the Great One…..
Torque (interrupting): WOAH! WOAH! The Great One?!
Everyone looked at Torque.
Torque: Sorry, please continue.
Paintissimo: He said that if I help him and if we revived the Great One, he could bring my love back to life. I didn’t care how it happens, I just wanted her back. He told me that paintbrush I had could be very useful.
Luigi: So that’s why the Koopa Bros didn’t go after you.
Paintissimo: Yeah.
Luigi: But listen, I’m sure Klus is just lying to you. He was trying to trick you like he tricked a father of one of my friends. He doesn’t plan to bring your wife back.
Paintissimo: How do you know?
Troque: Listen, if any fool is crazy enough to bring back the Great One, he obliviously has to lie to anyone who is not a Koopa.
Blooey: How do you know so much about the Great One?
Torque: That’s something I’d rather not tell. But, if the Great One returns, kill me. Just kill me. You’d be doing everyone a favor. Take my word for it.
Paintissimo: You mean the Great One isn’t good?
Luigi: Torque doesn’t lie. And after the experience I went through lately, I know he’s not lying.
Paintissimo was now mad as ever. Then he realized something.
Paintissimo: Daisy!
Luigi: What about her?
Paintissimo: Daisy is one of the girls Klus need to revive the Great One!
Luigi (shocked): WHAT!
Paintissimo: We must save her!
Luigi: Hang on Daisy! I’m coming!
Scene change Batman style: Luigi’s head is used.
Luigi and his allies arrived to Daisy’s castle. Mario, Wario, and Yoshi were there with him to. They met during the scene change cause the writer was too lazy. They saw that K.Rool was about to carry Daisy through a portal.
Paintissimo: K.Rool!
K.Rool: Paintissimo. I ought to congratulate you. A few people in Klus’ army was beginning to betray Klus’, some of us, like me, never liked him in the first place, but you managed to actually betray.
Yoshi: That’s K.Rool, the leader of the Kremlings.
Wario: He is just plain hideous.
K.Rool: Look who’s talking. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll take this woman and leave.
Paintissimo: Your highness, it wasn’t Luigi who ruined your kingdom. It was me.
Daisy: I know deep down Luigi didn’t do it.
That was the last thing she said as the dark portal closed.
Mario: Blast! We’re too late!
Yoshi: How is it that we’re getting the stars and Klus is getting the women?
Luigi: Speaking of which, Grodus has a Crystal Star.
Mario: What about the other one? Geno said there was two.
Soon a bright light emitted behind Blooey. It was coming from the robot’s head he had gotten. The head melted away and the Crystal Star was there.
Blooey: Uh, is this it?
Yoshi: Yippee!
Luigi: Well here Mario.
Mario grabbed the Crystal Star.
Mario and friends now have gotten five Crystal Stars. But the X-Nauts also have one. They also have…..
Wario: Wait! This time these last few chapters focused on Luigi more. I’m just saying…..
Jerry exploded to shut Wario up.
Jerry: Continue.
But the X-Nauts also kidnapped Kazooie, Mallow, and Waluigi. Will they be alright? And what about the X-Nauts latest plan. And what happened to Bowser?