LET'S START THE STORY!
An announcer is reporting a live television broadcast of the Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... Welcome to the worlds most intense fighting match in the history of videogames! Tonight, you'll see characters from all the major Nintendo franchises battling it out for the glory of their homelands!"
The crowd cheered.
"From the Mushroom Kingdom, we have the portly plumber himself... MARIO!"
Mario jumped out of a green pipe and bowed in front of the audience. The crowd cheered hystarically.
"From DreamLand, we have the cute ball of pink fluff himself... KIRBY!"
Kirby floated down on a bright yellow star and did his happy dance. The crowd cheered.
"From Planet Zebes, we have the most dangerous alien bounty hunter in the galaxy, SAMUS ARAN!"
Samus emerged from a teleporter and shot a beam of light from her proton gun. The crowd cheered hystarically.
"From Dark Land, we have the killer beast himself... KING BOWSER KOOPA!"
Bowser stomped through of the arena gates and snarled. The crowd booed.
"From the legendary land of Hyrule we have the young Hylian himslef... LINK!"
Link emerged from a teleporter and held the Master Sword high in the air for all to see. The crowd cheered.
"From Kongo Jungle, we have the big ape himself... DONKEY BUTT!"
The audience was confused. "HUH?" They asked in disgust.
"Excuse me, I've said a slight error in pronunciation. The ape's real name is... DONKEY KONG!"
Donkey Kong swung down from a large vine and flexed his muscles. The audience cheered.
"Also, we have the Gerudo King of Evil himself... GANNONDORF!"
Gannondorf rode into the stadium on a black stallion and grinned a villainous grin. The audience booed.
"There'll be many more participants on the way, so stay tuned to ESPN for more of the SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE TOURNAMENT! We now have to go to a commercial break!"
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"Bwa ha ha! Guess who it is, loyal Mario fans...
It is I, King Bowser... ruler of all Koopas, big and small. I have come to take over the Mushroom Kingdom (no, not the place...I mean the WEB SITE!)! Deezer, you will surrender your troops to me, or else you will never see your precious Mario again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"