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Dark_Shark

« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2006, 08:27:58 AM »
Mario: I'll kidnap Peach!
Luigi: Its -A-ME MARIO!!!!
Wario: I will tear down my Castle!
Yoshi: I throw my own wastes!
Waluigi: I love you Luigi.
Bowser: Mario is so majestic when he jumps.
DK: I'll go rub Cranky's feet.
"A winner is you"

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2006, 11:18:19 AM »
Mario:  I like this thread.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2006, 11:46:03 AM »
Does that mean this is going to get locked?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2006, 12:19:24 PM »
No.  Although it does have the potential for someone to post something that shouldn't be said on the forums, but the same could be said for a lot of threads.

Luigi:  Red is my favorite color.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

PaperLuigi

« Reply #49 on: September 03, 2006, 02:02:44 PM »
Well, I'm happy that this thread seems to be a success. (I mean that for real.)


Waluigi: Okay, I admit it. I-I........*sniff*.......am Luigi's number one fan!

Goombella: Man, I have no idea where the heck we are! Go ask someone else, you fat Italian!

Koops: *singing* I'm the best. Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep me down!

Vivian: You know what, sis? It's your own darn fault we always lose things! Go jump off a cliff or something!

Paw Patch: Argh! Hand over ye booty!

Rawk Hawk: *sigh* I just wanna stay at home and eat chips today.

Kolorado: This artifact........looks like something I could clean my toilet with.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Robert

« Reply #50 on: September 03, 2006, 04:21:38 PM »
Mario: I'm not gonna rescue Peach this time. Nope. This time, I'm going to stay home and watch the super bowl on TV.

Peach: This time, I have my own escape plan. I'm not waiting for some fat itailian plumber to save me this time >:(
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*We see the interior of Bobbary's residence. Bobbary enters.*

Bobbary: Honey! I'm home from long journey at sea!

*No one awnsers*

Bobbary:... Honey?

*The bartender from PMTTYD (or the BFPMTTYD) enters the house.*

The BFPMTTYD: Bobbary, I don't know how to break this to you, but while you were gone, your wife died at the hands of the plauge.

Bobbary: Oh. *Sadly* So I see...

The BFPMTTYD: I'll let you greive.

*The BFPMTTYD leaves. For a long amount of time, Bobbary stands motionless, staring at the spot where the BFPMTTYD was previously standing.*

Bobbary: Horray! It's party time!

*As soon as Bobbary finishs talking, party music starts playing from out of no where. Ballons and confetti rain from the sky. Bobbary starts dancing.*

Bobbary: I don't have to put up with her anymore! Yipee!
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Shiguru Miyamoto: Y'know what? Let's give Waluigi his own game.
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon chooses you!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #51 on: September 03, 2006, 05:14:38 PM »
Mario: [insert long, drawn-out speech here]

NintendoExpert89

« Reply #52 on: September 03, 2006, 06:39:23 PM »
Toad: "Look! A chain chomp!"

Screech

« Reply #53 on: September 03, 2006, 06:41:26 PM »
Woah. You beat me to that one.
EDIT: Refering to the post ABOVE the one above mine.


Donkey kong: Hi.
Peach: Mario, I love you in a totally unambiguous way.
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

The Blue Toad

« Reply #54 on: September 03, 2006, 11:51:57 PM »
Haha. 
I like this thread.

Peach:  I think I'll wear [insert any color other than pink here] today.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

PaperLuigi

« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2006, 08:04:49 AM »
Smorg: Hello, my good chap! Nice weather we're having, don't you agree?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2006, 09:44:59 AM »
Mario: I'm-a defecting to the USSR!

Peach: Mario, I'm leaving you for Bowser. Seriously, you always take so long to rescue me. Why didn't you just, like, call a SWAT team or something? They'd take Bowser's a** down quicker than Mel Gibson gets caught for drunk driving.
every

Pt_Peach

« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2006, 12:40:19 AM »
I like this thread. It's really cool ^_^.

Wario: *jumps into a pit* I HATE MYSELF!!!

Mario: Goombario, jump on back home like a nice little boy. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!

Goombella: I don't wanna fight the Shadow Queen! She's scary!

Koops: I'm gonna go on and take Bowser down myself!

Bombette: I DON'T WANNA BLOW MYSELF UP!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Screech

« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2006, 01:01:38 PM »
Bowser: Peach, umm...I don't think it's gonna work out. No, no, we're not "breaking up" exactly. We're just, you know...seeing other people for a while.
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

PaperLuigi

« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2006, 04:22:36 PM »
Quote from: pt_peach on September 06, 2006, 12:40:19 AM
Goombella: I don't wanna fight the Shadow Queen! She's scary!

Actually, if you go back to where you fought the Shadow Queen, Goombella will state that she was scared and felt like backing down. Of course she didn't, but she might have said something like running away.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?
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