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Fan Creations / Re: The Third Attempt

« on: January 02, 2004, 07:38:20 AM »

Wow! What a great story! You SHOULD email this to the Fan Fiction section!

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Game Help / Re: Splinter Cell help!!

« on: December 28, 2003, 03:31:45 PM »

But I'm not stupid, like Dora the Explorer.

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Edited by - TJOghost8 on 12/28/2003 1:34:31 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: Cheating AI makes me angry.

« on: December 28, 2003, 10:13:33 AM »

A small correction in Fifth's post of all MK64 cheats: The computers actually DO use the mushroom. I see the "flames" emit from their engine as they speed up. And here's something else: Computers don't actually use the Lightning Bolt, the software summons it at random and randomly picks any of the AIs in the back ranks.

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Edited by - TJOghost8 on 12/28/2003 8:17:36 AM

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Mario Chat / Re: Cheating AI makes me angry.

« on: December 27, 2003, 10:45:30 PM »

I sometimes don't mind if a player catches up to me, but if it's the same person I killed over and over that's when I become nasty.

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

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Mario Chat / Re: Cheating AI makes me angry.

« on: December 27, 2003, 07:36:21 PM »

One thing I have noticed is that sometimes, the AI players just suddenly appear to in 1st, conviently without you seeing them pass you.

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

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Game Help / Re: Splinter Cell help!!

« on: December 27, 2003, 05:54:43 PM »

You are a stupid monkey.

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Mario Chat / Re: Have you seen Mario and Luigi's nieces?

« on: December 23, 2003, 02:17:20 PM »

Now, tell me again the point of this topic's existence.

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General Chat / Re: Storyboards Ignored

« on: December 19, 2003, 06:34:43 PM »

Well, thanks for YOUR input!

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General Chat / Re: Birthdays...

« on: December 18, 2003, 07:43:57 PM »

Wow! I have the same exact date as nintendoexpert89! Cool! We're the same age!

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General Chat / Re: Storyboards Ignored

« on: December 18, 2003, 07:35:49 PM »

Yeah, why? How come? Are you all just too lazy to make a simple post? Are you trying to let the topics die? nintendoexpert89 and I are the only ones who ever do revive those two topics.

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Edited by - TJOghost8 on 12/18/2003 5:36:21 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Goes Camping

« on: December 17, 2003, 10:22:49 PM »

bought Luigi a snowcone.

Luigi: Thanks! *Shoves the entire cone down Mario's throat*
Mario: AAARGHH!! Brain-freeze!!
Luigi: You and I both know you were born without a brain.
Mario: Oh yeah. But my head hurts!
Luigi: I can fix that! *Wacks Mario's head with an iron 5 times*
Mario: OUCH!! That made it worse, darnnit!
Luigi: What color is my underwear? *Slaps Mario across the face*
Mario: Now you're going to get it!

So Mario reached down Luigi's pants and took out his...

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Forum Games / Re: Mario and Luigi are dead?

« on: December 17, 2003, 10:13:46 PM »

But that didn't work, so Peach stuffed a sock in his mouth to cork his cryhole.

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Forum Games / Re: dark days ...on isle Delfino

« on: December 17, 2003, 10:11:48 PM »

So Mario finally buried him in Isle Delfino cemetery, and lightning struck the grave!

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General Chat / Re: You'll Laugh When You See This!!

« on: December 16, 2003, 02:05:08 PM »

***NOTE: The following jokes aren't to offend anyone. There just there for fun.***

Your mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!

Your mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test!

Your mama's so gluttonous, when she walks into an "All-You-Can-Eat" restaurant, there are speed-bumps!

Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a weight scale and the measure read "To be continued."!

You're so ugly, you scare away blind people!

You're so ugly, on the day you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your mother!

Ha ha ha ha!

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General Chat / Re: Saddam Captured While Hiding in Hole

« on: December 16, 2003, 01:54:37 PM »

The South Park movie suggested that Saddam and Satin were lovers.

Your mama's so fat, she puts mayo on her tylenol!