The brothers continued to explore the new world that came upon them. Effects of the mushroom we're starting to rise and soon the brothers we're starting to see flying platforms and brick blocks. Also, bad vibes we're consuming them and far away were starting to appear more goombas.
Mario: Mama mia! Luigi, watch out! They're coming in huge numbers!
Luigi: Mario, calm down! Its just the hallucinogenic effects of the mushroom!
Mario: No no no! It can't be true! I need to calm down! Luigi, did you bring the opium?
Luigi: Sure did. I also brought some "papers" so that we can make a joint. Here.
Mario: Thanks!
Opium was smoked by the red little plumber. Inmeadiate effects followed, such as the "power" to shoot fireballs!
Mario: Luigi, look! I'm shooting fireballs out of my hand! Flower Power!
Extremely hot nuclear fireballs were being shot out of the plumber's hand. The fireballs, upon touching the goomba's, burned them to crisp.
Luigi: Wow, I'm going to smoke some of that stuff too!
Another curious effect of the opium was that the overall's the plumbers were wearing changed to a white tone. The brothers continued to explore their backyard and soon got very far away from their house up in the hills.
Mario: I'm getting kind of scared here. Don't you think we're kind of far away from home?
Luigi: Haey i od.
Mario: What?
Luigi: Haey i od.
Mario: Luigi, I don't understand what you're saying!
Luigi: HAEY I OD.
Mario: Ok.
The combined effects of opium and 'shrooms affected Luigi's vocabulary. Mario was aware of that, and soon, he too, got caught by it.
Mario: Amam aim, si taht a-neerg turtel?
Luigi: Sey! Sey ti si!
A green turtle, moving faster than any turtle recognized by man, started to follow the brothers where ever they went. The brothers were getting afraid. The turtle touched Luigi and the flower power effect magically desintegrated. Luigi shrunk to a very small size. Mario jumped on top of the green fiend to protect his little brother of getting hurt.
The green fiend hid itself inside its shell and Mario kicked it like it was a soccer ball to the hills down below. A whimsical word came through Mario's head...
Mario: Koopa!
The brothers saw a castle not farther than a kilometer away, and inmeadiatly they ran to it (the castle was actually a house).
Upon entering the castle, the brothers were amazed by the weird fireball thingies that seemed to inhabit it. They simply dodged every single one with great vigor and stamina.
Mario: Watcha outt, Lwigi!
Luigi: Datz not gona hitt me! Ima smal!
When they reached the end of the house, it seemed like someone woke up. It was actually the owner of the hous- err castle.
Owner: What the hell are you two punks doing in here?
Mario: Bigg koopa! Big koopa!
The brothers mind had mentally twisted the old man into a monster, which they called "big koopa". They got a nearby axe and made the "monster" fall into the "lava". What really happened though, was that they killed the man, chopped him in pieces. They got out of the back door of the house...errr castle and were greeted by a talking little mushroom.
Little Mushroom: Sorry, but the princess is in another castle.
Mario (his speech fully recovered): What princess are you talking about?
Little Mushroom: Princess Toadstool, dude! Where have you been?
Mario: Wha?
Luigi(speech also recovered): This is amazing. This world has a princess and all. I wonder who she is?
Little Mushroom: People call her "Peach". She is kidnapped by an evil koopa king named Bowser.
Mario: Bowser? I knew he was evil! We must rescue that princess at all costs!
Luigi: Yeah, lets go Mario! Oh by the way, can I eat you little mushroom?
Little Mushroom: My name is Toad, for your information.
Luigi: I don't give a ****!
Toad: Noooooo!
Luigi chopped the little mushroom into little piece which were small enough to fit in his throat. Upon eating the mushroom he magically grew to a bigger size.
Luigi: That's better.
What was once day, now was night in the magical land of "Mushroom Kingdom".
The brothers tried to sleep but couldn't due to the insomniac effect found in most magic mushrooms. They continued on to their adventure...
