Author Topic: Things not to do in Wal-Mart (Read 8645 times)

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #15 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:07:26 AM »

Murder little kids in the bathroom.

-LD

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:01:19 AM »

Well, yes, that's definitely a biggie...

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:55:09 PM »

Make a trail of tomato juice leading to one of the bathrooms.

kirbyman · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:07:22 AM »

In an aisle, yell "Attention K-Mart Shoppers!"

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:54:39 AM »

Use the DIY Checkout thing (I cant recall the real name). It's pathetic. It crashes pretty much a the time.

Jman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2008, 04:56:54 PM »

Film a music video.

kirbyman · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2008, 07:53:22 AM »

YELL
THIS LOUD!!!

Okay, maybe you can do that...
I've seen a lot of people do that,
and the employees don't seem to care.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2008, 03:18:28 PM »

Walk swiftly around wearing an INS hat with a determined look on your face.

dc804 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2008, 08:13:55 PM »

work overtime

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2008, 06:06:36 AM »

Come out of the bathrooms with some toilet paper sticking out of your pants, approach an employee, and say, "I need some help in there."

dc804 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2008, 09:46:56 AM »

leave your wallet there