Never-Ending Story - You decide what happens...as per usual

[The Chef]

...an oversized egg,  which hatched open to reveal...

[Masher101]

A Lifetime supply of fishsticks, and The Cheat!

[Matty_G33]

And Kraid managed to find his way to the pie, which he took from me. Jesus said "Here's your invincibility!" The room flashed, and one of the men who was wearing a cloak threw a pike at me. It bounced off. While Glorb was eating his fishsticks, he was like "OMG!" and Batman said "I'm gonna be sued again!" And Glorb did so. He got $400,000, with $70,000 of court fees. Kraid suddenly died, and fell on the cloaked men, while a plothole sucked me and Glorb through...to where PaperLuigi was!

[Glorb]

And then...

[The Chef]

Then's back went out.... AGAIN. But...

[Masher101]

Then a guy with NO face walked in. He said, "" Then screamed, "..."

How can you scream, "...?" Mumbled Masher101 when he walked in randomly.

[Glorb]

Sadly, Masher101 was hit by a truck much in the same manner Glorb was. However, when the scientists were performing an autopsy, they discovered Masher101 was really...

[Jman]

Fred Savage!  Suddenly, it all came full circle.  A strange voice could be heard in the background.

"And that's when it hit me, I'd been used as a side plot in a story featuring animated characters.  And the worst part was, my friends were nowhere to be found."

[Matty_G33]

Meanwhile...Sonic relizes that Tails died. He then planned to assassinate Mario and Luigi! "It have must've been them!"

If you think Sonic should kill them, say so.

If you think he should get wasted tomorrow, say so.

[Glorb]

Glorb pressed option 1, but the voice said, "You have chosen option 2." "Aw, con-sarnit!" screamed Glorb.

[PaperLuigi]

Sonic...uh, got wasted  and the Mario Bros. joined him in good fun after Luigi brought Tails back to life with some kind of strange crap. But since they were drunk and all, they began to fight with other people inside the bar like Wario, Eggman, The Undertaker and Chuck Norris.

[Matty_G33]

Meanwhile, Glorb and I were warped randomly into MEGABYTE's Fortress. He said "You shall have a big addiction for Mario games!" He grabbed a serum that would make somebody addicted to jumping plumbers and tried to inject Glorb, but was neutralized by pure Phazon which Jman and Fred Savage dumped onto him...but then MEGABYTE rised out of it, turned green, and was nicknamed "GIGABYTE"!

[Glorb]

GIGABYTE powered up his Evil Ray, but stopped. "Uh....Glorb, why are you drinking the serum?" Glorb stopped in the middle of greedily slurping the liquid out of the needle. "Huh? Oh, I dunno...it was green. Looked tasty." Suddenly, Glorb's innards siezed up, his eyes turned a very slightly different shade of blue, and he started screaming. "Yargh! Me love jumping plumbarz! Me hate Sony!!" Glorb suddenly saw a plumber doing jumping jacks in the corner, and before GIGABYTE could ask what he was doing there, Glorb...

[The Chef]

Attempted to get the plumber to make a mushroom come out of a brick by uppercutting it, then...

[Glorb]

...Kicked down the door of GIGABYTE's office and went on a rampage at Sony's HQ (which was just near GIGABYTE's office). Glorb ran around, breaking windows and kittens alike, and generally making a nuisance of himself. Suddenly, Ken Kutagari, shirtless, muscley, and decked out in combat gear, burst through the door of the bathroom, brandishing a flaming motorcycle. "Alright," he screamed, "Who here's causin' all this ruckus? I was in the middle of a very important business meeting discussing the magical Cancer-curing properties of the PS3!"