Lakitu: I should really stop trying to hurt people with spiky shells.
Luigi: Ooh, 4kids wants to do a Mario cartoon! I'd better tell Mario of this great opportunity!
Mario: I'm going to negociate with Sony about becoming their mascot!
Toad: Ooh, trash tv!
Bowser: Hmm, decisions, decisions. Watch Seinfeld marathon or kidnap Peach? Watch Seinfeld marathon or kidnap Peach?
Peach: Hmm, throw myself at Bowser or watch The Cosby Show?
Goomba: Screw you guys! I'm going home!
Koopa: Now that I have all of you in my grasp, I, Koopa Troopa, shall rule the world! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Tumble: Watch out, world! Tumble is coming to prime time!