Author Topic: Things That Drive Me Nuts (Read 72328 times)

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #135 on:** November 07, 2004, 05:01:18 PM »

I love when people clap for movies. I personally started a mass-clapping at the end of Episode I.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Markio · « **Reply #136 on:** November 07, 2004, 05:29:24 PM »

I've been wondering this since the beginning of this thread: What is a splashback?

Enjoy life. There''s plenty of time to be dead.

boomstix · « **Reply #137 on:** November 07, 2004, 05:49:38 PM »

Yes, I was waiting for this:

Warning: May be offence, so if you are easily offended, why don't you go watch Sesame Street or something...

Clue 1: Urinal
Clue 2- Urinal minus "AL" plus "E"
Clue 3- Splashing

Take it from there...

"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming

boomstix · « **Reply #138 on:** November 07, 2004, 05:53:59 PM »

Oh yes, and another thing that qualifies as a "good one" is something not personal: realize that I'm not talking about "the holes in the bottom of my new shoes" or "how my mother doesn't buy these kinds of snacks for me".

Got one more:

- Gum that loses it flavor after five minutes

"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #139 on:** November 07, 2004, 06:56:55 PM »

- People who CONSTANTLY chew gum
- People who chew gum with their mouth open
- People who SNAP their gum over time, trying to blow a bubble, even though they're not chewing bubble gum, just the regular kind

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #140 on:** November 07, 2004, 07:06:33 PM »

Oh, so that's what a splashback is. Hmmmmm... heh... ha ha... ahahahaha... mwuhahaha... aHOOhahaHA! Sorry, I really lost myself there. Hey LD, what movie are you talking about when you refer to episode 1? Is that Star Wars I (which I would doubt) or LotR I? Or something else? Oh, and speaking of clapping... that reminds me! This one time near the end of high school one of my friends gave a speech during opening and after he finished all of my friends started clapping... for about a whole minute! When the clapping was about to end one of my friends started it up again with a stupid sounding shout of "Eh!" and we all kept clapping for awhile. And then we did it one more time after it died down (even though the person was already in his seat by now). It was so funny in a stupid way it wasn't funny. You had to be there. My friends are dumb but hilarious.

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Iâ€™m too foolish for my pants... thatâ€™s why I always wear shorts (worst... signature... ever!)

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/7/2004 8:28:44 PM

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #141 on:** November 07, 2004, 08:10:24 PM »

I thought splashbacks where when two people are in a pool and one splashes the other then shouts "No splashbacks!"

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #142 on:** November 07, 2004, 08:11:42 PM »

Of course he meant Star Wars, goofus.

As for "splashbacks," they are actually the things behind your kitchen sink that have the water slide back into the sink.

The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.

boomstix · « **Reply #143 on:** November 07, 2004, 08:28:59 PM »

Oh man, I got a great one:

-GOOOOOOO YAFFA!

If you haven't seen this commericial before, you are surely blessed

"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #144 on:** November 07, 2004, 10:21:30 PM »

Sounds pretty dumb... almost as dumb as the "gotta go right now!" commercials! CW, I am getting so sick and tired of you making fun of me and criticizing me it isn't funny! You've given me no choice! *pulls a ridiculously ginormous super soaker out of nowhere and points it threateningly at Chupperson* It's your fault for pushing me over the edge! Nobody move or I'll soak your friend to the bone marrow. Now say you're sorry with sugar on it or face the wrath of FLUDD II: Aqua Demon!

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Shave big bunnies at Benards!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/8/2004 2:30:25 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #145 on:** November 08, 2004, 12:50:33 AM »

*twitches a leg muscle*

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #146 on:** November 08, 2004, 01:28:07 PM »

*Sneezes*

Oh....Sorry Chup....

Not really....

Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 11/8/2004 11:28:33 AM

boomstix · « **Reply #147 on:** November 08, 2004, 06:37:09 PM »

Whoa, that small text you used makes your comment go totally unnoticed. It took me a while to find that extra little comment but boy, was it worth it!

"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming

Markio · « **Reply #148 on:** November 08, 2004, 06:46:59 PM »

Things That Drive Me Nuts:

-Things that don't drive me nuts.

Markio · « **Reply #149 on:** November 08, 2004, 06:46:59 PM »

-Intentional Double posts

Edited by - Markio on 11/8/2004 4:47:33 PM