Tsunade: There's only two other types of people I know with dots on their head: My brother and a large number of Indian women. That aside, the angle of the, uh, shot is somewhat awkward, though the (football) boobs once again make up for the overall Narutardedness (speaking of which, as I am lacking in that quality, I was somewhat uncertain as to the precise definition of "jutsu". I looked it up, and... yeah, I guess that could explain it).
"Candy":
As for the fat chick, I respond with nothing more than a hearty "no".
PL's Girl: Her face and demeanor regrettably bring to mind innumerable, irritating "hot" schoolgirls, and after five or six pages of well-endowed lasses, her (curiously tropical bikini-clad) chest is a like a blast of cold air. But hey, she's not that bad.