Roy Koopa's Overactive Imagination

[frostbite]

IF you believe that the Koopa Kids are 1/4 dragon, then you probally also believe that Bowser's father was killed. Therefore, dragons can not live forever.

[TurtleTek]

Because I do buy into the whole Dragon/Koopa theory, I agree with what Frostbite said. Part of that theory is that Bowser's father is dead, slain by "The Mushroom Knight".



-TurtleTek
http://turtletek.botic.com

[G.I. Wario]

No, it's not that Dragons are invincible, its just that they don't die of old age.  I'm coming from D&D experience with a a little know how about myths and such.

Also, according to many sources Dragons mature MUCH slower than humans.  A 200+ year old dragon is still an adolescent I believe.




Where is the heck is Seychelles???  

[G.I. Wario]

New question.

Are the Mario Bros. midgets?  What's everyone's take on why they're both less than 5 feet tall?

Where is the heck is Seychelles???  

[Paper Mario]

Why didn't they have da Wario Bros. In SSBM??

[TurtleTek]

So Dragons take a long time to mature, but turtles (and therefore Koopas, I suppose) mature quickly. Exactly how this balances out in a Koopa/Dragon hybrid is up for grabs.

Well, the Mario bros are rather short. Exactly what their height is is unknown. They could be not-so-short and everything in the Mushroom World could be on a larger scale.

As for the Wario Bros not is SSBM, I am also unhappy that they were not selectable characters. Oh well.




-TurtleTek
http://turtletek.botic.com